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Joined 05-05-14, id: 5710609, Profile Updated: 08-19-15
Author has written 2 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Homestuck.

hey guys. So, I guess you managed to find my only story, which somehow lead you here. So that's pretty cool, at least for me. Um, so I'm 15, so don't be surprised if my writing isn't very good. I do my best though. I probably won't update very often because of school though. Sorry. Uh, also I'm asexual so most of my characters probably will be as well, just because I think there isn't really enought characters like that.

i do take request for stories, mostly, and if you tell me something you'd like in one of my current stories I'll do my best to fit it in. But, like, I won't to M rated stuff. Yeah.

Like I mentioned, I'm still in school, so most of my updating will be done in weekends. However I do have problems sleeping so once in a while updates might happen at like, 4:00 in the morning. But those probably won't be very good quality.

uh, most of the stuff I write will probably be homestuck, httyd, Percy Jackson (like, both series) and BH6.

stories I'm planning

-I've got this one story that's basically just an idea at this point, but basically it's about an asexual/aromantic girl who finds out she's a demigod (hint, her parent is the last goddess you'd expect for her)

-I'm trying to write a homestuck one with an asexual girl as the main character (well, I did warn you). Basically it starts with her trying to decide if she want to come out to her Internet friends (John, Dave, Rose, Jade) but then John messages her asking if she want to play a game with him. Shenanigans ensue.

-yeah ok, so I know I said I'd try to update every weekend, but that's not really working out, clearly. I think I'm going to try to write out the next 5 chapters of my httyd story, then I'll start updating again. Sorry.-

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Lightning and Death Itself by Cke1st reviews
Toothless uses a little-known dragon ability to alter the outcome of the romantic flight... and the very nature of his passengers. Rated T for subject matter; the language is all K. Dragon!Hiccup, dragon!Astrid, some Hiccstrid, no slash. This story got its one millionth view on July 7, 2018 - thank you!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 146 - Words: 368,236 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
How to Court a Self-Proclaimed Heterosexual in Just 30 Days by Kariza Elquen reviews
Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dave S., John E.
Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,364 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Running(from what I thought was home) by fanaticalParadox reviews
Humanstuck AU; You are one of the 1000 'special' people 'chosen' for Skaia high, the most acclaimed and hard to get into school. But something isn't right, or hasn't been since one of Crocker inc.'s experiments went missing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V.
Waiting For The End by Wings Of Sanguine reviews
Whilst on patrol with the knights, Merlin goes missing, the bandits who stole him claiming he has magic. Despite the warnings, the knights of Camelot pursue in hopes of getting the servant- and some answers- back. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN MERLN OR ANY CHARACTERS.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015
Lab Partners by hatsumiyo momichi reviews
Tavros is completely against animal cruelty, and refuses to do a science experiment. Good thing Gamzee steps up when he seems to be unable to get through his little rebellion. - A gamtav human!stuck highschool AU, in which I attempt to be funny.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Darkness and Dreams by ADreamingSongbird reviews
The Batterwitch rules the star system with an iron claw. Four young men and women are determined to set the world to rights by igniting the spark of revolution, but they are few and have little training in either their magical abilities or running a rebellion. And is that prophecy ever going to come true? (Full summary inside! Starring the kids; not ship-driven.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,100 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Rose L., Jade H., Roxy L., Jane C. - Complete
Aftermath or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conduit Gene by Just One Face in the Crowd reviews
Charlie Hunter is a young Conduit, just trying to live her life and escape anyone's notice. Unfortunately, her plans for a quiet, inconspicuous life are dashed when she gets involved with a group of Conduits trying to change the world, and save it at the same time. (Takes place about a year after inFamous: Second Son.)
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - OC, Delsin R., Fetch, Eugene S.
Gravity High by TechnoFusion reviews
After the disappearance of their parents, Dipper and Mabel find themselves back in Gravity Falls for their first year of high school, tackling forgotten mistakes, old friends, and the same type of mysteries the town always promised to provide. Wendy/Dipper as a plotpoint early on, some shippings later on as well which I won't spoil.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014
Dagur's Revenge (Revamped) by BlueberryToasterTart reviews
Hiccup was in love with that girl, Astrid, and to better destroy him, Dagur had to be love with her, or rather, a new obsession bloomed, a new incentive with which to cut Hiccup, and his dragon, and Berk, to bits of bloodied bone.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
Four Strangers by divis5 reviews
In which the beta kids go from accidental roommates to best friends while becoming YouTube stars along the way. No really that's exactly what happens. This is an AU where if characters show up assume they're human because the game doesn't exist here. Eventual DaveJade and RoseMary will happen otherwise I have no idea about pairings. Rated T because I don't write M and T is safer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015
JOHN: TRY TO UNDERSTAND by MS Mike reviews
Almost immediately after entering SBURB, John is taken by Vriska on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head. (non-canon) (COMPLETE)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 478,543 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Vriska S. - Complete
Icarus by rosesofenvy reviews
The winged boy he met wasn't real right? The honey coloured wings were figments of his imagination right? But the jacket he possesses even in consciousness means he really exists...right? (art drawn by me)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Boredstuck by MixandMatchJellyRoll reviews
Takes place post-game. All of the trolls and humans have been resurrected and are on their way to their new universe. The journey will last about a month but only a week in, people start getting bored. What starts as a meaningless act out of boredom quickly escalates into a full-fledged war as old wounds are reopened and new ones are created.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
Worrywirt- Wirt x Druid Reader by introspectiveSeeker reviews
As the world becomes encaptured in winter's embrace, I become involved with two lost boys, Wirt and Greg. It must be fate, for it is this encounter that leads me to the one who I've been searching for. But as our destinies entwine, I become attached to the one I call Worrywirt. What shall I do when he leaves?
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Wirt
To Save the Caged Bird by Totally-Not-Voldemort reviews
John Egbert is a lonely, bully victim who relies on a single group roleplay to stay alive. He is in love with a boy he have never seen let alone met. What happens when four guardians come and pull them all together. What if they are to late to save John. JohnDave and many other ships.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2014
Into the Darkness by t-i-double-g-r reviews
The Government has been taken care of. The children have been released from camp. The only lose tie left to fix is Liam. Ruby has a way to get his memory back. Whether it will work or not, is the unanswered question. He was her rock. Her foundation. Without him, she's nothing. And he doesn't remember any of it. But if Ruby is going to save Liam's memory, she has to find him first.
Darkest Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013
Fair Winds on the Ocean Blue by truetothename reviews
PirateAu. Vriska is a ruthless pirate under the name Spinneret Mindfang, after her ancestor's chosen name, and rules the sea with a thirst for treasure, and a supposedly legendary stone is rumoured to be in the care of the new Heir to the Skaian throne. It's the cure to all her worries. Her only problem? The dork of an Heir she has to deal with. JohnVris (Language&violence)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - John E., Vriska S.
Danger Close by HomestuckWhovianInAPokeball reviews
((Note: The rating is only 'M' because of Karkat's well-known foul language. I figured multiple f-bombs kind of bumped this from 'T' to 'M'. Also has mild violence in the later chapters.)) In which Karkat is a Sheriff and Terezi's a blind PI. They have to work on a serial killer case together, using whatever they can. Also includes the help of the sassy tech genius Sollux Captor.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Terezi P., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Frozen in Time by DragonIceFury reviews
Elsa freezes Arendelle. 400 years after Hans kills her Jack Frost takes her to become a guardian. How does she feel? Will she accept? Read to find out. Please review. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! (Maybe a few things here and there. NOTHING ELSE!) I totally messed up Jack's timeline, sorry. R&R! This is a Jelsa story, so don't be confused.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
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And it all started with a camping trip reviews
This is a rewrite of an old story I did. So, it's not super original, but I did change some stuff. You'll see. Here's the actual summery. It was just a normal camping trip for the teens, until a strange girl shows up. What's her deal, anyways?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Hiccup, OC
The ghost in the piano reviews
Dave was upset when he found out he was moving across the country. Jade and Rose were happy to finally have someone else to hangout with. John just hopes someone will come visit him soon. Rated T 'cause there's some swearing in it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2016