Well hello there, pop pop cheerio and all that jazz i suppose.

I would like to tell all of you readers out there that this is a conjoined name. Dracozchick and Vio Momen think of so many great ideas together that we have decided to co-write a few fanfictions and fanfiction spoofs. (Because we all know smart minds think together.)

So read away and relish in our interesting stories.

Your's truly,

The Kleptos

Hello all! This is the wonderful klepto (my other half is the uni, isn't it ironic? and if you pay attention to our pen-names, then you would be able to tell that both of them are thirteen letter words. and it is really hard to find thirteen letter words when you think about it. go ahead, try it.) part of this deal. Yeah, the friend is a freak, what can I say? Just going to add a few of my own homey touches around this place-y thing, cause it looks to bare for me...

Favorite Quotes:

"HARRY POTTER CAN KISS MY ASS!" -Reid from The Covenant (is there any reason to actually explain it?)

"Don't worry, size isn't everything..." -Chase Collins from The Covenant (hehe...)

silence "...MMMMM!" 'I knew that was coming!' -the dearest lovelies of uni and my bestest buddy path plank! (guess who was who?)

"Don't touch my dirt!" -Jack Sparrow from POTC2 (lol. i just love that line.)

"I want a motorcycle... that seems stupidly reckless, AND recklessly stupid." -Bella from New Moon (she's just about as clumsy as I, klepto is. And I can fall up the stairs...)

"SHMACK IT!" -patho plank, oh how i miss thee!

"SUCK IT!" -another patho plank original

"You know you like it!" -the penguin from Happy Feet... enough said.

"I don't know what it is, but McDonalds calls it a hamburger..." -lol. me and my friends, high on air and the stink of our dance shoes... ew.

"I'm the diet coke can of goth." -thats a uni. haha! well, i shouldn't be laughing, at least she knows what she is...

"'We don't think this is right, but we dont really care...' (Whose we?) 'Me and the voices in my head...'" -that one is mine. hehe. I said that to my math teacher, he now thinks I am a little bit crazy... lol.

"'Your hair is as black as dark, and your eyes twinkle...' (Did you say tinkle?)" -that was when a guy was trying to woo me over at the ren faire. and my hair isn't black, ive put so many colors in it that it isn't even its normal color except on the bottom.

"Nothing says 'I love you' like leather!" -hehe, a leather salesman at the ren faire. dont ask...

"Every noise that comes out of her mouth makes it seem like she's in the middle of an orgasm!" -HAHA! i love that line, but yet again, dont ask.

"Retarded brains think alike!" -thats me and uni. YAY RETARDED WAVELENGTHS!

"Swash Swash, Buckle Buckle!" -from uni's love, Orli. but i just like saying it.

"Wenches have more fun!" -at the ren faire. I WANT THAT SHIRT!

"Once a wench, always a wench!" -a personal motto.

"'We can go see The Covenant and you can feel like a whore again when me and patho cuddle up to you for warmth again." -uni, gotta love her. thanks a lot there bud!

"'You know, you're very comfortable.' (yes, I have been told that I should sell myself as a human couch.)" -I have been told many times that I am very comfortable... yes, people sit on me. whatchagonnado? (that's cause i heart her)

Ok, Klepto isn't the only one who can add quotes so thhhhppppp! Here are the ones she missed:

"Hey! Wanna see my zebras?" -Jodie, on gum wrappers... yes, she is in special ed...jk

"It's this blasted puberty! Everytime I see a pretty girl I waste valuable mindspace thinking about her!" Artemis Fowl- the lost colony quote.

"Erm, that probably wasn't a good idea seeing that you're a pubescent volcano..." Holly Short from The Lost Colony... giggles

"I LIED!" -Sirius Black from The Shoebox Project

"Okay, who ate Nirka?"- Kei... Mu... I dunno her nickname yet lol. Friend was missing, you understand...

"The new black should be popsicles, then everyone would have it"- Frank Iero... I heart him

"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!" -Cheese from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

"Ever think that Todd was a pot-wocket?" - claire and I... on our bestest friend Toddsie

"EAT THE DAMN CAKE!" -Remus Lupin to Severus Snape... SNUPIN!

"And his belly quivered like a bowl full of evil." Shoebox Project

"HEY! REMUS!... Ever think that if you look close enough at someone for a loooong time you can like... see their molecules?" Siri from the Shoebox Project

"You know that Stride gum? It IS ridiculously long lasting..." Klepto at a football game... boredom strikes.

"You know... happiness shouldn't have the word penis in it... i think it should be called happagina..." patho at my sister's party... shes retarded

"Knock... Knock again." the policeman from the tell-tale heart, he was funny

Collection of Gerard Way quotes:

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."

"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years"

Frank Iero Quotes:

"I would date Gerard."

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."

"I burn everything and call it Cajun.”

Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"

Mikey Way Quotes:

"I'm the spiritual advisor of the band."
"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well."

"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD."

Bob Bryer Quotes:

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

Ray Toro Quotes:

"We were birth control." (On Gerard’s and his days in high school)

Other quotes:

"Today is a very special day for two reasons. The first reason: It's Halloween!!! The second reason: It's Frank Iero's fifteenth birthday!" -Gerard Way at the Halloween concert

I think thats all i can give you for now. I'll let the actual oddity of our combined name sink in for a little bit, then maybe I will add some more ren faire quotes... those are always the best one. Adios! (For future reference, I'm going to be the one who writes like this. Uni can write normally I guess...)