Just so we are clear, I would like you guys to know that I am probably the most spazziest, random, weirdo-freak you will ever meet. So don't be appaled.

DON'T CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some things you should know about me:

Music: All Time Low, Avril Lavigne, Breaking Benjamin, BlackVeilBrides, Bullet for My Valentine, Britt Nicole, Cody Simpson, ColdPlay, Daughtry,Eminem, Enrique Iglesias,Evanescence, Far East Movement, FlyLeaf, FireLight, Glee, Good Charlotte, Jessie J, Jo-Jo, JTX, Kate Perry, Ke$ah, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Antebellum, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, New Found Glory, OneRepublic, P!nk, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Secondhand Serenade, Taylor Swift, Three Days Grace, Vannessa Carlton,3OH!3, Rascle Flatts, Sia and best of all...SPENGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Style: Kinda strange i'm a complete mixture of PUNK-EMO-SCENE-GOTH-SKATER-SPORY-DARK-SPONTANIOUSE-CRAZY-

Books: House of Night, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars, Lightning and BlackBerrys, Stolen, and magizens. (Reason why I don't have alot of books is because I like to read FanFictions alot.)

Actors: Taylor Launtner, Boo-Boo Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Vincent Kartheiser.

T.V.: Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Ghost Whisperer, Tru Calling, Invader Zim, SpongeBob Squarepants, Fairley Odd Parents, Glee, Dead Like Me, Pretty Little Liars, The Secret Life Of The american Teenager, The Nine Lives Of Chloe King,

Movies: Scream, Halloween, Scary Movie, Friday The 13, Fear Of The Dark, Twilight, I Am Number Four, Beastly, The Last Exrosime, Paranormal Activtiy.

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Hey ya'll!!!!!! I'm Mackenzie but my friends call me Skittles, because I'm addicted to them!!! I love my best buddy Ashton!!!!!!!!! I'm not the most colorful person. I'd rather stick with hot pink, black, purple, and somtimes green. I love listening to music, reading, writing, dancing, singing, haning with my friends. I play Feild-Hockey, SoftBall , Soccer, Basket-Ball and I Public Skate. I love watching Hockey, Soccer, Baseball, Softball , BasketBall, and Feild-Hockey, and sometimes Ice-Skating. I'm learning to play guitar and to Skate-Board. I'm saving my money to get the game "Call Of Duty: Black Ops". So yeah I'm not your normal girl but you all can deal with it. My favorite foods are ice-cream, fried-chicken, ribs, potato chips, and alot of others! I can make a pretty good sandwich or as i call them Samichs.

LIKES: Boys, Music, Capital Letters, Eyeliner, Potato Chips, fast computers, Books, Coloring Books (I know, that there usually used by little kids but oh well!), Ramon Noodles, Lightning Bugs (fireflies), Neon colors, Yellow (normal yellow), Foods, Scary Movies, Bacon, Beaches, Sunset, Crayons, Ipod, Friends, Poking people with Random objects, Party's, Bunny Rabbits, Batteries, Clothes that just come out of the dryer, Hoodies, Sticky notes, Cell Phones, Fire, Strobe lights.

DISLIKES: girls with to much drama, Bugs, When i cant find my chargers for electronics, people who judge me because i buy nice things (it doesn't mean im snobby or anything, i just like nice things!), people who are obsessive, when my printer runs out of ink, Teachers, School (except Music),Tests, parents who think that your always up to no good, when people go into my house without me knowing, The dreaded blue screen, when there isn't anything i wanna listen to.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends!" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Tell the truth and run.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?'

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!"

You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much!

Don't mess with me: I've got a stick!

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

I'm so gangster: I carry a squirt gun.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Silence is golden but ductape is silver.

RANDOMNESS

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

Act your Age, not your shoe size

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

"My favorite thing about gummybears is that when you bite their heads off they don't fight back." ~Pon and Zi

"I got you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and bit my head so I killed it and got you this piece of grace instead" ~Pon and Zi

"I would hug you but my arms are to nubly." ~Pon and Zi"You made my heart so happy i vomited blood." ~Pon and Zi

"Don't touch my JUNK!" ~Gir

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!