There's not much to say about me, I guess I'm just your typical eighteen year old French dude.

I really enjoy South Park, which is why my first few fics have been South Park fics. However, I do like other shows/books/films as well. I don't know if I will write fics for any of the others though.

My wife will probably be adding some of her own fics on here as well.

So, you may have noticed that my fics have a lot of Canadian terminologies, like washroom, or saying grade 3, etc, that's because my wife is from Canada, and she's the one who taught me English (I still really suck at it, it's not her fault though). She moved here a little over two years ago.

I don't really have much else to say, I'll probably add more later on, but if you would like to know more, feel free to message me, I would love to make new friends on here.

Thanks for reading :)

Time for the fun stuff :D

Stan:

You're the normal kid [X]

You have an older sister [X]

You often puke [ ]

You have a poofball hat [ ]

One of your parents is a geologist [ ]

Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ]

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [X]

You have a lot of talents [ ]

Count: 3

Kyle:

You're Jewish [ ]

You own an ushanka [ ]

You have an adopted sibling [ ]

You easily get mad [ ]

Your hair is curly [ ]

You're diabetic [ ]

Green and Orange are two of your favorite colors [ ]

One of your parents is a lawyer [ ]

Count: 0

Cartman: You're fat/big-boned [ ]

You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ]

People make fat jokes about you [ ]

You eat a lot of junk food [ ]

You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ]

You think Ginger Kids have no souls [X] Nah, I'm just kidding, my wife is a ginger.

You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ]

You have a single mother for a reason [ ]

Count: 0

Kenny: You hide your face [ ]

You're quiet [ ]

You love boobies [X] Let's be honest, who doesn't?

You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [ ]

You have cheesed before [ ]

You're poor [ ]

Your parents fight all the time [X]

You beg for money [ ]

Count: 2

Butters: You often get called "gay" [ ]

You get grounded all the time [ ]

You don't have a lot of hair [ ]

You've seen your parents naked before [ ]

You have a fatass friend [ ]

You're not that popular at school [X]

You dance [ ]

You've fallen in love with the opposite sex [X]

Count: 2

Craig: You flip people off [ ]

You're one of the cool kids at school [ ]

You've gotten ripped off before [X]

You think you're cool [ ]

Most of the time you're not happy [X]

You don't participate in anything you think sucks [X]

If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [X]

Your last name starts with a T [ ]

You like things nice and boring [ ]

Count: 4

Clyde: You're attractive[ ]

You love tacos [X] I f'ing LOVE Mexican food

Girls/Guys love you [ ]

You love parties [ ]

Your friends are mean to other people [ ]

Your hair is messy at times [X]

You often wear red and/or blue [ ]

You look at Playboy Magazines [ ]

Count: 2

Token: You're African American [ ]

You're rich [ ]

Anything racist gets you mad [ ]

You're a nice guy/girl [X]

You wear purple and yellow [ ]

You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [X]

You live in a big house [ ]

You've kicked a fat kid before [ ]

Count: 2

Wendy: You're a Straight A Student [ ]

You're a feminist [ ]

You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [X]

You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ]

You get called a "hoe" [ ]

You get mad easily at things against you [ ]

School is fun to you [ ]

You're a bitch [ ]

Count: 1

Bebe: Your hair is blonde [ ]

You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ]

Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ]

You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ ]

You like playing Truth or Dare [X]

You love girl talk [ ]

You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ]

You're part of a Secret Committee [ ]

Count: 1

Red: You have straight red hair [ ]

You wear violet [ ]

You can be a total bitch at some times [ ]

You love talking on the phone [ ]

You get called by your nickname [X]

When your parents are gone, you invite people over [ ]

You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ]

You talk only to your friends [ ]

Count: 1

Tweek: You get frightened easily [ ]

You drink coffee [X]

You tend to twitch [ ]

You see things that other people do not [ ]

Your hair is usually messy [ ]

Your parents aren't helpful [ ]

Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ]

You stutter [ ]

Count: 1