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Joined 03-12-09, id: 1864555, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note.

Hello all. It's been a while, hasn't it? After several years of being away and rediscovering myself, I'm back and kicking.

I'm not so much into anime anymore. I've moved onto science fiction and the like. Things like 1984, and Stranger in a Strange land. I'm also a lover of comics. All kinds, really. I may not be that much into manga anymore, but if the story is good, and it flows well, then sure, I'll read it. Same goes for watching anime.

Also, I'm currently in the process of cleaning out my ginormous favorites, so don't be alarmed by its sudden shrinkage (as if anyone cared how big it was in the first place.)

I'm proud to say that I no longer like yaoi. It's been that way ever since I realized that it's just gay porn in comic/story form.

Lets see, a little bit about myself...My name is Chelsea (just call me Git-face for short). I'm 14, 5'10", female, I will annihilate you if you make a sexist, racist, or homophobic remark, and I have a unique love for the English language, or any language, really. I couldn't give two shits about how I look, because honestly, the only really reason anyone ever cares about their appearance is because they want to attract someone. I don't, so you'd probably never even see me with combed hair. I usually like to take myself out of the equation when thinking about large, almost all encompassing subjects, because lets face it, putting yourself smack-dab in the middle of everything is pretty biased. I'm incredibly childish in some ways. No, not like L, you creepy L creepers. I tend to intentionally do things a kid would like to do. I love the teeter-totters at parks, bendy straws, juice boxes, Sponge bob, and afternoon naps. I still like Death Note. One cannot so easily get rid of something they have loved for years. But, I like to think, I’ve grown in my comprehension of it and its characters, past the “OMG L IS SHO SHMEXEH ROFFL LMAO” phase. I’ve come to have a real understanding for that quirky detective in all his bizarreness. Hmm. It only helps that I’ve been found to have an IQ of over 145. At 14. But hey, that’s irrelevant. Enough about me, guys! Liven up. This is a profile, for Cheezwiz sake! Expect me to, sometime in the distant future, actually contribute stories to this site, as well as clean up my old ones. Later, my home skillet biscuit dawgs. PEACE!

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Living With Thy Neighbor by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
What would happen if Squee were to stay with Nny for a few weeks, or possibly the rest of his life? Just some crazy thing I came up with.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Johnny C., Squee, Shmee
Another Detective by Liz Yeriod reviews
Alternative universe story in which Raito is both a suspect of being Kira and another world famous detective! Using the alias 'Smile', the help of BB, and shinigami eyes Raito helps L in the battle against Kira. -LxLight- Update: Up for adoption; I apologize but will no longer continue this story.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Light Y., L
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Lose Focus by FigureIt reviews
Amaya is sent to the Death Note world after falling asleep on the park bench. She finds the Death Note's opposite, the Once Note. What is it exactly and can she save L and Watari in the end? **BEING REWRITTEN**
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 4/8/2008 - L
Death Machine by Ilandere Okami reviews
10-yr-old Raito was kidnapped to become an assassin for Wammy's House, which has a very mysterious past. That past might include L, the detective hired by Raito's parents to find him. 8 years later, a game has begun between the two geniuses.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
Memoires of a Shinigami King by Hakumuoh reviews
The Shinigami King wanted an heir and and this heir can be found hiding in an unexpected place. Runs parallel to Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Matsuda T., Misa A.
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fallen Saviors by xXEdwardxSakuraXx reviews
Anybody who’s seen/read Death Note knows that there is a strange vortex in the Shinigami Realm that leads to the Human Realm, but what if there were more strange vortexes? What if two girls from the strange realm, were somehow pulled into the Human Realm?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - L, Light Y.
Miner's Despair by Ether32123 reviews
Sergio, Grady, Tom, Nik, Matthew, and John are a group of friends who are united through a common interest: Minecraft. But what if a sudden storm transported them into Minecraft?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Escape From Whammy by xxxRagexxx reviews
Based on the movie Escape From Alcatraz: After Light is falsely accused of murder, he is sent to the Whammy International Maximum Security Prison.There he'll meet the one person who can be the key to his escape,and maybe his heart. LightxL AU Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,591 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Ryuk Returns by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk, once again bored in the Shinigami world, enters into bet, involving dropping his Death Note once more. When an average girl in Canada picks it up, hilarity and horrifics insue. **no it will not be a romance** READ and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
One Last Goodnight by Hari-Aisu reviews
Raito has always burrowed himself within his books of fantasy, wishing to escape the reality caging him. One chance encounter with fate is all it takes for Raito to realize that the world around him may hold more than just what he imagines there to be...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,187 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Away From Home by Andruindel reviews
L x OC Amy is sucked into 'Death Note-land', where amazing adventures, and mass mayhem, ensue. Now all she has to do is learn how to get along with L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,854 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - L - Complete
Blind by Tai Ping reviews
Plot Bunny Exchange:"One must picture a person’s face to kill them using the Death Note. Then, it could be presumed, that it was very fortunate or perhaps unfortunate that Yagami Raito was born blind." - Nilah Oneshot no longer!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Light Y.
One in For the Other by Seiren Sekito reviews
Mello and Near find themselves in quite the predicament: each others' bodies! Eventual M/N
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Wammy Days by L Bloodrose reviews
Will Mello get over his re-occering nightmares? Will Matt admit his deepest, darkest, secret to Mello? Will Rodger ever stop eavesdropping? Rated "T" for blood, courpses, and possible Yaoi, although it will be only fluff, no lemon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mello, Matt
When There is No More Room in Hell by Catmoongirl reviews
The virus still spread, there were still people out there, living but not, waiting in the shadows. Mello knew there were. He could hear them, the distant groans and inhuman shrieks in the night. AU; Matt and Mello in the zombie apocalypse genre.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Mello, Matt
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'm Thankful For You by Kingsly Grave reviews
Beyond Birthday and L Lawliet had always been at ends with one another. It was only until a brief admission during Thanksgiving that L realized how twisted their relationship was to become.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Quiet reviews
When Light is violated in the worst possible way, he spirals into depression. He doesn't want to kill L anymore. He doesn't even care enough to be Kira, but when the Death Note goes missing, Light's the main suspect, and L's too close for comfort. LxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Light Y., L
Forever and a Week by Helen N reviews
AU LxLight If there was one thing Light Yagami hated more than kids messing with his life, it was nineteen years old sweet-loving kids with a severe case of chicken pox that loved to stare at him while he slept. Full summary inside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Light Y., L
Minor Inconveniences by MaximumSpontaneity reviews
Getting into the story reaches a whole new level when two sisters travel back to 2004 to experience the events of Death Note personally, with a few minor glitches including starting over middle school. Self-insert. Not MS or romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009
The Shinigami ChronicLes: Awaken the Darkness by IKilledMisa reviews
After his death L has become a shinigami. He meets an old friend and L starts to find a darker side to himself. Once you are in hell only The Devil can help you out. First story in a dark fanfic series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - L, BB - Complete
A Little Bit Lost by Dremelle Shardais reviews
On what should have been an innocent walk home, Corrie literally walks into the world of Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2009 - L
Socks, a Storm and Sweets by Starlight Disaster reviews
It started with the socks. Then things went downhill from there. A different twist on the "girl gets sucked into Death Note" cliche: no Sues, no OC romance and plenty of sugar, strawberries and cake!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009
Shinigamis, Fangirls, Detectives, Killers, Oh My! by Reneey Umbra reviews
A pair of teenage girls are watching Death Note at midnight. Their TVs start to glow strangely, but nothing happens... just then. So that means nothing strange is going to happen at all, right?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - L, Light Y.
Something is Wrong by SomeKindofIdiot reviews
The thrilling story of a world in turmoil, and the daring hero who rises from the ashes of... Oh, wait, that can't be right. I'm sorry, but this comic seems to have been hijacked. Please hang up and leave us alone.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Johnny C.
The World by Shalan the Magnificent reviews
AU His father was his protector. His sister was his only friend. His mother was his greatest enemy. Death was his only way out… so he thought… LightL YAOI
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - L, Light Y.
Not Interested by Captain BlueCanary reviews
There are many stories where a fanatic gets into the Death Note world, but what if they couldn't stand Death Note? Meet Elizabeth, a 14 year old Death Note anti-fan, who accidently gets into the Death Note universe. And she's not happy about it...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - L
Savior by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
WHACK! by Sahxyel reviews
It surely had to be some sort of joke. Why would someone sneak into a locked room just to chuck a book with the title 'Death Note' at his head?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Inhuman Resurrection by Scarred DNA reviews
L . . . brought back to the world of the living by modern science, two centuries after his death. CANCELLED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - L
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Midnight by Ice Among Fire
A raspy scream flooded the deserted hallways. "Dammit," Roger muttered, as he rushed over to a scene of blood seeping from one of the childern's doorways. R&R please! No pairings!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008
Other World by critical-blow reviews
When a human dies they go to Mu. Mu wasn't quite what they were expecting... /multiple crossover/
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2008 - L, BB
Death Note Challenge by zabani-chan reviews
Challenge for all Death Note fans! Take it or leave it, your choice! Either review or send me a message letting me know whether or not you are taking on this challenge.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008
Mu by o0whitelily0o reviews
All humans will, without exception, eventually die. After they die, the place they go to is Mu. Nothingness. Rules written in the Death Note are set in stone... right?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Matt
Service Remains by Expo reviews
A girl named Rei has been thrown into the world that contains Death Note and all the people that come along. Will she pull through with her new plan to save everyone? Some LxLight, no pairings with OC... !SPOILERS!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,292 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Obire Mortem by God Thinks You're An Idiot reviews
It's been 5 years since his departure, and Nny has finally returned. What effect will it have on those he remembers from the past?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2006
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the defective detective farm reviews
Oh, GOD. Not ANOTHER Wammy one-shot collection! Because, really, in between over imaginative Mello, not so innocent bystander Matt, suicidal A, psycho B, indifferent L, artsy Linda, and a very sheepy Near, who knows the possibilities! rating for Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Matt, Near
a Near perfect birthday reviews
One Shot. its Near's birthday, and Wammy's is going crazy! everything form getting accosted, to getting scared half to death! and all poor Near wants is some rest...this is really short, just letting you know.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near - Complete