"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.

A broken man and a haunted woman and the coming together of their pasts.

A collection of unrelated and some interconnected oneshots of varying ratings and lengths based off of prompts sent in by lovely readers. All Lokane. Latest: Of Witches And Weeds - A muggle road trip gone wrong, an infinity stone, and an unfortunate pureblood's parlour. Plot-heavy Harry Potter AU.

When the God of Lies and the Woman of Science meet, it can only be loud and chaotic, but maybe there can be more beneath the surface. Maybe, against all odds, there can be love. A collection of Lokane oneshots and drabbles. (Please see the Author's note in chapter 9).

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

A captain swan AU that turned into something else...

To save her brother's life, Anna makes a desperate bargain with Count Dracula and finds herself playing a dangerous game on both sides of the board. Espionage, seduction, betrayal, love triangle...AnnaDracula. Read and review please! Rating will go up.

After breaking up with Yamcha, Bulma is determined to prove that she has moved on with her life. However, she ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for when she gets Vegeta involved. VegetaxBulma.

The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.

{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)

- "Something always brings me back to you, Swan." - Hook and Cora have landed in Storybrooke. The townsfolk are prepared for their wrath. But what exactly are Hook's intentions, and how will Emma react when she finds out? Captain Swan. Rated T. M-MA for later chapters.

Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.

A spell goes awry causing Emma and Hook to switch bodies. Captain Swan AU

Hook goes fishing...for some Swan. A series of one-shots as Captain Hook attempts to seduce Emma. Rated 'M' for Hook's 'creative' nature and Emma's language. Captain Swan.

One-shot based on this prompt: Emma is not a light weight and she is not about to let that smug bastard out drink her (or Hook/Emma drinking game fic).

The trials and tribulations of Loki Odinson on Midgard as he struggles to understand and survive the likes of Jane Foster. Lokane.

Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.

Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, brother to the mighty Thor, attempted King of Midgard, was a Jotun. Jane had no idea what was coming for her. Lokane. Two-shot.

Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...

Whoever said that there's such a thing as definite in a world full of chances and endless possibilities? A series of unrelated drabbles featuring the potential relationships between the Woman of Science and the God of Mischief. Chapter 3: He couldn't have picked a better time to visit Jane Foster. /crack-ish/

After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center. AU I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does.

Loki pays Jane a visit...ONE-SHOT Smuuuuuut !

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

Men and women are not the same. Women can't fight, work with machines, or even wear pants. Bulma did not like it one bit. But now she has to become May Queen? NO WAY! But little did she know someone was on there way to earth. UPDATED Chapter 20! EnJoY!

After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.

His past had taught him there was no point in trying to avoid the inevitable...and now Draco's marriage to Hermione is inevitable. Takes place after DH, spoilers. Crazy Couples. Rated M. DHr, HPGW, and Much more...

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

She'd said that he had no power over her but she was wrong. Now, three years later, Sarah finds herself up against the Goblin King again. But this time the stakes are different: she's now running for her freedom. And Jareth doesn't play fair. JS

The story behind how Jareth came to know of & fall in love w/ Sarah, & her mother's bargain that almost cost her child. After Sarah leaves the Underground, Jareth calls in her mother's debt & she begs Sarah, who once defeated him, to help. BEING REWRITTEN! I am taking reader constructive-criticism for this. PLEASE SEND A PM to me. This helpful to my revising plot.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Halloween is the season for ghosts and ghoulies! When witches dance, goblins run amok, and certain Goblin Kings reveal their true colors. Slightly quirky/dark J/S.

He had built her a palace in the stone, but still she would not smile for him. Kouga finds out how to make Kagome happy. L E M O N

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

A Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast crossover of epic proportions. Readers, ye be warned.

Jareth tricks Sarah back into the Labyrinth to make one last attempt for her love. A typical JS story, but read it anyway. : You know you wanna...

Ever wonder what happens after happily ever after? Welcome to a series of one shots delving into the married life of Sarah and Jareth.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

Better to reign in hell, than serve in heav'n."

Sarah finds herself in the arms of a stranger at her father's company Christmas party. She also gets a mysterious gift under the tree that no one admits to having put there... Read to find out what happens! NOT A ONESHOT! Sequel coming next year! COMPLETE

Sarah is dissatisfied with the way things are...

Set immediately after the movie... Jareth's being a sore loser and he's certainly not giving up on her yet. Time for round two. Everything will be put to the test especially Sarah's paitence with the royal brat.

COMPLETE! Sesshoumaru wanted more than a mate. He wanted her, Kagome.

Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.

Ten years later...a new journey...greater perils...the fight for freedom...and a King in search of a Queen. JS pairing. Rating WILL increase due to adult content. COMPLETE

The rules of choosing your Inu companion ...warning...this story will not in any way attempt to take itself seriously! currently under revision

She had thought she was done with this, she had moved on. But Sarah Williams is about to learn that her assumptions are rarely correct, and Goblin Kings cannot be defeated by mere words alone. JS

Remember what the doormouse said...Feed your head. Jareth was counting on Sarah to be foolish, and now she has no choice but to remain with him forever. A Jareth::Sarah Oneshot inspired by the song White Rabbit.

What happens when Sesshomaru is taken to a trendy nightclub? Can you really picture him dancing? No, but there is more to do in a nightclub than dance. Part three of the Sesshomaru in Modern Times series. oneshot

Oh no! Late for class! Sesshomaru, will you please look after Souta for me? You will! Oh thank you, thank you! Part two of the Sesshomaru in Modern Times series. oneshot

After coming through the well with Kagome, Sesshomaru experiences the annual Girl Scout cookie ritual. Part one of the Sesshomaru in Modern Times series. oneshot

Sarah is back in the Underground [hey, we've heard this one before!] and Jareth gets quietly drunk rather than deal with her. A little emergency forces him out of his solitude...

You may think you know about what happened after those 13 hours. You don’t. JS A somewhat darker turn...

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

In a small, superstitious town, Christine Daae is chosen as a sacrifice to the quell the evil that has risen in the surrounding forest. With only the memory of her father for comfort, she finds something else in the woods. AU EC

19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.

AU. OneShot. Why is Kagome breaking into her own school at two in the morning? Does she want to correct her school record by hacking the school’s computer? Nooooo, not Kagome: She’s got far more stupid reasons for what she is doing.

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Said the ingenue, 'Goblin King, Goblin King, wherever you may be, take this horrid life of mine far away from me.' Said the masked Goblin King,'I will.' A Labyrinth & POTO crossover.

[DHr]“See,I knew that was going to happen.”Draco laughed.“And they say you're the smart one.”“That’s not funny, Malfoy. First I get handcuffed to you and now…” She took a pause as she tried to wiggle her foot loose. “MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE TOILET!”

Modern day fic. After the death of her mother Christine has to give up her music and take care of herself and her father. She gets a job working for a man called Erik and tries to start her music again. ExC. COMPLETED

A ballerina from Rouen joins the staff of L’Opéra Populaire to prepare to take the position of a soon-retiring Madame Giry – assuming, of course, that ‘all goes well.’ Is there more to this cryptic reference than the ignorant Mireille Decker realizes? EOW

A man...a wife...a child. Four years into their marriage, Erik and Christine must right the wrongs of their past. Sequel to Of The Stars. EC COMPLETE!

A grave...an angel...a man. Set three years after the movie, we find ourselves in Paris, where familiar faces return for the continuation of a story that didn't end when everyone thinks it did. EC. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC

A grown up Sarah suddenly finds herself back in the Underground, summoned there by none other than the Goblin King. Jareth needs something from Sarah, but how far will he manipulate her to get what he wants? JS. COMPLETE

Erik unthinkingly makes a tiny miscalculation... Oneshot attempt at humor. Raoul lovers beware!

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.

"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)

Jareth needs a bride, and fast. The question is, will Sarah help out?