So, yeah, I’m Jess. (cricket cricket)

I haven’t got a lot. So far I only have three stories up, only two of which are complete. Since I will /never/ leave a story unfinished (it’s one of my pet peeves when other people do it), I’ll probably only have one work-in-progress at a time. Yes, I know, a lot of people have a billion stories at a time, but I’m not one of those people. I am open to beta-reading for anyone, and will probably advertise for it in my own stories at the bottom if I appreciate it.

Go to goldencompassmovie.com and take the daemon quiz. My daemon is a Lion named Themius. Yay me!

Fave Books:

-All Tamora Pierce books

-Harry Potter (when my favorite characters aren’t dropping dead)

-Dragon Riders of Pern

-Maximum Ride WOOT

-Midnighters

-all Mercedes Lackey books

-the Pendragon series is okay, I guess

Fave Movies:

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!! (hyperventialtes)

Stick It (totally wicked)

National Treasure

Transformers

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mona Lisa Smile

Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney version) (yes, I am a nerd XD )

Fave TV Shows:

-House M.D. (absolutely have to see or will die of a brain hemorrhage!)

-Cold Case

-King of Queens

-Smallville

-The Simpsons

Awesome Quotes That We Should All Live By:

“When you assume, you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’.” –Some random TV Show

-“Duck Tape is like the force. It has a light side & a dark side and it holds the universe together.” –Bumper Sticker

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - Proverb

Mr. Gibbs: “Leverage says you. I feel a change in the wind says I. Aye, I’ll find us a crew, there must be some sailors on this rock crazy as you!” Jack: “One can only hope. Take what you can!” Mr. Gibbs: “Give nothing back!” –POTC 1

“No! I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all watching me sail away on my ship, and then I’ll shout the name back to you.” –Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa, POTC 1

“No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this, finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in discovering or detecting a way to save your darling belle, ole what’s her face. Savvy?” -Jack Sparrow to Will Turner, POTC 2

Jack: “Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves! Nigh inseparable we are…were…have been…before.” Mr. Gibbs: “I’ll watch you’re back.” Jack: “It’s me front I’m worried about.” –POTC 2

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.” –Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann, POTC 2

Norrington: “You were actually telling the truth.” Jack: “I do that quite a lot actually, yet people are always so surprised.” POTC 2

“Right, lets all just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other, that’ll solve everything!! BLOODY PIRATES!!” –Elizabeth Swann, POTC 2

“All that and not a single drop of rum!” –Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

Will: “I just thought, ‘what would jack do?’” Jack: “And this is what it brought you to?!” –POTC 3

"Some idiot gave me two tickets for a play tonight. Saved his life. Apparently worth 186." –Gregory House, House M.D.

"Never is just reven spelled backwards." – Gregory House, House M.D.

Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die." House: "I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die." –House M.D.

"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." –Greory House, House M.D.

“I like my leg, I’ve had it as long as I can remember.” –Gregory House, House. M.D.

Wilson:"Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?" House: "They recharge? I just keep buying new phones." –House M.D.

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