Oh, hello there. *peers at you over a pair of glasses* Didn't see you there. Welcome. *easy smile as a newspaper gets folded shut* Please, have a seat. A pleasure to meet you, I'm sure. I'm sorry that it's a... bit empty right now, but I had almost completely forgotten that I owned this. *looks around in minor amusement*

Now, grab a drink, relax and hopefully you'll have fun with this all.