Hi

I'm Emily

I have one Divergent story and two Gallagher Girl stories so far.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a/was DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in A BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am SCOTTISH so I MUST wear a kilt and be an alcoholic

I am a PERSON so I MUST be JUDGED.

Your Prep Side

X You own a mobile phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/Mp3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

X You've been called a brat.

X You hate buying things from sales.

X You own more than one house.

Total: 6/9

Your Gothic Side

X Black is your favourite colour.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You've shopped at hot topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X You dislike preps.

Total: 2/7

Your Punk Side

X You can skateboard.

X You wear plaid or flannel.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have had red, blue, pink, green, purple or black hair or highlights.

X You dislike pink.

X You dislike preps.

X You wear skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4/8

Your Geek Side

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contact

X you get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5/10

Your Athletic Side

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 3/9

Your Hardcore/Scene Side

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been dyed more than 1 colour.

Total:7/10

Questions About You

Name without vowels- Mly

You single? - yes

Favourite number?- 11

Colour you wear most?- blue/black

Least favourite colour?- pink

Favourite candy?- hairdo twists

What do you smoke?- no

Are you happy with your life right now?- no

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- nope

What is/was your favourite class in school?- art/music

How do you make money?- i don't :(

Are you outgoing?- sometimes

One word to describe you?- fangirl

Favourite pair of shoes- ankle boots

Do you own big sunglasses?- yes

Where do you wish you were right now?- at a fall out boy concert

Honest Questions!

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- typing

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- not sure

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- my friend Mhairi

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- shailene woodley

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- my brother

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- no

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- yes

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- yes

Can Questions

Can you blow a bubble?- yes

Can you dance?- yes

Can you do a cartwheel?- no

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- no

Can you whistle?- yes

Can you wiggle your ears?- no

Can you wiggle your nose?- yes

Can you roll your tongue?- yes

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- yes

Crying Questions

Ever really cry your heart out?- yes

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- yes

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- no

Ever cried over the opposite gender?-yes

Ever cried over the same gender?- yes

Do you cry when you get an injury?- sometimes

Do certain songs make you cry?- yes

Do certain movies make you cry?- yes

Happy Questions

Are you usually a happy person?- not really

What makes you happiest?- doing something I love

Does being with your friends make you happy?- yes

Do you believe in yourself?- no

Do you wish you were happier?- yes

Is being happy overrated?- yes

Does music make you happy?- yes

Put your ipod on shuffle and answer the questions with what song comes up.

1) What is your motto?

Hello- Kelly Clarkson

2)What do your friends think about you?

Another Love- Tom Odell

3) What do you think about often?

Flaws- Bastille

4) What do you think of your best friends?

Na Na Na- My Chemical Romance

5)What is 45?

Your Song- Ellie Goulding

6) What does your crush think of you?

Move- Little Mix

7) What is your life story?

Atlantis To Interzone- Klaxons

8) What will you be when you grow up?

I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy

9) What do your parents think of you?

The Good Life- Hannah Montana Soundtrack

10)What do you think when you see the person you like?

Some Nights- Fun.

11)What will you dance to at your wedding?

Dance With Me Tonight- Olly Murs

12) What will they play at your funeral?

Naked- Avril Lavigne

13) What is your hobbie?

The Climb- Hannah Montana Soundtrack

14)What are your interests?

You Love Me- Kelly Clarkson

15) What is your biggest secret?

Summertime- My Chemical Romance

16) What is the worst thing that could happen?

Feeling Good- Michael Buble

17) What is the best thing that could happen?

Say It On The Radio- The Wanted

18) What do you think of your friends?

Competition- Little Mix

19) How will you die?

Heaven Knows- The Pretty Reckless

20) What is the one thing you will regret?

We Are Golden- MIKA

21) What makes you cry?

Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

22) What do your siblings think of you?

The A team- Ed Sheeran

23) What scares you the most?

The Heart Never Lies- McFly

24) What hurts right now

Things I'll Never Say- Avril Lavigne

25) Does anyone like you?

Set Fire To The Rain- Adele

26)What makes you laugh?

Counting Stars- OneRepublic

27)If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Losing Grip- Avril Lavigne

28)What makes you feel good?

Oops!...I Did It Again- Britney Spears

29) What is weird about you?

Summertime Sadness- Lana Del Rey

30) What is love?

Cops And Robbers- The Hoosiers

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, that's only a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 or Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now