Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.

Something is snatching people outside of Marquette, Michigan. When Sam and Dean investigate, their world changes in a way they never thought it would. Turns out aliens and time travel are real. Turns out they need the help of a consulting detective and an ex-army doctor. SuperWhoLock. No non-canon pairings, no slash, no Destiel or Johnlock. T for implied swearing and violence

Going undercover with a celestial being is one thing - pretending to be married to him is another. However Dean Winchester will get himself out of this one is beyond me, but someone needs to stop a homophobe killing off innocent couples. And what better way to find said homophobic assbutt than to pretend to be gay yourself?

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Rose, we've got work to do." SEASON ONE of CALVIN WHO. Now complete!

Once upon a time I promised a bad quality fic to everyone who reblogged a post on tumblr. On the advent of 210K reblogs of that post, I have promised in turn a 210K word fic of the poorest quality I can manage. So here it is. I can promise ducks, long rants about architecture, and Kevin Tran falling in love with a Dalek. Nothing has been edited. Everything is bad. Good luck.

Dumbledore decides to make a blog for the whole Order of the Phoenix. (I know I have like 6 unfinished stories, but I got writer's block for all of them. No kidding.) Disclaimer: I don't own HP or any of it's characters. Also, the usernames are the same as the pen names in The Order of the Phoenix's Official Advice Column. (this is for my own enjoyment, won't update regularly)

"'There's something missing in my life, Rose. Something important. Something staring me right in the face.' He pulled her unnecessarily close, leaned in, and whispered, 'My teeth.'" The Doctor's a bit loopy after getting his wisdom teeth out. Oneshot.

A mystery arises that requires the unique skills of three very special teams. SuperWhoLock.

The Doctor knows a lot of stuff, but there's some things that he will never understand.

"I'll protect both of my girls forever and ever, to the ends of the earth." Hermione is not fully over what she suffered through at Malfoy Manor and wishes her daughter never has to see just how jaded the world is. Hr/Ron One-Shot, 'young next gen' era, Canon Compliant, rated T for torture scenes.