The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.

Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

Cas works Dean open, rimming happens and Dean asks Cas to make love to him.

Dean wakes up with something tickling him and Cas receives a blowjob

Thorin goes to the shops to buy nappies for his nephew. And he walks away with a smile and the number of the most beautiful being he has ever seen. It is the start of something wonderful. Modern AU.

Bilbo has begun to seriously intrigue Thorin, after the Orc Incident, but obviously he can't admit that, being a Dwarven King, even if one without a mountain. Instead, he goes on in silence until Fili and Kili, being his loving and darling nephews, decide to help him out by pretending to court Bilbo themselves.

It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete

Bilbo Baggins is not quite the Hobbit Gandalf was hoping to find when he came to the Shire looking for a Burglar. Bilbo has been on a steady decline since the death of his parents, and he's in serious danger of completely losing himself. So, naturally, the quest for Erebor is just what he needs! At least, Gandalf seems to think so. Bilbo/Thorin pairing. M later on.

Bilbo doesn't realize he's Touch Starved until Thorin hugs him atop the Carrock. Now he's suffering through a Hobbit's worst nightmare and he's yearning to be touched. Who better to help him out than Thorin? This is the M (smut) version. If you desire a clean version, you may find it somewhere here as well.

They met at a different place. A different time. In a slightly different world. But their love is the same...Everlasting and true. Basicly same caracters but different plot. Malec.

Draco finds a list of questions on Harry's desk. Being bored, he decides to have some fun and answer them. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: questions, weird fluff]

Sirius and Remus rescued Harry when he was 6. He was trained to kill Voldemort. With that job done he can go off to Hogwarts and relax. But what happens when he finds out that he's a Veela? Is he able to protect his mate? What will his family think? A Drarry love story protective!Harry (minor RL/SB) WARNING: MENTION OF RAPE, CHILD ABUSE

Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find *his* perfect match in the process... Thilbo and Dwori as a side pairing; Lots of fluff. Also I should probably mention... it's VERY slow-build. Pain-stakingly so. *Now Complete.*

Draco is a Veela who came into his inheritance early, but something has been blocking him from finding his mate. After a second summer of searching, Draco returned to Hogwarts for his sixth year to find that his greatest rival has changed, although no one else seems to notice. As he digs into the life of the Boy Who Lived, what will he discover? DMxHP.

Harry has come into his creature inheritance, but his mate is the one feeling the influence. Creature!Harry, Dom!Harry, sub!Draco, Harry/Draco slash, warnings etc inside. Rating for later chapters

After Harry casts an unexpected spell in a duel Draco reveals a secret. Later Harry stumbles upon another. After Christmas Draco returns changed. Does the Slytherin have even more secrets to reveal? Slash HPDM