Name: Mink

Age: 15

Likes: Gaara, GaaxSaku, Pink, Tulips, Baking, Swimming, Gardening, Being A Pain In The Arse.

Dislikes: Bananas, Monkeys, Clowns, Bugs, Broken Lightbulbs, Soggy Waffles, Big Dogs, Stupid People, Bad Drives, You.

Um, yeah. When I write fanfics (If I ever get around to it) with all the Naruto boys, I'm never going to put Shino in for the simple reason that I have an 'irrational' fear of bugs. (Or so the doctors say)

Many of my friends at my highschool say I am a cat. Bizzare, hyperactive, easily distracted, yet so incredibly attractive in a mysterious haze of my sadistic yet cheerful dispositon. And like a cat, I have claws. (So to speak) I can and will fight back at any chance I get, and tend to have drastic, almost bipolar mood swings. (Example 1: I was at some school fair in 7th grade, some guy pissed me off, so I punched him and broke his nose and one of my fingers, but it got better soon. I didn't tell anyone about my finger. Example 2: My first kiss. The guy decided I was his chew toy and 'nibbled' on my lip. I punched him in the kidney his parents said he peed blood for a month, which made me laugh for about an hour There were some words and punches thrown around, then when someone finally found us, He was practically unconcious, and I had a broken rib and was coughing blood. I get violent. I like being violent because it makes me feel better when I'm fighting someone. My parents have tried sending me to a psycologist, but we just end up sitting there staring at each other. But during school hours. I have a B average.) I am an insomniac. I am addicted to coke-a-cola. But I am by no means a hippie. I dispise hippies. There is no 'peace' and there never will be. And most often, I make no sense what-so-ever. I make up words. Most people say I belong in a Mental Institute for the Chronically Violent and Obsessive Future World Dictators/Possible Serial Killers. It sounds like a grand time to me.

I don't mind constructive criticizm. Infact, I encourage it. But I have a very peculiar writing style, much influenced by a book I recently read, then wanted to set fire to it just because quite frankly, it was a collosal waste of my life. That aurthor is near the top of my Hit-list, along with several individuals that have been requested. (Hopefully, you aren't taking that part seriously. If so, you can call the Psycotics Ward and let them know that I'll be coming for anohter 'visit')

I'm only updating on weekends, barely even at that anyway. I might be getting a job soon, so my online time will be drastically cut down.

I have to say that I am infatuated with Sabaku no Gaara, for the simple fact that his personality is an enigma and his 'bad boy' act completely hypnotizes me. I hope he likes cats.

One more thing, I have terrible eyesight that is getting noticably worse during each doctor visit. (Just though I'd let you know, because people are always asking me to read stuff that I can't see and it bugs the crap outta me.)

Have a pleasant life!

--x--x--x@ roses will eventually die, but true insanity lasts forever...

P.S.

As Mink said before, she is exteremly bipolar... and can't spell to save her life. She also enjoys referring to herself in the 3rd person because it's always fun to say your own name when you're talking about yourself. Sheth also likeths to endeth someth wordeths with eth...eth. YUS!

P.P.S.

I make words! I would go get them copywritted, but after the bottle cap incedent, I don't think the people who run copywritting would let me.

Mya (mee-ya): Me or Here

Ridonculitous (ri-donk-yoo-lie-tuss): Rediculous

Spifferiffical (spiff-er-iff-ik-al): Spiffy, Neat-o, Nifty

P.P.P.S

I'm incognito!

Where's cognito?