My collection of Hellsing 100 word stories. Most of them are funny and all of them approved by other Hellsing fans! Enjoy!

Through out history women have been attached to the symbol of the moon. One night on a mission Alucard saves a young girl who makes that symbolism a reality. As she enters Hellsing's ranks she finds her family history rising out of Ancient Romania. AxOC

It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!

Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!

Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.

A developing relationship, a shiny wand, Elvis Presley, oak trees, and Jaspina? Yup. It's all in this fanfic and MORE! Waffles urges you to satisfy the hunger that is ravenously tearing at your laughbox and read this enchanting story....

When Seras accidentally puts too much Sugar in Integra’s Tea, Walter is on vacation. Alucard gets mad and than hyper. And Integra just gets hyper...Major OOCnesseses…and ya… That sums it up… Major twist at end…

This fic was made when I was high on sugar… I guess you could call it sort of a sequel to ‘Alucard Gets Horney’…Alucard is in the sycward and his imaginary friends from childhood come back to keep him company. SUGAR-FIC. U HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Things look bad when a Sugar-high Alucard finds Pip and mistakes him for a woman… but what will happen to poor Pip when Alucard starts feeling slightly… Horny… READ and find out! Please REVIEW! Better than it sounds…ONESHOT

Alucards been stealing from the residents of the manor again, but this time he's snatched something more on the cute and cuddly side. Oneshot, R&R please. Hey, guess what, there are NO suggested pairings it this fic. xD At all... weird for me, eh?

Sugar high Felix, loads of mayhem, insanity, singing, and a bunch of funness. A side of the Volturi like you've never seen before. /OOC Characters, inspired by Ame Warashi's devianART Voltrui mugshots./

Choose Your Own Adventure style When the shinigami population starts to fade away and the the Head Death God is forced to remove one of the rules, what will Rem, Jealous, and Ryuk do? Set before Death Note

Alucard and Rip Van Winkle pairing.

Jane has a birthday party. She has everything from clowns to balloons. What else is she missing. What does Alec have planned. Summary sucks but the story is good. R&R

Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit

What does Jane do when she's bored? This can never be a good thing. Read and find out. Characters a little OOC. First fanfic. R&R

Sequal to Bored. Little Jane and Heidi the huntress decide to play dress up with Aro. Who will help them? Who comes to visit when they are done? Read and find out. R&R plz

Aro loves his play things. However, his play things just don't last.

A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

DISCONTINUED AroXBella After the Cullens left Bella was change.Her and Jesse joined the Volturi one night after hunting they find a baby.Aro isn't please in the least..

Hey everone, these stories are a combination of Hellsing cosplay, sugar, and late night msn conversations. They're not ment to be serious in any way.I do not own Hellsing or anything to do with the series.

Ok. So you guys know how Mike Newton likes Bella and hates Edward? Ok well this is just something that happens at lunch. It's a oneshot thing...sorry!Please read and review!

Another work of random tales and stories mainly revolving around the world of Hellsing. Expect many OOCness, strange references, yellow smiley squishy balls and more! Rated T for dirty refrencesjokes, a bit of language and a splat of blood.

Just short random moments between random characters in the Hellsing house.

[Puppet Master] Cheesy title I know. About the next Toulon puppetmaster, and a strange relationship with Blade

The Best Kept Secret is not, as some would believe, the vampire Alucard. In fact it has four wheels, goes very fast, and has just been found by Alucard...

It's Alucard's birthday and everyone in Hellsing comes to bring him birthday gifts.

Near x Mello. Another reason for Mello to hate Near. Yaoi, noncon, bondage.

Integra's birthday is near, and the entire Hellsing manor helps prepare for the surprise celebration. All except for a certain undead vampire king, who gets himself into all kinds of mischief while wandering unsupervised through the Hellsing mansion.