ELLO GOVNERS

Well my name is Ashley. YOU GUYS MIGHT KNOW ME BETTER AS ZOOOEY1991. I love to listen to rock music but I also listen to other stuff. My whole family doesn't get me. I love to make fun of my mom. She calls me sarcastic and mean, but she loves me. I think. Na na she does, like who doesn't. I'm just joking you guys. I honeslty don't care if people like me or not. I love to write. My lifes goal and mission is to be an author. I have a sister who lives with me and a step sister who lives up in vegas. My grandmother lives in Cali and I've decided I don't have a dad. I don't like either one of them. I have two cats and a two dogs. That's a lot of fun. Oh yeah. I hate them so much but I love them and never would get rid of them. I am part german, italin, creole, black, and native american. Woo hoo go ethnicity.

LIVE: I live in San Antonio, Texas.

EYES: I have brown eyes.

HAIR: I have black brown hair but currently it is dyed black, and the roots are dark auburn.

HEIGHT: I am 5'8". Too damn tall if you ask me.

PAIRINGS: I only read sesshoumaru and kagome stories and I only write sesshoumaru and kagome stories.

BORN: The day I was born 5/6/91. That day the world rejoiced that I came to them. It was a beautiful glorious day.

I like to talk to people on this site so like don't be afraid to talk to me. I might bite but I promise I don't have rabies. At least I don't think so. I mean there was like some foam coming out of my mouth this morning. Man I should really get that checked. I have an anger management problem. If people flame my stories I will curse you out. Something I try to work on, but it's like dude why are you just going to tell me my stories crap or you hated it or I had grammar mistakes in a mean way. Either don't comment and go find something better to read like I do or say your comment in a nice way and my response back won't look like this:

How dare you, you Mother@#@#

so go F@# yourself.

I'm just saying, be nice.

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