I am mystery.flame.girl

Name: Go the fuck away

Age: old enough to go to jail

Interests: Flaming and eating cookies with warm milk. God, kidding.

I have been on fanfiction for a while. Reading. Reviewing. CRAPNESS. So I have gone undercover to try turn this around.

If you say 'first fic no flames' I will flame you

If you say 'no flames plz' I will flame you

If your OC is a Mary Sue or Gary Stu I will flame you

If your canons are OOC I will flame you

If you have made it onto my favourite authors, congratulations. You don't suck. You may actually be highly talented.

Yes, I am a tough critic. Tough but honest.
I will rarely leave a nice review.

AM NOW A MODERATOR! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME.

For books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Sisters Grimm, Twilight, Alpha Force and Alex Rider.

Movies: Tangled.

Games: Harvest Moon, Mario.

TV shows: Shortland Street, The Simpsons.

Robert Siegfried, I am not Trickster Queens. I am myself.

Watch out. You might be next.