Hey! kso yea basically im not good at the whole profile thing so Im just gonna kinda jump in and start typing and you can just listen.

I'm from Indiana. I really think it is probably the most boring state in all 50(is it 50? I can never remember) states. There is nothing to do but shop. Not that thats a bad thing.

Here are just some random facts about me:

Hair color: actually, it's brown. but I am just, like, really ditzy so yaknowat (not a typo) lets say dirty blond.

Eyes: Hazel

I am a girl (duh) and very random. And I actually one time had an hour and 13 second (I was timing, cuz i get bored in skool like that) argument WITH MYSELF about whether crab or lobster is better. I still dont know. And since evryone here probably thinks the whole dumb-blond-sounds-like-Paris-Hilton kinda thing is an act trust me, its not. = D

Random people that are really freakin hot(or probably are):

Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy

Ryan Ross from Panic! At the Disco

Brendon Urie from P!atD

Fang from Maximum Ride (all I hav 2 say bout him is: DAAAAAMN!!!!)

Iggy from Maximum Ride

Harry Potter from...well...thats pretty obvious

Ron Weasley from Harry Potter

Fred and George from Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. dont hate me for that. I hate him but he sound pretty hot. bad boys get to me.

Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton from HP movies

Edwars Cullen

Emmett cullen

Jasper Hale

Jacob Black (BEFORE he went all werewolfy. bad puppy.)

Favorite Pairings:

Fang/Max (faxness all the way, baby)

Iggy/Nudge

Edward/Bella

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Hermione (if its written right)

Likes:

Bananas

llamas

faxness

Nigudge

txting

GOOD fanfiction

Dislikes:

bad music. a.k.a. country, classical. no offence to any lovers of that

sluts,skanks, and whores. wats the point.

drama and fights at skool. why do u want to make being a teenager harder?

Favorite Books:

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Twilight

The Notebook

there are more but i cant remember

Favorite Movies:

Step Up

Phantom of the Opera

Harry Potter

Dirty Dancing

Blades of Glory

Disturbia

Red Eye

Favorite Bands:

Fall Out Boy

Panic! at the Disco

Three Days Grace

Random Quotes that I love!:

"Let's throw they're stuff into the canyon"- Iggy, Maximum Ride:The Angel Experiment

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor-mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an axe murderer"- Maximum Ride

"I vil now destroy de schnikuz baz"- Gazzy, Maximum Ride: Saving the world and other extreme sports

"Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer"-Maximum Ride

"Besides my amazing fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."- Fang

"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, and one of you has succeeded."- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

"Everyone knows the best way to canvince someone your not lying to them is to tell them that you are"- I have no clue

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away AND you have their shoes." - again I don't remember

"And I did that without a single drop of rum!"-Pirates of the Carribean, At Worlds End

"Fang. He's just sounds so... hot. Like the kinda guy you would turn around on the street to check out and you walk into a wall because of it. What? You've never done that?"- Me

"No. You can't do that to me. I'll eat you. I swear I will."-Me, talking to my boyfriend, who threatened to tell his friends that I was dumping him for the geekiest person in our grade. which i wasnt. he was getting revenge.

"Brilliant! It's potions last thing on Friday. Snape won't have time to poison us all!"- Harry Potter

"You cant give a dementer the old 'one-two'" Harry Potter

"Warrington's aims so pathetic I'd be more nervous if he was aiming for the person next to me." Harry Potter

"There's no need to call me 'sir' professor"-Harry Potter

Hermione:Don't play!

Ron: Say you're ill!

Hermione: Pretend to break your leg!

Ron: Really break your leg! - Harry Potter

"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavendar?" -Ron Weasley

"...from now on I dont care if my tealeaves spell 'die, Ron, dieI'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley

"You need your inner eye tested if you ask me."

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy" - Hermione Granger

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."-IDK

"A secret crush is the path to a secret heartbreak"

"When life gives you lemons throw them back and say I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!" a T-shirt

"Ello' poppet."- Pirates of the Carribean

"I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." i dont kno.

"Still alive baby?" Mr. and Mrs. Smith

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."- Finding Nemo

One bright day in the middle of the nite two dead men got up to fight. back to back they faced each other, then drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf man must have heard the noise cuz he drew his sword and shot those boys. dont believe me ask the blind man. he saw the whoooole thing."- my bff. if anyone can explain it to me...lemme know.

"Gentlemen...I clean myself of this weirdness."- i dnt remember

"Suicide hotline...please hold."- My sisters friend Julie. Its an inside joke kinda thing.

"TV is more interesting than people. If it wasn't, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms."- Alan Coren

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."-Tommy Lasorda

"I actually find myself to be quite delusional at times." -Me

"WTF?! When was it declared national slap Elizabeth day????"- Me

"Oh. My. Carlisle."- me, after reading WAY to much Twilight fanfiction. BEST BOOK EVAH!!!!

"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!!!!!"- Spongebob (dont ask.)

"You look like Princess Polly Bubble Yum!!!!!"- Me, to my cousin who died his hair brite pink 4 a WEEK. W.T.F????

"Y'all are playin on the elevator, ain't cha?"-the best hotel worker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't be a fool, stay in school!"- mt BEST FRIEND taylor

"But I don't like him like that. I did yesterday, but not today."-me

"Holy mall!!!"-me

"I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator."- Bella, Twilight

BUMPER STICKERS!!!!!

"Strangers have the best candy."

"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Friends help you move, real friends help you move the body."

Celebrity Quotes:

"I get to go to alot of overseas places, like Canada."-Brittany Spears

"Most of the cars on our road have only one occupant, usually the driver."- I dont know

"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."- a former vice president

"I love California, I practically grew up in Pheonix."-same vice president

"Weather forecast: Precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."- The Detroit Daily News

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."-George Gobel

Here are some really stupid quotes I have for ya:

"Golden, ripe, boneless bananas. 39cents a pound."- a sign at a fruit stand

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."-Alan Minter (boxer)

"How to store your baby walker. First: Remove baby." - i dnt know where, but I actually did see this on instructions somewhere.

"During the scrimage Tarkanian paced the field with his hands in his pockets, biting his nails."- some news station

"You guys are lined up alphabeticly by height." Bill Peterson

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."- sadly, me.

"Most lies about blondes are false."-Im not sure

And some silly ones!:

"Crazy is a relative term in my family."

"Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"83 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"If at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will think your on drugs."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote it probably means they dont know how to spell anonymous"-unknown

"ILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!"

Sorry about all those. I love quotes. but here are some random thots, not necessarily from me, but still funny:

When someone says my insert body part of your choice here hurts so much it isnt even funny, why would it be funny in the first place?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do stairs go up or down?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the good things that come for those who wait just the leftovers from the people who got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'I'll squeeze thoze dangly things and squeeze whatever comes out" ?

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of his butt."?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If an aetheist goes to court, do they make him swear on the bible?

Why do we say it's colder than hell outside when technically everything is. I mean seriously, its like fire and brimstone.

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law they come out to Woman Hitler?

How come if you say its impossible to lick your elbow, people try it anyway? Why did half of you just try to lick your elbows?

What happens when you say Hi to your friend on an airplane whose name is Jack?

If the energizer bunny attacked someone, would he be charged with battery?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial but you're not?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Thats all for now. I'm out. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!