Name:I probably don't know you so if you didn't know my name when you read it you probably will never know

Race: 50% Asian (Japanese), 50% English

I like the Maximum Ride series, Percy Jackson series, Tigers Curse series, Mediator series, Kane chronicles(I like reading deal with it), Yu-Gi-Oh, Loveless, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club,(other animes that I can't remember), Cheers, Gilligan's Island, Falling skies

Ships that I like: Zutara, Fax, Niggy, Eggy, Nichu, Gerita, USUK, Spamano, Percabeth, Thalico, Tratie, puzzleshipping, puppyshipping

Ships that I hate: Rochu, Mylan, Kataang, and any other ships that pair Max or Fang with anyone else

Also, I love crossovers

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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember"

"Life is a roller coaster, and I'm not strapped in."

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.

"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

.Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

.Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy

.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

.Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.