Love-san
hide bio
Poll: Pick UP TO 3 themes. Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-26-11, id: 3022146, Profile Updated: 11-11-11

First off, I am a hopelessly addicted Bleach addict. I'm not quite sure there is anything that could possibly turn me against Bleach, 'except 3 pairings you will see later.


Me:

Name: Mila
Gender: Female
Eyes: Brown, almost black
Hair: Light brown, with natural red and blond high lights
Age: 14
Birthday: February 15, 1997
Height: 5'3 1/2"
Weight: 108
Personality: Get to know me and you'll find out.
Style: Cute, but odd: sweaters, scarves, & fur boots with multi-colored pants
Bad triats: Stand off-ish, shy, anxious, paranoid, sarcastic, moody, low self confidence, defensive & emotional
Good traits: Creative, caring, artistic, good at writing, smart, protective, & motherly
Sexuality: Straight
Ideals: Gay rights, NO child abuse, NO animal abuse, NO alcohol abuse, NO drug abuse, and Main girl + Main guy =/= LOVE always.
Friends (FF.net): Silver Eternity, RocketeerDrugs (BN998), Akilika, Racey, Tiana Misoro, Teal Eyed Being & The Petulant Prodigy


Stories and/or Account Purposes:

Now, onto business. I most likely will not write my own stories. No, I don't mean that I will steal stories or that I will post stories that aren't mine. I mean that I will do requests and otherwise base my ideas off of things that are not exclusively from my own mind.

A.K.A. I am exclusive to requests and random polls.


POLLS:

Each poll will be up for a week or less depending on the amount of voters (so at least 10 people must vote for the poll to be complete). Once that poll is complete I will post my next poll based on the results of the previous poll. It will continue like this until I have enough information to write a one-shot or a story based on the poll results.

Current Poll results:

Poll - Pick two characters. Complete.

Result - Ichigo & Ulquiorra
_

Poll - Pick a Genre. Complete.

Result - Romance and Angst
_

Poll - Pick a Theme. (In Progress)

Result - Undecided
_

Poll - Pick a Length. (Awaiting Theme results)

Result - Undecided
_

Poll - Pick a Location (Awaiting Length results)

Result - Undecided
_

Poll - Pick a Date (Awaiting Location results)

Result - Undecided
_

I will post these results on my profile page (above) and write a story based off of the information. See? NOW VOTE!


REQUESTS:

Requests can be made exclusively through PMs. I won't take requests sent throguh comments unless it's a request for a sequel and/or prequel for that story.

Not all requests will be accepted. I have a life besides on Fanfiction and I can't spend all of it writing stories for other people.

I can only take up to 5 requests at a time. Meaning: I can have 5 seperate requests that I need to get to.

These requests will be listed below:

1/2 (Poll story) -

1 - K.I.L.L.S.

2 -

3 -

4 -

5 -

So, if there is a blank space (like now) you can make a request, but if there isn't and you request something then I will write back and say "Ask later" or "Requests are full". Then you'll have to wait until there is a blank spot again. First come, first serve. I'm not gonna bump you to the top of my priority list, because you're a friend or something like that. Any people who nag me will be bumped from the list.

Also, requests are second to me. The Poll stories come first. So, if I'm working on a poll story then that will on the top of my priority list (literally...I will post it in the list above). People with requests will have to wait.

Any questions? No? Good. Yes? PM me.


Favorite characters:

1) Hichigo (Evil Ichigo. What could be better?)

2) Grimmjow (Hot does not begin to describe it)

3) Ichigo (Kickass main character)

4) Gin (Creepy but hot uke~)

5) Orihime / Yoruichi (Orihime: Adorable, smart, and pretty. Yoruichi: Funny, playful and pretty)

6) Renji (He's grown on me. ^^)

7) Starrk / Nel (Starrk: Coyotes and lazyness rule! Nel: Adorable, pretty, funny, and kickass)

8) Aizen (The bitch curl got me hooked. xD)

Strongly disliked characters:

1) Rukia (Good Lord, don't get me started. =3=)


Favorite Yaoi pairings:

1) IchiHichi (seme!Ichigo x uke!Hichigo)

2) IchiGrimm / GrimmIchi / GrimmHichi (seme!Ichigo x uke!Grimmjow / seme!Grimmjow x uke!Ichigo / seme!Grimmjow x uke!Hichigo)

3) AiGin (seme!Aizen x uke!Gin)

4) UlquiGrimm (seme!Ulquiorra x uke!Grimmjow)

5) GrimmUlqui (seme!Grimmjow x uke!Ulquiorra)

6) AiGrimm RAPE (seme!Aizen rapes uke!Grimmjow)

6) RenShuu (seme!Renji x uke!Shuuhei)

7) ShuuHichi (seme!Shuuhei x uke!Hichigo)

8) KenShuu (seme!Kensei x uke!Shuuhei)

9) ByaRen / RenBya (seme!Byakuya x uke!Renji / seme!Renji x uke!Byakuya)

Favorite Straight Pairings:

1) RenRuki (Renji x Rukia) (Only couple I ship)

2) IshiHime (Ishida x Orihime)

3) UraYor (Urahara x Yoruichi)

4) GinRan (Gin x Rangiku)

5) ShuuRan (Shuuhei x Rangiku)

6) StarHar (Starrk x Harribel)

7) NnoiHar / NnoiNel (Nnoitra x Harribel / Nnoitra x Neliel)

8) IchiHime (Ichigo x Orihime)

Favorite Yuri:

1) None, but RukiHime and HimeRuki would be kinda cute...? (Rukia x Orihime / Orihime x Rukia)


Most hated pairings:

1) IchiRuki / HichiRuki / GrimmRuki (The most disgusting things I have ever seen or heard of in the entirety of my life. REPULSIVE!!! If any of these happen, Bleach will be dead to me. DEAD.)

2) UlquiHime (It can be "Awww~ Kawai!" -only in fanart- or it can be "Why the fuck would you like this?!" to me, because Orihime's character is wrecked.)


If you dislike anything I like or like anything I hate then fine. You think what you want, I think what I want. It's called an opinion. You will never change mine no matter what you do, I assure you.


NOW SURVERYS AND/OR OTHER STUFF:

Number your 12 fave Bleach characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Gin

2. Grimmjow

3. Ichigo

4. Orihime

5. Neliel

6. Shirosaki

7. Aizen

8. Yoruichi

9. Urahara

10. Ulquiorra

11. Starrk

12. Harribel

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

YES! Starrk x Shiro is one of my favorite pairings!

2) Do you think Four is hot?

I’m I don’t know if Orihime is hot. I think she’s pretty and adorable…but hot? IDK.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Their kid would be a cat-fish! (Ha see what I did there? Yoruichi is a cat and Harribel is a shark? Huh? No? SCREW YOU.)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep! It was actually an Urahara x Shiro one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL YEAH! GrimmShiro is my dream come true!

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Just before Ulquiorra could impale his hand in Ichigo’s sternum, he paused. Admiring the delicate, sun kissed skin and realizing it would be a shame to damage it any further. Unless it was with hickeys. (Oh yeah~ I went there~)

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don’t think so….I have never heard of any sort of Gin x Yoruichi fluff. Nope…

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hmmm….I don't know...GrimmHimeNel isn't that popular is it? And all my friends like yaoi. ^^

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

INSANITY. I don’t think there is any sort of warning that’s warning enough for something involving Harribel, Gin and Shiro.

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Trash, spread your legs for me or I will make you spread them.” I don’t think Ulquiorra would be very romantic with Grimmjow (‘cept in my head)

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

Probably Ulquiorra x Harribel (10/12), ‘cause Urahara x Neliel (5/9) sounds scary… 0.0

12) What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

“No way you could score a girl with a chest that big, King! But with all the flirting she’s been doin’ it was only a matter o’ time I guess. Now let me join! *Shiro tackles Ichigo and Yoruichi*”

13) How would you feel if eleven died?

He’s already dead. 0.0 But I was sad…I teared up a little. Starrk was awesome after all.

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Gin with Orihime (1/4), because it’s just…not right + Aizen x Gin (1/7) is like one of my favorite yaoi pairings ever and I totally think it’s hot! *squees*

15) Would eight ever want to kill five?

Only if Nel flirted with Ichigo and Yoruichi got jealous, but Nel is good and Yoruichi is easy going so probably not.

16) Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

Most likely Orihime, ‘cause she’s a big softy and wouldn’t want Harribel to die. Urahara could probably care less.


1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope. Never have been either.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two.

4) Favourite candy bar? Milky Way, Twix or Kit Kat.

5) Favourite shoes? My pink neko print ones!

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Maybe... ¬¬

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope and I never will.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yep. On an airplane. *has fear of airplanes*

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Bad things. Getting killed, getting hurt (mentally or physically), getting embarrassed. I’m not a happy person….

12) Favorite genre of music? Rock and some techno along with a little pop.

13) What is your zodiac sign? I’m too cool for Zodiac signs.

14) What time were you born? 7 am.

15) Do you like beer? I’m against drinking, because I have to deal with so much shit because of it. I have anxiety, phobias, nightmares, & social issues all because of alchohol.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Maybe once…? Not sure…

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don’t own any CDs.

18) Are you sarcastic? Not at all!*gasp*

19) What are your favourite colours? Royal blue & purple and sky blue and emerald green & white.

20) How many watches do you own? None that are just watches. Only on my phone/iPod/Laptop but those don’t count, right?

21) Summer or winter? Winter….As long as a I have gloves and socks, ‘cause otherwise I can’t feel my fingers (medical condition where I can’t feel my fingers or toes in temperatures below 70. Sucks don’t it?).

23) Favorite color to wear? Turquise/black/sky blue and royal blue. I look best in them.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. I like the more citrusy drinks.

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Blood red and silver (soon to be another color, 'cause I be gettin' an iPhone).

26) Where is your second home? Don’t have one. I live in one house. No beach houses or anything.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Maybe. I think I have, but I don’t remember who or when or why…

28) Have you ever had a cavity? One. I was like…12?

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One! I have a ceiling light and a bedside lamp.

30) How many video games do you own? A lot. I don’t play them much, but I still have them.

31) What was your first pet? My puppy named Zec. He’s still alive and only 6.

32) Ever had braces? No, but I need them, ‘cause I have a tongue thrust and it’s messing up my teeth. T-T

33) Do looks matter? Only when I want them to. At home: No. Public: Most of the time.

34) Do you use chapstick? Never. It’s so stupid. It’s called a tongue people! USE IT.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. No, because this is public and you could find out what school I went to. (Yeah you, the creeper O _o)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither. American Eagle falls off of me and Abercrombie smells. I chose JC Penny and Hot Topic! EAT THAT SOCIETY!

37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes yeah. Sometimes I’m not forgiving enough.

38) How many children do you want? 1 or 2.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes. GLOVES! Kick ass gloves. I will buy all of their gloves one day! That’s a promise!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Frosted flakes…?

41) Do you own a gun? I wish.

42) Ever thought you were in love? No.

43) When was the last time you cried? Hmmm….when I woke up the next morning after having a nightmare about alchohol and my parents.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Eto...played the computer...?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Panera! Gormet chocholate crosants FTW!!!!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes. Once. I techincally own 3 though.

48) Nicknames? Love-san. Ary. (ironcially, Ary was a terrorist in NCIS. O.O)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Eww, no.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not really.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not by any sense.

57) Do you dye your hair? I wish. I want more redish highlights & blue streaks.

58) Does anyone like you? Not that I know of….

59) What year were you born? 1997

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn’t even alive! So an egg in my mom?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys, because once you see “Super Size me” and “The Truth About McDonalds” you can’t look at the place without gagging.

63) Do you like yourself? For the most part.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Niether. I hate them both at times.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Defined pecs and abbs. *drools*

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, just the things that could come out of it.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Hell no! That’s nasty!

68) Do you own a webcam? Yep. On my laptop.

69) Have you ever stripped? No. WTF kinda question is this???

70) Ever broke a bone? My right pinky.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Don’t even have an account.

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays, because they come in Sour Cream and Onion.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No.

75) Rugrats or Doug? I hate Rugrats and what is “Doug”?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House, ‘cause I’ve never seen Brady Bunch.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Yep~ she's super nice!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Nope, unless it’s a joke. I’m only 104 lbs. If anything I’m anorexic to people.

80) Do you own a car? No. I’m only 14!

81) Can you cook? As far as I’m concerned, yep.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Rukia Kuchiki

2. Stereotypes, racism, & sexism

3. Arrogant people who think they’re “all that”.

83) Do you text message often? Not really, no.

84) Money or love? Money, because even if you think you love someone and they loved you, you get crushed some way or another. Happily ever after is strickly for fairytales.

85) Do you have any scars? Many. Acnes scars, scars from dog bites, etc…

86) What do you want more than anything right now? QUIET!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO! THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. One night stands are for sluts and/or horny people.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? I hate gum. Neither.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No. It’s disgusting. I can’t stomach it.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What are the “Rocky movies”?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? YES!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad, though I don't count it as meaning much anymore.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My dad.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My parents and their damn drinking.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Top Gear cast.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Thomas… *blushes*

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one?

100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH,so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (70%)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm an ITALIAN GIRL,so I MUST be a fantastic cook and housewife
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST be SUICIDAL
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm ITALIAN,so I MUST be a THIEF

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your purse and clink it!


Your result for The Bleach Character Identity Test ...

Gin Ichimaru

A character with a bent towards the ideal of Domination, yet motivated by Whimsy.

You show a desire towards controlling or quelling others, correlating to your high score in Domination, while your tendency to do things for no other reason than simply because you feel like it has given you a high score in Whimsy. As such, you most closely resemble Gin Ichimaru, former captain of Squad 3 of the 13 Court Guard Squads, now serving under the treacherous Sousuke Aizen. Ichimaru is something of an enigma, tending to have a fox-like grin on his face at all times. His eyes have only rarely been depicted as open, indicating an ever-present beady- or slitted-eye expression. He seems to be quite casual about everything he does, yet open about his choices; when challenged by others for his actions, he rarely becomes defensive, adopting more of a "what are you gonna do about it?" attitude. Still, he tends to enjoy manipulating others, often getting a sadistic thrill out of it.

You likely slip behind the scenes and enjoy toying with people, perhaps merely to see their reactions. While it can be fascinating and provide some interesting results, be careful who you attempt to manipulate in this way, and what you try to make them do; the wrong person or the wrong thing could easily land you in a world of hurt. There's always a time to be forward and direct; honesty helps build trust.

Gin's Soul Cutter is named Shinsou, and has the ability to extend itself over staggering distances with an incredible amount of force--a factor belied by its shorter-than-average length in its initial release state. Gin often uses this to assassinate others with a single blow, and often in ways that are unexpected by his target--he's been known to shoot through his sleeve, for instance. Its final release has never been revealed, but in various video games the demonstrated has also demonstrated the ability to strike enemies with additional blades from the skies or the ground.

Take the quiz here:


You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Take the quiz here:

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Real King by Nova Alexandria reviews
A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,969 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] Dark Ichigo, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Perfect Silence by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Grimmjow doesn't speak. Ichigo never asked him to. Love is only one of many invisible monsters. AU Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,547 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
My Prisoner Of Love by TwinFaced Demon reviews
Grimmjow has it bad at 16. With a broken household and issues in school,he has very few to rely on. But when someone from the recent past comes to finish some business things get worse. AU Aizen/Grimm. Ichi/Grimm from Chapter 4 and up. Yaoi. Rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
The Will of Hell by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
After fighting Kokuto in Hell, Ichigo finds his Inner Hoillow outside of his mind in Karakura Town, with no idea how he got there. As they struggle through feelings and new enemies, Ichigo's new power begins to take control. What can Shiro do to stop it?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Joke's On you by K.K Kitten reviews
What happens when Shirosaki decided to pull a trick on his lover,Ichigo,with the help of an old friend named Grimmjow?However,things go wrong,and all Hell brakes lose.Rated for language.Warning/disclaimer inside.YAOI DON'T LIKE,DON'T READ,Implied Suicide
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Quixotic by caribou.and.cake reviews
A series of requested GrimmIchi one-shots and short stories inspired by fairy tales, myths, novels, plays, movies, anime/manga, history, etc. AU, Yaoi, Polyamorous CH 9/10: American Civil War Era vamp!Grimm/wolf!Ichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,829 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Project Espada by One tailed Shukaku reviews
18 year old Ichigo Kurosaki is a new scientist at AMSI and is assigned to work on Sexta. But who or what is it? Poor Ichigo has no idea what he's getting himself into.. Rated M for a reason. Title subject to change
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
For the Reason of Temporary Insanity by ShadowThorne reviews
Ichigo was your typical college student; he was well liked by most of his teachers, he preferred cats to dogs, bright colors to dull, and men over women. But, like anyone else, he had his issue, in the form of a gang intent on making his life hell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,731 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Princes of the Forbidden by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
Ichigo's known Grimmjow and Shiro, two other princes, since they were kids. Now grown up, he feels attraction to Shiro, and he knows its returned. Grimmjow also feels something for him, so what happens when their forbbiden love's exposed? Stupid summary.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Precāre ad Astra by Ldzetc reviews
What happens when an artist falls in love with his own creation? Master sculptor Kurosaki Ichigo has truly surpassed himself with his latest project- a life size commission of a certain blue-haired god in all his Greek glory. Pygmalion: Bleached.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Love and Let Go by LuigiWife1551 reviews
'I love you. Stupid Soul Reaper.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
la petite mort by caribou.and.cake reviews
the little death. grimmjow descries his inner masochist. au, yaoi, dark, mental illness, violence, ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Stop Trying To Understand Me! by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Ichigo wants to understand. But Grimmjow wants to keep his barriers. Both have their demons. Will he ever understand? No yaoi till now but hints at it if you get my drift
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Suite Life Of Shiro And Ichigo by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
So this is about two 'buddies' living in a hotel together. Better summary inside but this basically about our lovely heartthrobs Ichi and Shiro!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete