There are many, many names I find myself smitten with. Often I take them for myself and give them a face, a personality, and a backstory. Unfortunately, this does not appear to be the sort of site on which I am allowed to write my own stories in my own worlds. A shame, really. But, I suppose, it is all for the best. We shall see what monstrosity I am able to create, so please do stick around.

I love the company.