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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

The Oh So Important Life Of Tynks

One of my best buddies filled this out about me so you can believe him or you can not, but he know's me pretty well and I personally can't be bothered to typed all the answers myself. I like to write and that is why I am here to right, your reviews will be kindly recieved and I will take any constructive criticism.

How well I know HannaH!!

(Please note that these answers aren’t all serious)

Well I wouldn’t know I don’t look… okay don’t hit me… YES YOUR DAMN FINE!!! Happy see I didn’t say you were… never mind
2. Am I a flirt? Yes… unfortunately hence the reason why if you say please I can’t say no!
4. Am I crazy? Unbearably… hello remember Jack on the roof… yeah that’s what I thought… lol
5. Am I loveable? Hmmm… does this include when you have PMS or when you don’t?
6. Am I funny? Sarcastic… yes haha no cause you would slap me… lol…
7. Am I annoying? PMS YES, No PMS no
8. Am I physco? Two words for you "BUNDY FLAG"
10. Am I a good person? No… again define good? Yes Only cause you can do the bus stop and I can still only do the macarena and the nutbush
12. Am I a fun person to be around? No, your bland, dry, bitter and a total pain in the arse… ok I lie your the best!
13. Am I a good mate? You are gone you left me Cries Hysterically
3. Kiss me? Tongue yes… no tongue you can forget it!
4. Listen to my problems? Are you kidding all I hear about is your problems… You know you love me!
5. Hug me if I cried? Yes I did it once before I’ll do it once again comes with the job description of "KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR"

1. Ever go out with me? Yes… I would love to MWAH… oh its not the question… yeah I would if there was a root in it.
2. If you already have, would you do it again? To bad so sad you missed me… lol… you haven’t had the divine fortuity of dating my sorry arse!
3. Ever love me? Hmmm… you added this didn’t you… no wait I wrote it… Yes I would love you… in your dreams!
4. Ever make out with me? Depends are you hot? Yes Hannah I would.
;5. Ever talk bad about me if we broke up? Yes hot damn I would abuse the crap outta you… no I would still love you even if it was me who did the breaking.
6. Have sex with me? Are you good… lol yes I’d shag you depending on the situation… and the age… lol
7. Hook up with me? Been there done that seen saw conquered!

1. When's my birthday? Shit… SHit… SHIt…SHIT!!!!!!!!! I FORGET… Omg…. OMg… OMG!!!!!!! No its um… um… um… oh its fucking September Ten! See I remember!!!!!
2. How old am I? Legal
3. What school do I go to? Polocrosse… talk about obvious…
1. Give me a new name what would it be and why?
What do you love about me?
1. What do you think I'll be when I grow up? A vet… no I think you will study ANTHROPOLOGY in some far away land and forget I exist… That I will wait till my 21st birthday then get on a bended knee and propose in the middle of commentating your polocrosse game! So romantic I know (a)Am I Hot, Decent, Homely? What would you give me for personality?

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A Different Life by madmad14 reviews
What if Voldemort had never existed? What if Harry's parents were still alive and he had been raised by them? How would life be different? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Untitled by XO Lovely Lady 08 reviews
Draco has Hermione under contract...M for later chapters R&R you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Their Happily Ever After by kittencaboodle reviews
Hermione's daughter is getting married, and she asks for the story of how her parents got together... who's her daddy? Kind of obvious pairing. Rated for later chapters. I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
All His Fault by thatgirlsagenius reviews
Hermione Granger is in a very, very bad mood, and it is all Draco Malfoy's fault. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage of Equals by SlightlyPsychoPrincess reviews
Not HBP compatible. Hermione is returning to Hogwarts with a little something extra. How will she, and a certain Head Boy, cope with the coming changes? And what about Voldemort? HrD, other pairings.DISCLAIMER: I do not, nor will I ever, own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,163 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mia Who? by OneSmartCookie reviews
Hermione Granger learns her true parentage after a Death Eater attack leaves her without a family. Will she conform to the beliefs of her new parents? Or will she retain the same ideals she grew up with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Feeling Unknown by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco couldn't forget the past & Hermione didn't want to remember. They started as enemies, became friends, fell in love, & then somehow became enemies again, and neither really knew why. Together they'll help the other heal, & perhaps fall in love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,606 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Years Later by udhare reviews
Long after the war, people are living their lives, incluiding Hermione who realises that her career has made her loose tuch with her friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I have never by alfalfajane reviews
After a drinking game in a tropical themed pub, Hermione discovers she's never done anything... sure she's won wars and medals but where was the loving and why is she still a virgin in her last year of University? This is a one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deal with the Devil by luxy27 reviews
when Hermione catches Ron cheating she's mad. when he starts spreading rumors about her she furious. so she uses the good old fashioned remedy of revenge. using of course Malfoy! then things get a little weirder... like falling in love. Obvious HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Playing Happy Families by LyndaM reviews
Draco has been raising his daughter on his own for the past ten years. What happens on the night of his ten year reunion to change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emails To You by aliceeyychan reviews
They have all graduated from Hogwarts, and they all have different jobs. But what happens when Draco, the head of Malfoy Industries, wants to meet the Minister of Magic? And it turns out that it's Hermione? Will love spark? or will this end in tears?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The real me by we all love taf reviews
Hermione and Draco have a secret what will happen? this is my first story sorry if it isn't good i'm rubbish at summeries please R&R thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Life's a Gamble by shuisfull reviews
Hermione and Sirius are housemates with Harry and Ginny. One late night, a bet is made that leads to big changes in both of their lives. Post DH, everyone that died is back. Rated M for later chapters Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Proposition by icefire-lioness reviews
Lucius has given Draco an ultimatum. Marry or forfeit the family fortune. But Draco doesn't want to be married to just anyone...and even though they're not in love, maybe Hermione can help him. But what does she think of this...proposition?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Science Interruption by Tessaryll Tervana reviews
A short oneshot for now with HGDM pairing. Need a better title, can anyone come up something? An interruption during science class leads to presents and arguments. Some fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Naked in Sirius Black's Bed by pure.black.midnight reviews
Hermione wakes to find herself naked in a bed that is not her own. She also finds that is is already occupied by a similarly naked young man. Normally that would be any girl's dream, especially if that young man is none other than Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Sneaky SLYtherins by sinsrfun10 reviews
It's about how two Slytherins are seeing their Gryffindors behind everyone's back. Will have more chaps! Also rating change do to language and other stuff that will follow. Has OOC characters and is AU. If you don't like that-don't read. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Many Walls Does It Take? by Jurassic4Life reviews
Post Judas on a Pole. Brennan is feeling alone more now than ever and starts to distance herself from those around her in the hope that if she doesn’t love, she wouldn’t care if they left her. BB…eventually!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
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Ivory Chronicles: Vampires reviews
A retarded chimpanzee could drink a case of beer and still perform most management functions." I said hearing a clearing of the throat behind me... Welcome to my life I am Ivory Ebony Black and a comedian. I also hunt rogue magical creatures for a living
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Rulers Of Hogwarts reviews
Hermione Granger has a daughter, she just so happens to be the daughter of Granger's bane of existance. What happens when he finally returns and her daughter is left to make one insanely huge choice for a 16 year old witch... Run or Fight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Music of My Life
Written for Shuffle Challenge by Kore-Of-Myth, Follows the life of a next generation character's life. Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Marauder Chronicles: Rise of the Dark Lord reviews
This is the start of the Marauder Chronicles. Watch the Marauders and Lily through thier first year. What boundries do they find? What friendships are formed? What friendships are hidden? Who will break free?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.
The Lengths I Go Too reviews
Draco wants a girl, not just any girl... the one that was his enemy for six years... With the help of his best mate Blaise... Draco starts his mission... Will he prevail? Please R R Nt DH Compatible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eclipse reviews
Eclipse is the story of the next generation to attend Hogwarts, including Harry's children James Potter, Albus Severus Potter and Lily Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. Written in Lily's POV it is about her life as a blood sister of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Life The Beginning reviews
My life was supposed to be easy, death had freed us yet I struggled to make sense of all that was lost and all that was found. What appeared as the end for most people was just the beginning for so many others. I watched everybody around me marry and find
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - OC