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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. HI! I'm NotARobot428, and this is my profile. I used to be called Caleo4evah, but I changed it, so... By the way, I got two seperate PMs involving dating websites. Both said they were girls looking for a guy. I'm pretty sure they were bots, but just in case they weren't... Bold of you to assume I'm male. Or female, actually... In any case, I have no idea why they would choose to go to fanfiction of all places to scam people into going to dating websites. Some stuff about myself: -I live in Canada (Which is awesome). Stuff I like: Books: Weave a Circle Round Movies and Shows: Anything Lego WAYS TO GET A BULLY OFF YOUR CASE! -LAUGHING Bully: You're ugly! -PRETENDING TO BE SICK Bully: Hey, u- -DOING WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE Bully: Hey, ugly! -SPEAK GIBBERISH Bully: You're a nerd! -ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING Bully: Hey, doofus! -FALLING Bully: Hey, weirdo! -THANKING THEM Bully: You're a freak! -PRETENDING TO BE AN ANIMAL Bully: Hey, d- -WEIRD THEM OUT (this one can really be anything. I just put a couple examples) b) FANPERSONING -ACTING LIKE YOU'RE WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM Bully: Freak! -TAKE IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY Bully: You're an idiot! -STARING AT THEM CREEPILY Bully: Hey, loser! -ACTING LIKE YOU SEE A BUTTERFLY Uh, I don't think you need an example for this one… -TRY TO RESCHEDULE Bully: You want a knuckle sandwich? -ACT LIKE YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS Bully: You're a loser! -ACTING LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR/SEE THEM Bully: Weirdo! -DANCING Bully: You're a freak! -PRETEND TO BE A SECRET AGENT Bully: You're a loser! -WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING THEY SAY Bully: Hey, ugly! -BE REALLY SARCASTIC Bully: Do what I say! -SCARING THEM Bully: Hey, id-oh… -BE PARANOID Bully: Hey, fatso! -BE SECRETIVE Bully: You're ugly! Again, I've never tested these out, so I have no idea if any of them work. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), elfqueen13 (Canada), NotARobot428 (Canada) YOUR GUY SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME. You love hoodies. (Makes me look mysterious) TOTAL: 14 (Not bad) YOUR GIRL SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME. You love to shop. (Thought we already clarified that I DON'T) YOUR GIRL SIDE: 5 (Take that, gender I was born as!!!) .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. (A long temper. As in when I'm angry, I'm angry for a while) You often act on your emotions without thinking first. (LEEEEOOOOOO) You are very competitive. (But my sister is) You like to play with fire. (My mom says I should stop playing with lit matches, but I don't listen. Also, TEAM LEO!!!) You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. (Guess I'm not Percy then) You prefer warm weather over cold weather. (Kinda in the middle) You often lose control over yourself. (I'm a fanperson. It happens) You can be quite reckless. (I dunno) You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (Don't really know my own strength. Unlike Blackjack) People have often called you insane. (Like I said before...) Total: 7 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. (Sometimes) You like to go to the beach. (Hmm, what should my comment be?) You rarely get angry. (Okay, not that one) When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (Unless I'm out for revenge) You think before you act. (When I'm not angry) You are good at breaking up fights. (They call me a PEACEKEEPER. Not really) You are a good swimmer. (Used to be. Don't know anymore) You like the rain. (FUN!!!) You can stay calm in stressful situations. (When I don't get angry) You are very generous. (I used to have like a million pencils. Now I have four, from lending them to people) Total: 7 (I'm surprised I got the same amount of water and fire. What does that make me, steam?) .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. I really doubt it. Unless adrenaline) You have a close connection with nature. (I'm an ENVIRONMENTALIST) You don't mind getting dirty. (Who cares?) You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. (Everyone should have rights!! Global warming could kill us and we need to save the environment!!! People should be nice!!! Tacos are amazing!!!!) You could easily survive in the wild. (Maybe if the wild had tacos) You care about the environment. (Like I said...) You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (NOPE!!! Seriously, I'm probably ADHD) You rarely get depressed. (Ehh...) You aren't afraid of anything. (Okay, true. I'm also very modest) You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (Rulebreaker over here!) Total: 6 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. (Yep) You hate rules. (Said that already) You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (Doesn't really matter) You hate to be restrained. (Yep) You are very independent and outgoing. (Yep) You are quite intelligent. (I consider myself to be) You tend to be impatient. (You should see me in real life...) You are easily distracted. (Might be ADHD) You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (Says my sisters) You wish you could fly. (Duh) Total: 10 (Wow, who knew? I mean, I guess steam is similar to air, so...) .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. (Like Nico) You prefer nighttime over daytime. (It's cool) You like creepy things. (Also not scared easily) You like to play tricks on people. (Wouldn't that be Hermes?) Black is your favorite color. (One of them) You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, and video games. (Not books. LOOPHOLE!!! Also, Loki is awesome) You don't talk much. (Kinda shy) You are atheist. (Like Magnus) You don't mind watching scary movies. (Not actually that scary) You love to break the rules. (Said this three times already) Total: 10 (Again??) .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. (To people who deserve to be respected) You are spiritual. (Can't remember what that means, so I'll just say no) When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. (Unless it's a person I hate with a really tiny problem. Or my younger sister) You believe everything you see or hear. (Not that gullible) You are afraid of the dark. (Darkness is cool) You hate violence. (Except for PJO) You hope for world peace. (Pretty please?) You are generally a happy person. (Not really) Everyone loves to be around you. (In my opinion) You always follow the rules. (What is this, the fourth time??? NO!!!) Total: 5 Name your 12 favorite PJO characters IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. (Seriously, put the names in a randomizing website or something.) 1. Percy 2. Thalia 3. Leo 4. Calypso 5. Frank 6. Jason 7. Annabeth 8. Reyna 9. Rachel 10. Nico 11. Hazel 12. Piper 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Jason and Hazel?? NO and NO!!!!! That’s just wrong. 2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute? I mean, Calypso is cute, I guess. 3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Something would be very wrong. Maybe the Fates were bored. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Some, but a ton were dissing Rachel for wanting to break up Percabeth, which is DEFINITELY not true. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!!!!! THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!! AND THALIA’S A HUNTRESS!!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? NEITHER, because Frazel is forever and Frank/Rachel or Frank/Nico will never happen. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out? Annabeth would destroy the hologram projector and ask the Stolls why they thought they could trick her. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Nico was depressed. After he and Will broke up, every step he took brought him closer to oblivion. Nobody cared about him anymore, and he figured nobody ever would. But maybe a certain son of Hephaestus can help him find some happiness in his life. I DO NOT SUPPORT LEO/NICO, AND I NEVER WILL. SOLANGELO AND CALEO ARE FOREVER. SUMMARY IS NOT REAL AND WAS ONLY WRITTEN BECAUSE OF THE QUESTION. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Probably, but definitely not the romantic type. Maybe Reyna is watching Percy and Annabeth and feeling sorry for herself, and Percy comes over and gives some inspiring speech and she feels better. I don’t know. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic. The Pain Doesn’t Last Forever 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics? Everybody reads Leo fics. He’s awesome and my favorite character ever. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? One says she drew Hazel once, but apparently it turned out horribly. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO, because Thalia/Calypso/Frank is a ship that will never sail. I’ve never even read one, thank the gods. 15. If you wrote a Five/Six/Eleven fic, what would the title be? A Ship That Will Never Sail 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Frank? Hmm… Not recently, and I can’t remember a time when he was actually the main character in a Fanfic, but I don’t know. 16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Percy and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Rachel runs off with Annabeth. Percy, brokenhearted, has a brief unhappy affair with Piper, then follows the wise advice of Frank and finds true love with Leo. No. Just No. 17. What would you call this fic? Unlikely. 18. How would you feel if Six/Seven were in a heated argument? I would assume it had something to do with MoA. 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling Well, my mom has a student named Hazel who also kind of looks like the HOO Hazel, so I’d probably have about the same reaction with Frank. Which is going to my room, fanpersoning, going back, asking them if they know anyone named Percy/Annabeth/Leo/Piper/Jason/All PJO characters, and asking them if they’d read PJO. And fanpersoning some more. And then fanpersoning even more since it really is Frank. Then asking him to IM the others and fanperson even more. 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a Hazel and Reyna in the closet with a rubber ducky? Were they knocked unconscious, too? If yes, then blame the Stolls. If no, blame the Stolls for convincing Piper to charmspeak them. 21.How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Well, first I would say OHMIGAWDTHALIAISREAL!!!! But then I would be sad because Thalia is awesome. But still kinda happy because she’s real. 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Kill the Stolls. 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? Piper a rapist? Impossible. Must have been some shape-shifting God. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Shove all the PJO books into Nico’s hands and make him read them. Then make him make the others read them. Then hug him. Then get my sister and my friends to come over, even if I was grounded, and we’d all fanperson together. Nico would probably be weirded out by then, but I don’t care. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty .: There are three ways to do things:. My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (I seriously do think there's something wrong with my mind, though. I have extremely weird thoughts.) Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. (I guess I'll haunt the mortal world.) Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. (I'm also not other stuff with labels. I'm a human person. Not a robot.) Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it. (A long time ago.) Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... (Sorry to ruin your dreams.) STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. (Jerks are horrible.) I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and they got away. (Still miss them.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (See, there's a difference between you and me.) I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Or something that happened in a book.) Being mature is overrated. (Celebrate Immaturity.) Being weird is like being normal, only better. (Being normal is overrated.) I see regular people! (They're over there, looking at me funny) I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. (Or loves me. Depends on how I look at things. In this case, I'm looking at the floor.) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (Big difference.) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (Or just leave the person you're talking to and erase all contact.) When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (I swear I'll try.) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. (Life is much more interesting that way.) I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? (It's a stupid saying. Everything good you do is for the future, not that day!!) Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (Then try to avoid contact for a while.) Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. (And bronze is unconsciousness.) When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. (When has life ever done any favours?" When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. (Tried that once. Ended badly. Don't ask.) If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. (That's what roofs are for.) Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. (You hate the flavour, but it's the only one in the store...?) Your normalness is creeping my imaginary friend out. (Yeah, be weird for once!!) WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. (Or trees, or highways, or people...) I’m not afraid of Death. What’s it gonna do, kill me? (Hate to break it to you...) It’s always the last place you look. Of course, it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? (Common sense.) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (You never know.) I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (My enemies tremble in their boots.) Before you criticize someone, walk a kilometer in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a kilometer away and have their shoes. (Make sure to take good ones for walking.) I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. (I wish that worked.) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Don't think that's the way it works, but okay.) If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough! (Buy a truckload for emergencies.) I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. (Got a good price for it, too.) There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely an "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! (*gasp* IMPOSSIBLE!!) I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of person who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them. I'm the kind of person who's not afraid to prank my friends. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it's actually Monday. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. A true story: I was walking around in a Target store, When I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "Ok" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.Now you have 2 choices: Now you have 2 choices. 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers' butts cause you hate 'em! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Normal People vs. PJO fans NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would go somewhere sunny for their vacation PJO FANS: Would try to find Camp Half-Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise PJO FANS: would swear on the River Styx NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol, or Nike shoes because Nike is a cool goddess when she's not insane. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events . You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1T 1F Y0U C4N! Things Wrong with the Percy Jackson Movie Warning! May contain Lightning Thief spoilers! 1. Character age difference. Waaaay off! (they're supposed to be twelve, not twenty) 2. No Clarisse, Dionysus, Ares, Chimera, Fates, or Argus. (don't even get me started) 3. The Hydra and Persephone weren't in the first book. (Hydra was in the second book, and Persephone was in Demigod Files) 4. Replaced St. Louis scene with Nashville scene. (completely different place!) 5. Annabeth's hair! She's a blond, for goodness sake! (they made that very clear in the book) 6. Grover's personality and appearance. He should have been a shy, sincere satyr with curly hair and a slight limp. (definitely not shy) 7. Percy's eyes. They should've been green. (Sea green) 8. the Underworld's location. It sure wasn't in the Hollywood Sign! (talk about a flashy entrance) 9. the Lotus Casino was supposed to be like an arcade, not like a bar! (with a slide) 10. The pearls weren't even important in the book, they were just from a random underwater lady. In the movie they were the main plot. (it is one thing to change details, but to change the whole plot?) 11. Chiron wasn't supposed to know who Percy's dad was until he was claimed. (And be completely humiliated) 12. The Lotus Casino didn't have any stupid flowers! Who would eat a flower anyway? (they did seem delicious) 13. Luke didn't seem evil until the end in the book, but in the movie Luke was evil from the start. (he was revealed to be evil sooner than in the book) 14. They left out the part where Luke tried to kill Percy with the scorpion!!!!! (and in the movie, he tried to kill him with a bolt of lightning) 15. Left out blue food. (it is PJO, WHO FORGETS BLUE FOOD?!) 16. Didn't mention Thalia's tree. (didn't even see it) 17. Kronos wasn't even MENTIONED. He's the whole reason for the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Duh!) 18. Left out Tunnel of Love and Restaurant scenes. (not to mention a whole bunch of other scenes) 19. Left out animal truck scene. (like I said before...) 20. Percy was supposed to uncap Riptide, not click it! (big difference) 21. Mrs. Dodds was supposed to be a Pre-Algebra teacher, not an English teacher. (another major factor) 22. There were NO mentions of Percy in a pool AT ALL in the book. (besides the conversation with the gods (which was also not in the book) it is the FIRST SCENE IN THE MOVIE!) 23. Hades wasn't supposed to be a McJagger impersonator. I guess he was listening to Ke$ha ("And we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like McJagger") (who doesn't like Kesha?) 24. Grover wasn't supposed to stay behind in the Underworld. Percy's mom was. (and Persephone wasn't supposed to seduce him!) 25. Percy should have used a gazing ball to look at Medusa, not an iPod, because... (wait for it...) 26. ... DEMIGODS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ELECTRONICS! (if they do, MORE MONSTERS WOULD ATTACK THEM!) 27. Annabeth and Percy were supposed to be on the same Capture the Flag team. (and Percy was supposed to fight Clarisse) 28. Annabeth was supposed to show Percy around camp. (I don't think he got shown around at all) 29. They never mentioned the Big Three rule. (to Percy) 30. They said that gods aren't allowed to talk to their children. That's not true... they're just not really advised to interfere with the quests. (exactly) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. The End of Everything The world could end in half a century. Really, the world could end at any point. It could end in a thousand years, after humans avoid the current crisis and are launched into a new one. It could end next week, from a sudden disaster nobody could figure out in time. But, at the rate we’re going, I would say a good guess is around half a century. That’s closer than you think. And when I say ‘end’, I don’t mean the sun exploding and earth being wiped out in moments. I don’t mean the universe reversing it’s expansion, making everything smaller and more squished together until everything blinks out of existence. More, I mean the end of life on earth as we know it. Life in general, actually. Disappearing in a more subtle way, yet unexpected for those who didn’t know what was going on. Our planet is speeding headfirst into another mass extinction, one that I don’t know if we can recover from. You know the reason. Pollution. Climate change. Global warming. Overpopulation. Natural disasters. Real things that are ever present in today’s world. Things that we, the people living here, have created. There’s another world war coming on, but it’s not against other people this time. It’s against the actual world. What goes around, comes around. Including complete destruction. People are talking about the situation, yet are not doing anything. People are thinking hey, this is bad, and continuing on like normal. NOBODY. IS. ACTING. Instead, we look at the problem - the giant, gaping hole in normality - and move on to the next thing. Yeah, I know people are starving. I know people are depressed. I know others can be mean, selfish, unfair, greedy. And that should change, too. There’s no excuse for that. But those just sort of pale in comparison to the freaking demolition of our planet. The planet our race has been living on, surviving on, for hundreds of thousands of years. And we are going to be the ones who eradicate all that’s been accomplished in that time. Come on, guys. It’s not rocket science. This can be fixed. Companies need to become greener, we need to stop polluting and overusing plastic, and everyone needs to get their head on straight. Everyone needs to understand exactly just what the consequences will be if we keep on going the way we’re going. Because believe me, the consequences will be bad. Repost if you understand. Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR And if you have a fanfic or poll you want me to read, please let me know!!! I need something new to read now and again. |
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