I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::

RWBY AU. Ruby Rose is a parkour lover. It's also pretty helpful when she has to make a getaway after some tagging. On her way to meet up with her up and coming model of a sister Yang, she runs into Weiss Schnee, young head to the Schnee fashion industry. After being hired (against her will), she finds herself falling for the ice cold fashion heir. What's a runner to do? WhiteRose

Post-FT. Adapting to life after you've been declared publicly dead is uncharted territory for Relena. Thankfully, she'd been recently affianced to the expert.

It took that three day mission away from Beacon Academy, but if Yang looked back on the last months, their relationship was probably bound to change sooner or later. - Bumbleby smut. Starts in between V2 and V3, follows events of V3. May very well be continued with V5.

Two years after Mariemaia's failed rebellion, despite continuing her work as the Vice-Foreign Minister of ESUN, Relena has chosen attend university. Heero has drifted through the post-war years listlessly and has now been conscripted to be her on-campus bodyguard. A look at their lives after the events of Endless Waltz. Mostly 1xR, a smattering of other characters and couples.

A movie star. An author. A chance meeting and an instant spark. This is the story of how two strangers fall in love - and all of the adventures that come with it. [Hollywood AU - all fluff!]

You'd think that a Wizard could catch a break once in a while. Such is often not the case. For once, Harry Dresden gets a tough one, and it won't be easy. Takes place after Skin Game and Canon RWBY events play out up to v3e10

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.

Yang wants to surprise Ruby with a cat for her 20th birthday. An online ad leads her to the leading cat shelter in vale: Belladonna's Cat Rescue. Hybrid real world/Remnant AU. No hunters, no Grimm, half fluff/half angst.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

When Heero realises he's missed a vital milestone in their relationship, he sets out to correct it. Rating: Shenanigans.

He knew he was a great pilot. He didn't need to prove it to her, but he chose to nonetheless. Rating: Shenanigans

With storms blanketing the streets of Vale, Yang has been confined to her dorm room and her dreary thoughts about the holiday season surrounding her. Unable to break from the gloom of being alone on Hanukkah, she found herself needing someone to talk to, not knowing it would be the person who was the source of her melancholy. College AU anthology. Arkos and White Rose represented.

Yang recalled her teammates had been complaining a bit last night about the cold, but she never expected they'd be so desperate as to sneak into her bed for warmth. "I am the portable team heater I guess…"

Weiss never really liked to talk about her past, but when the team is sent on a mission, something unexpected happens to the heiress. Now the rest of the team needs to take care of her, which may lead to some new info they didn't know about the heiress.

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.

Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.

Naruto has always dreamed of being the best ninja the world has or will ever know. Upon realizing his dream, he's thrust away from his own world and into a strange and brave new world. Bereft of his dream and his loved ones, Naruto will have to make a name for himself in this new place and find a new dream.

After moving to Vacuo to be with her boyfriend and work her dream job, Yang ends up with neither. Its time for a new start, and one night a cat follows her home. Modern AU set in Remnant.

Blake's new neighbor is beautiful, gregarious, and definitely NOT interested in someone as boring as herself - no matter how much her imagination loves to think otherwise. Yang's new neighbor is gorgeous, reserved, and shy enough that she worries about being too forward...so she finds another way for them to get to know each other.

"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Ruby and Weiss get into an accident that causes a lot of laughs, a bit of worry, and some fun antics. Blake and Yang, with their friend's help, have to take care of the two and figure out how to fix everything along the way. *Lots of Ships and cute antics. Cover not mine*

Blake Belladonna is babysitting nine year old Weiss Schnee all summer. No one told her how crazy the neighborhood kids were. Especially Yang Xiao Long.

After Pyrrha and Penny's match, Ozpin steps in with a decidedly unique solution.

RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.

Yang encounters the father/builder of Penny. The chance meeting results in second chances for both characters.

Yang brings Blake to Summer's grave.

Established Bumblebee. A collection of short one shots revolving around Yang and Blake in Remnant, and in other AU's. Chapter 13 - What do you give your spouse on your wedding anniversary?

A series of adventures, centered around an old master, returning from his years-long mission, and a young apprentice who convinces him to teach her how to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed. (Fluffy shenanigans and feel trips ahoy!)

Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.

Yang's left to her own devices and her mind starts to wander. But before long people from her past begin to show up at her door. Some of them she knows and others she doesn't but regardless they are there to provide their friendship. Rated T for booze, mature themes, and social drinking.

Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.

Word of the Day drabbles and one-shots. Mostly general friendship, but some romance and drama and humor. I like humor. Nearly all of them are Heero and Relena, but the others flit in and out as I see fit.

When Yang's parents sign her up for anger management therapy sessions, she isn't at all happy about it, especially when she's confronted with animosity by one of her fellow classmates. Although first impressions are important, Yang discovers they aren't everything; anyone can change. [Anger Management AU].

"We're not saying goodbye. We're just taking the long way to see each other." Two girls running in opposite directions after the Fall of Beacon. One escaping, one searching. A fortunate twist in their paths finds them running into each other again.

A stray cat taken into a loving home discovers she's not the only one in need of a safe place to sleep. It might take a little time to warm up to one another, and dangers lurk in the neighborhood, but friendship knows no species and sets no boundaries. [Pet AU].

After the battle of beacon, Yang attempts to recover from the horrific maiming by Adam Taurus. Blake assists her in her recovery while moving along with her own.

What came before Man and Faunus? Before the Grimm and Huntsmen? Before Dust and Remnant itself? The Answer was simple: the Dog. Born from nothing, capable of anything, the Dog strives for Harmony, even if its own creations may riot against it. Watch as history unfolds from the perspective of an all-powerful black and white corgi and its continued quest for joy.

With Weiss back in Atlas, Ruby off on some quest, and Blake god knows where, is Yang strong enough to pull herself out of the misery she's fallen into? [Oneshot]

While lounging about in her trailer, Yang gets a call from her mother. RWBY Actors AU.

Beacon has Fallen. In the midst of the chaos Yang Xiao Long has not only lost the one thing that made her a damn good Huntress in training, she was left behind by the last person she wanted to see go. In a world that seems to teeter closer to the Second Great War, all Yang could do was curse what had happened. Slow burn Bumblebee, takes place after the end of Vol. 3

Yang Xiao Long is in Atlas for her monthly check-up. Will she survive the tests?

Weiss takes time away from her new duties at the SDC to look after an old friend. Post-Season 3 Freezerburn.

Names give significance. Names give meaning. Names give power. One-shot.

Blake has always run from her problems. It's part of who she is and it's linked to her very soul. But eventually, everyone has to stop running. No one can do it forever. (Bumbleby tones)

Team RWBY trains in the Emerald Forest. Will they be able to catch their prey?

The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.

(One Shot) Taiyang Xiao Long had been too late to save those he loved before. But this time, it hurt more than anything ever did. And he wasn't going to take it lying down.

It's been a year since the events of Volume 3 Episode 11, and the most helpful advice comes from the most unlikely source. Inspired by a thread on /r/rwby.

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

Blake finds herself adopted by the Xaio Long family when a rally turns violent.

To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?

Roman doesn't do Christmas. It's just a scam to make corporations money, but if they were making profits, he wanted in. And if a grotto was going to have his name on it, it was going to be the best damn one in the entire city.

Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Alright everybody! I've decided that instead of posting my omake's at the end of my chapters, I'm just gonna dump them all here from now on! So come on in and check it out, I hope you like it! Ch. 4 Qrow comes to Yangs rescue after her match with Mercury.

Jaune visits Yang while she is detained after attacking another student. [FALL SPOILERS]

Winter has come to Patch and Yang is loving it. She spends time with her father, uncle, sister, and mother enjoying some of the winter wonderland

What happens when Blake can't sleep in her own bed. Who's bed will be just right? Not actually based on Grimm's goldilocks at all. Some short Bumblebee humour/romance fluff. Rated T only for scenario.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Yang couldn't always afford to be the strong one. Sometimes, it needed to be someone else.

"My drops of tears I'll turn to sparks of fire." -William Shakespeare

Series of one-shots between 1xR! All centered around the mundane things that make up a relationship, because the mundane is beautiful. No chronological time frame.

During Relena's slower work days she has ways of helping the time pass. Heero happens catch her in the act of one of her secret past-times and decides to give her a hard time.

Ruby is bored one evening and it's Yang to the rescue with pillow fights and reluctant tickles! Sister bonding. Enjoy!

After one of Beacon's largest and most unsettling battles, team RWBY retreats to Patch for a bit of rest and relaxation.

What if, when the Angels are killed, they become literal Shoulder Angels and haunt the pilots? Surely only good things would come of it, right? Maybe?

What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

It's the first day of class though it looks like Yang doesn't want to attend quite yet. Bartholomew Oobleck would convince her to go but then again, even he's had his own past moments of youthful impulsiveness.

On a cold, snowy December morning, Weiss and Blake wake Yang before dawn. Ruby is nowhere to be seen. Yang knows her sister better than anyone, and has a good guess where Ruby is. That guess takes her all the way to the cliffs at the edge of northeastern Vytal, to a place of tragedy, regret, and heartbreaking memories.

In a match of Remnant, can Sun protect his cereal? Probably not.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

When team RWBY has to face themselves and their demons, how will they cope? Better yet, how will they cope with their own feelings?

After nearly losing his entire family, Taiyang was wondering what was there left to live for; then he received a Father's Day gift that changed his life. (Headcanon Prequel)

Yang muses on a few things during a long-awaited rematch. Peril ensues. Feedback is always encouraged.

Designated Team Mom of Team RWBY - Yang Xiao Long - spends too much of her attention on her adopted kiddies to complete an assignment. However, someone's looking out for her just as much as she looks out for them.

Yang Xiao Long is an expert at flirting with girls - tall ones, short ones, princesses or thieves...it made no difference to her. But when she stumbles into Pages, a tiny bookstore she's never even noticed before, she might as well have entered an alternate dimension.

To each of them, "home" meant something different – a place where one was welcome, a place of safety, a place of love and light, and a place to which they all return. Another creatively named one-shot.

Blake hated this part of the morning when Yang left her. It was the moment that destroyed the possibility of continuing their lazy moments of close proximity – as soon as someone got out of bed, the subtle magic was gone.

The Vytal Festival Tournament has finally arrived and Team RWBY has made it far. But Ruby now faces an opponent that she never thought she would have to fight. [One-Shot]

When an integral member of the team is ill, Ruby panics, Blake sees an opportunity, and it's once again left up to Yang to deal with things. Yep, it's just like being back at home.

After the death of their mother, Yang and Ruby have to find a new way to celebrate Mother's Day. A bittersweet tale of sisterly bonding and love. (Happy Mother's Day!)

Blake realizes just how much Yang loves her in an unusual way. (Just a fluffy drabble!)

Set almost immediately after the end of Endless Waltz. It follows Heero's journey as he tries to figure out how to live a normal life while dealing with his tragic past and a future full of possibilities. 1xR main, though other ships may feature at times.

Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.

All Blake wants is to read "Ninjas of Love" in peace. Unfortunately, a certain attention-craving dog seems determined to keep her from her restful afternoon.

Blake had shot people through the head enough times to know that it was not something that was easy or even remotely possible to survive. "You should be dead."..."Who sent you to kill me?" / / Bumblebee with hinted White Rose

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Weiss needs a sparring partner, which leads to a series of moral dilemmas. I gave this a T rating for safety due to a possible theme.

The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.

We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.

"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Yang has made it a ritual of hers to come visit the Malachite twin's flat once a week when she has time. During some such visits, she is given a brief moment of respite and allows herself to contemplate on the odd relationship that has formed between them.

While he has returned from being absorbed into Unit-01, Shinji finds himself in an odd situation. Now, in a body that looks nothing like a human's and with a snarky roommate in his head, he has to deal with new powers and abilities while those around him shift. And he thought that fighting Angels was weird...

Born to a cruel and unforgiving world, Zwei has little hope for a better life yet he still refuses to give in and become the monster this world demands. Zwei stands true to who he is and in the end that may be the only thing to save his life.

After the events of the Volume 2 finale, Blake discovers some of the injuries Yang sustained in her fight with Neo on the train car. Yang reveals to the team just how close she came that day to not making it back alive. Ruby doesn't take it well. Mostly sibling relationship stuff. Some Bumbleby at the end though, if you squint.

This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.

Light and dark. The two driving forces of the world, they cannot exist without one another, but: what happens when one rises up against the other?

At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

A quick drabble. Yang is a protective big sister, and her little sister is being bullied. Yang isn't a happy big sister. Rated T for (relatively) mild violence and one or two instances of language. Be kind and review!

Air. From the wind. From the sky. From my lungs into yours. [Roadtrip!AU. Happy RWBY Tuesday!]

What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Companion fic to the Rending Trilogy, consisting of multi/one-shots that take place before, after, or in between the books of the main story. Will be updated sporadically. Current chapter: "Somewhere in the back of her mind, Cinder Fall wondered exactly what sort of monster she had awoken."

Blake wakes up one morning and finds that Yang has put her on a scavenger hunt. What will she find? What do all the clues mean and surmount to? Something she hadn't expected.

Blake is cold and is unable to sleep. The cat faunus decides to take it in her own hands to fix it. Slight Bumblebee. Inspired by cover picture. One-shot.

Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.

Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

A trove of unrelated Bumbleby/Bumblebee one-shots ranging from serious, to silly, to romantic, to fluffy, and everything in-between.

A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.

It was a late night in January; Blake was cold, and Yang was a "walking hot water bottle". One shot. Relationship can be interpreted to your liking.

Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.

Blake has many, but Yang doesn't care. Explicit Bumblebee/Bumbleby.

In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.

Or why the Wizarding World doesn't know everything about werewolves and neither does Remus. Therefore when things change in POA, Harry is left to deal with the werewolf and everyone is left confused except Moony.

War is over. But, for one soldier, what to do next has always bothered him. But, when Heero is found on a Colony by Wufei, the answers to that question may be answered. One-Shot.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Naruto decided that was going to have the best ninja-christmas ever. One thing led to another. :: AU/Goblin spinoff ::

When Zechs decides its time to switch up Relena's staff, she takes matters into her own hands. 01xR

Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme

Ruby reflects on her life at Beacon. Yang comes along and asks what's wrong. They both admit to their fears. Sisterly bonding.

Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)

It isn't easy for a single owl mother raising her owlet on her own. Especially when that owlet is the Boy-Who-Lived. This is a collection of Hedwig's stories in her venture of raising Harry Potter.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

AU. Yang decides to sit down with an enticing stranger for coffee.

A short, inane, moronic fic written by an equally short, inane, and moronic author. Abandon all hope, ye who expect a decent fanfic!

Blake suggests that Yang could be more romantic. Weiss just wants some freaking peace and quiet. B/Y, R/W

The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone were to discover exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear. On the Fields of Trenzalore, it's only a matter of time before this happens.

A series of fluffy one-shots of moments off camera during GW. "Relena let out a sigh. Soon, she would be back in her room, and she could let down this façade. Plus, there was a particularly nasty bobby pin jabbing into her scalp." - Updated Chapter 3- Joyride

A series of oneshots of moments, laughter, adventures, and sometimes the lack thereof that defines life for five once-pilots in the days and weeks and years that follow their story. No real spoilers, and no real plot - just snapshots for all five about equally. Rated for cannon-consistent violence just in case.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

A year has passed since Harry Dresden, wizard-for-hire and Winter Knight, rescued Equestria and the Elements of Harmony from the clutch of the Denarians. Why wouldn't he jump at the chance to return to Equestria to visit his (very) colorful friends in a totally peaceful and uneventful vacation? Because he's Harry Dresden, and life rarely lets things go so smoothly for him.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.

Superman makes an extra effort to get to know Batman and finds the man's holiday plans sorely lacking. One-Shot.

YAHP/GHF. Harry is repeating the worst day of his life over and over again. Department Of Mysteries Day.

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

Kurosaki VS the multi-verse: book 1. So what happens when the forth wall breaks, a rebellion begins, Cthulu comes to town, and everyone starts being more sarcastic and insane? well you get this! the first part in a series of escalating madness and humor

A short look at the mindset of a man who lives in Metropolis

With the declaration of war from the CIS, the Republic enters its' darkest hour, as bloodshed, violence, and lawlessness take over the galaxy. Naruto and Revan must find a way to help keep the peace, as well as keep the Republic from tearing itself apart.

Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Harry is back doing what he does best, detecting, while being the Winter Knight. And the White Council want him to investigate a mysterious blue box...Dresden AU, set well post Ghost Story. Whoniverse early series 6 pt 2. Swapping fandoms for max exposure

Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Sirius wants to send a letter. The tropical bird isn't cooperating.

Young Harry Dresden meets an Outsider and suffers a fate worse than insanity… a self–proclaimed girlfriend! Abnormal, Unspeakable, Blasphemous, Ominous, Chaotic, Romance Crack.

Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Bad guys? Homework? Track and Cheerleader Practice? Dormant Ninja Power? Dating? Naruto and Kim got it covered. Well, maybe...

In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!

A little AU maybe. The first time Superman met Dick Grayson was the first Christmas he had nowhere to go. One-Shot.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.

Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.

Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Naruto and Revan return to the Galactic Republic, bringing about changes no one foresaw. A Split-Verse version of ESM's story. If you like his story, you should like this one, as well.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

Oneshot...Just for kicks!

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG

It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.

A Challenge fic for PhoenixEternalFlame. What would have happened if Harry Potter, not Relena Darlian, found Heero Yuy where he washed up on the beach? Bad!Dumbledore Friendship Fic

Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!

When Harry wonders what happened to the first sort-of friend he had, even if it was just a snake, he's surprised to get a mysterious letter from said snake, telling him about his life... honestly, he got to Brazil? Harry wondered if that was true...

Introspective drabble about Harry and Dobby... from Luna's point of view.

Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.

The kiss shared between Shinji and Asuka ends up having an interesting side effect...

Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen

We all know Evangelion... but what if Shinji was a much different type of crazy?

During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Lyra and Will parted over four years ago, swearing solemnly that they would meet every Midsummer's Day at their bench. But what happens when neither have anywhere to go for Christmas? Bit of babbling.. one-shot.

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

It sucks to be a Dementor. Did you get the pun? Sucks? Because we suck your happiness and soul…" An interview to a Dementor

This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?

The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.

Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Heero finds a Photo Album in Duo's apartment. WARNINGS: None.. : Inspired by a pic from sapphiregamgee from DA. **COMPLETE**

Heero now works as a pediatrician under an alias. During office hours, an old partner pays him a visit. Who would of thought Duo would regret such a thing? Oneshot. Beware of abuse by plastic ninja weapons! Please review?

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?

Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.

The pilots are asked to investigate the rumor of an arms deal involving a secret super-weapon. But what starts out as routine becomes a bizarre adventure for Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy as they find the weapon in their hands--and in need of protection!

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

A 55-word metafanfic, in which Harry Potter and Jack Sparrow are forced to join forces against the forces of evil.

Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

The one who most deserved a Chocolate Frog Card has finally gotten one, and Harry remembers him. Just a little One-Shot I felt needed written.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

AU. It's amazing what a few negative opinions on the review board will do. One small change changes everything, much like the butterfly causing a hurricane. That and makes things somewhat more complicated on the romantic end. Finished with Episode 1.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

The Justice League just became limited. VERY, VERY limited.

A short, short story about a mysterious ritual

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.

Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.

My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.

After being slightly disappointed with the epilogue of Harry Potter I had written my own and now decided to upload it to here. It is fairly short, and starts with the end of the last chapter and contains an epilogue.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

A really silly story, something that is dedicated to my two best friends, for they thought of the idea. What Mad Eye Moody is truly afraid of.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.

In the aftermath of the Aizen Debacle, Captain Soi Fon is ordered to root out the remaining traitors in the Gotei-13.

He didn't mind its gibberish. He didn't mind being shocked sometimes. He was annoyed when it stole his cigarettes. But when this "Pikachu" creature gave him a mocking grin as Samus hugged it to her chest, he knew. It was time for the rat to go.

Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

Who did Lee Jordan ask to the Yule Ball? Have you never wondered this? Well, if you've pondered this question, Larry the Giant Squid may have your answer.

After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

Adopted by wolfydies.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter

All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...

Harry Potter, without the Dark Lord breathing down his neck, is bored. Boredom leads to Ginny, Ginny leads to... "Algae Envy Wiser"? What is going on? Anagrams and silliness.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

An Animorphs & Naruto story. Naruto journeys through a totally new world, a world where robotic dogs use holograms to pass themselves off as humans, where alien slugs attempt to take over the world, and where a group of teens transform into beasts.

Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.

Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.

Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

Somebody hit me in the head with a rock...and voila! One Shot.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs

It's a spoof of a spoof! Weird Al Yankovich's

HITCHIKER'S GUIDE CROSSOVER! YAY! also Gundam Wing........please r/r!