Erydia
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Joined 03-13-11, id: 2789753, Profile Updated: 12-03-18
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, Mabinogi, and Assassin's Creed.

Name: Victoria

Age: 22

Sex: Female

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Pokemon

Inuyasha

Black Butler

Death Note

Fullmetal Alchemist

Favorite Games:

Spyro(series)

Pokemon(series)

Naruto(series)

Audition(Used to Play)

Vindictus(quit, might return)

Mabinogi(currently playing)

Assassin's Creed

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Sakura(shippuden, and grown up)Sasuke(when he's not a whore) Naruto,Itachi, Kakashi

2) What is your favorite pairing(s)? SakuSasu, NaruHina, KakaSaku, KibaxOC(secretly me XD)

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi :P

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? noooo, but i want toooooo

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. 1 book(can't afford anything D:)

6) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina of course!!! XD

7) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Kiba! I looovvveee dogs, and Kiba actually looks better in shippuden then regular

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU DUUUHHHHH :P

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 :P

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I knew it all along :3

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? ...they look exactly alike of course!!!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi :P

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Can I be in the middle? :/

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? yes ;3 well...I've been lacking lately and gone through fanfics instead :3

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yesh

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? um...YEAH!!!! XD

17) Sub or dub? Both. I grew up with dub but prefer sub with Shippuden

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!(except for the first half of original Naruto)

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny as hell!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes. He is the guy in the orange mask.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly-ass nerd

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? SASUKE! have you seen him in a skirt?! F*cking adorable...and Naruto too if his hair was a little longer.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird. him and his youthfullness

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke when he talks more and out of that emo shell of his .

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Hmmm, I don't know. What's this website called?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? ...look at my stories

27) Do you like lemons? Hell to the yeah XD

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? lol nope.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? THEY ARE SO F*CKING AWESOME!!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? YESH, I DEFINITELY DID. XD

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yep :D

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?' Nah. I wish. But nah.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? not really. No.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ...maybe ;)

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...maybe///

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ...no stupid! D:

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? YEP!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No ._.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No, but maybe later.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Always has...Always will.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, BloomandSky4ever, EzzBomb2010, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-, Erydia

What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

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じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)((Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!JK)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, Could-careless, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx, Pure Sakura Haruno, YUCHI1994, -PshycicNinja-, Erydia

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

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There's No Such Thing as Paradise
For Team 7, Sakura was always the weakest member, even after Sasuke comes back. However, when Sakura starts acting strange and a familiar stranger enters the village, hidden secrets and untold stories are finally revealed. As a new adventure for the Rookie 9 begins, will things ever be the same again? -Crossover between Naruto, Mabinogi, and Vindictus. CURRENTLY REWRITING
Crossover - Naruto & Mabinogi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,935 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 3/27/2013
Hiding the Truth reviews
Sakura Haruno isn't really a ninja. She's actually an Assassin, and in order to hide her secret, she "vanishes" after the Wave mission. But 3 years later, when it's a requirement to have an Assassin on every team, Sakura Haruno is back with Team 7 once again, but they don't know that it's her. This does not make her happy. Full Summary inside! Eventual SakuraxKakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
The Truth about May: REMAKE reviews
May has a secret. A secret so big, that it could change their lives forever. So one day, when May's secret is finally let out, will Ash, Drew, and the rest of the crew survive their new adventure? Main cpl May x Drew!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - May/Haruka