Brief knowledge about the author "Fictional Writer"

- Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am as you may see by the name fictional Writer. Which you know very well that's not my real name. But you might as well call me that. My real name shall not be announced on any type of circumstances. No matter how many times you may e-mail me, no matter how many times you may try to contact me, no matter what the circumstances is... I will not allow you to have my real name.
I am not a genuis of a person and I don't expect any of you to think I am. I am just an ordinary person living an ordinary life with stars, white puffy clouds, and sun in the sky. My life is and will not be no different than yours.
Peronally, I don't expect many reviews. Only because, A. Most authors/ anonymous readers have their mind's made up of who's their favorite. B. I happen to be brand new. At least my writing is not. C. I don't use overly-large vocabulary words just to attract the many attention of young adult to adult readers into thinking, "Oh this author is purely brilliant". No, that's just called using your dictionary in your microsoft works that gives you a general description of what the word means and what other words can take it's place. Not very hard to figure out but... what do I know right?
So, with all of that said; I am pretty easy going. I don't get overly excited. I enjoy criticism. I as well give criticism out plus the general idea of praise for giving it a shot. I happen to think things throughly, and if for some odd reason I give you a terrible review, I do apologize serverly. I do not mean too. I actually try not too. Sometimes I do get carried away and become extremely picky. Only because I think the story has an excellent point though there is always points that can be worked on. Which do not get me wrong... even I personally can use a good (What is it that everyone says?) ass-rippin'? (laughs) Ahh yes, that's the term I'm looking for.
I ask that you don't take me completely serious, and to look at the good points of a story that I have written and do not allow my biography scare you whatsoever. I happen to be a harmless little kitten that pur's around your feet. =.=
As for favorites go for... well... you'll just have to find that one out yourselves. .

Until next time wonderful folks!

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Fictional Writer