Used to be iheartmwpp but to be real I got sick of that name after thirteen years so I changed it.

This account used to be vaguely-not-really known for several parodies of the Harry Potter films and books, where I would go through them scene by scene/page by page and dissect them, point out plot holes and things that didn't make sense, be as pedantic and annoying as possible, and generally try to make things funny. This was done mainly to get all of the complaints and observations I'd had about my favorite series over the years out of my head, because no matter how much you love something, nothing is without flaws.

Apparently, some refuse to acknowledge this basic fact of reality. While the film parodies have since been deleted (because for reasons I still don't understand this site has a major hatred of script format), the book parodies...well. One had been temporarily deleted because I'd put in some song lyrics for a quick throwaway joke, and I reuploaded it minus said lyrics and was meticulous about not including them thereafter. Then, one day, I got a review from a Hermione/Fred shipper who was shocked and appalled that anyone would ever consider the goddess that is Hermione Granger to be anything less than perfect, i.e. a human who has flaws and makes mistakes on occasion. Also how dare I imply that Ron Weasley was anything more than the scum of the earth and suggest that, as he is also written to be a very human character, he may have one or two redeeming qualities to him.

Less than a week after getting this anonymous review (because why invite open discourse when one is so obviously in the right), all seven book parodies were suddenly deleted. For allegedly including song lyrics. That none of them actually possessed. At least I had got a warning before the film parodies had suddenly been deleted...

These days all of the deleted parodies are up on my Archive Of Our Own account under the same username. The guidelines on AO3 are infinitely more laid back even if it is infinitely more frustrating to bold and italicize things. This account is now little more than a dumping ground for pitiful advertisements of whatever I'm actually working on these days disguised as oneshots, since there's no way my newer Kingdom Hearts or Cursed Child parodies will ever be going up on this site. If and when I ever go back to "normal" fics (and several are in the works, but I never post anything that's not completely done these days), they may be uploaded here as well; Merlin forbid that someone else who disagrees with the way I've interpreted a character decides that they should report me for something I didn't do because their lives are just that empty and this is the only way they can feel joy...