Hi this is MalkavianGirl here. Hope you like my stories and if you don’t then why the hell are you looking at my profile.

I’m just going to give you the basics about myself so here it goes.

Age: 15 (going on 16)

Date of Birth: 22/12/90

Gender: Female (If you didn’t know that by my name then my friend, you are an idiot).

Talent and hobbies: Writing stories & poetry, Drawing (Art), Daydreaming (I have a great imagination), Reading, watching Anime and other things of course, Pc gaming and console, internet, Karate, Judo, Kong fu (fighting in general), music.

Favourite quotes: (Very long)

We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

To be alone is to be different, but to be different is to be alone.

The voices in my head think you have problems.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

I used up all my sick days so now I’m calling in dead.

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Outside appearances can deceive anything and anyone.

Smile...tomorrow will be worse.

If I wanted your opinion I’d give it to you.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge.

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.

The Perfict Quotes for Kai:

Eventually...you realize that life sucks, love isn't always real...and happiness is only for a limited time, you learn who REAL friends are, you learn to hold back tears, and you learn to...act like you don't care.

It’s better to be hated for who you are then to be loved for who your not.

Sometimes it’s easier for me to pretend rather than face my feelings. Some times it’s easier to try to make it alone than risk getting hurt again. Sometimes it’s easier to be numb towards certain people so I don’t let them get too close. Sometimes I’m scared, but when I act numb towards you it doesn’t mean I don’t care...it means I care too much.

Personality: I’m not a social person at all and people always misunderstand me. I am very anxious and isolate myself. I can come across as a little apathetic and laid back, but I am easily stressed. I can be negative, cold and distant, but I am at heart a good person. I can be selfish at times but I’m good at reading peoples emotions and communicating with people. I am egotistical but witty and funny. I’m easily angered, annoyed and I always go off in my world that I have created inside my head. I just like to do what I want to do when I want to do it. Alot of people think i'm a nice person, some just think i'm a bitch because i'm honest and say whats on my mind.