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Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Misc. Books.

Name: Yami Riddle (Find my real name, and I'll give you a virtucookie!)

Hobbies: being on the computer.

Likes: ICE CREAM! Naruto. NEJI. DEIDARA. nuf said.

Dislikes: jerks and badly written fanfiction

Fav anime: Naruto(Yay), Claymore, Onepiece(not so much), Sailor moon(not so much) ,umm, I dunno...

Fave characters: Neji, Deidara, and Haku!! and for the record, I like their Attitudes. Dei-kun is like a kid in most fanfics and is always like"Art is a bang! UN!" Haku cares about his purpose and friends, and Neji is all "I'm Gonna Kick your Ass! That's Destiny!"

Age: Like I'm Gonna Tell you! If you're my friend, just ask. If I never met/messaged/chatted with you, BUZZ OFF!

Gender: Female, dumbshit!!!!

Grade: Let's just say I'm in Middle School

Fav Colors: Sky blue, really light Lavender, Green, and silver

Fav Class: Social studies.

Hated Characters:

Naruto

Ino Yamanaka(Pig-Whore)

Orochimaru(PEDOPHILE!!)

Harry Potter

Serverus Snape: Good, but a slimy git

Fave Quotes:

Naruto

"Did you really think you could win?" -Neji Hyuuga on Losing

"Sorry, but that's reality" -Neji again.

"Art is a BANG, Un/Yeah/Hmm!" (I think Un's cutest) -Deidara on art

"Art is Immortal" -Sasori arguing with Dei-kun about art

"SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!" -Leader getting angry at the Akatsuki (Don't know if that's a real quote, but he says that in A LOT of fanfics)

“it doesn’t cut, it rips people to shreds” -Kisame Hoshigaki about his sword Samehada

Harry Potter

”Wonder where the know it all is (Hermionie) going to go?” Harry said.

”A Gallion on Ravenclaw.” Draco drawled.

”You’re on.” Harry said.

The hat seemed to take a long time before it said, “Gryffindor,” albeit a bit weakly.

”Ha, fork it over, Draco.” Harry said triumphantly as Daphne Greengrass became a Slytherin along with Gregory Goyle.

“Double or nothing says that hat is on my head for less then five seconds before it calls me a Slytherin.” Draco said as Neville Longbottom became a Gryffindor and Ernest MacMillan became a Hufflepuff.

“Malfoy, Draco.” McGonagall called.

Draco hesitated and looked at Harry. “Well.” He said.

”Deal. Zabbini you’ll count.” Harry said.

Draco strode up to the hat and McGonagall placed it on his head.

”1…” Blaise said.

”Slytherin!” The hate screamed instantly.

”DAMN IT ALL!” Harry said a bit too loudly as several first years looked at him. -From Dark Lord Potter- Chapter 6 by pureb99 Story ID: 3464303

"Before I forget why we came here, I should take care of this." Harry pulled out the cube again. He set it down on the ground, grabbed Sirius and exited the vault. They looked in from the outside. "Snape's the deffinition of hygene." Harry yelled back into the vault. Instantly, there's a flash of light. The vault if filled with mountains of gold, a couple bookshelves, and a number of weird looking boxes.

"Snape's the diffintion of hygene?" Sirius asked.

"I had to make the password something no one would ever think to say." Sirius fell over laughing.

"No one in their right mind would ever say that."

"Exactly." - From Temperal Karma by bob-the-blue

“One of the Heirs had managed to get themselves in a bit of a pinch with a herd of Hippogriffs.”

Albus chuckled, clearly remembering the incident, and Harry quickly joined in with the laughter.

“A student being mauled by a herd of hippogriffs is funny?” Remus asked.

Harry sent the man a smirk. “It is when it’s Tom Riddle.” -From The Founder's Heir- Chapter 15 by Renatus . Story ID: 2370561

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A Universal Adventure by AnimeSnowflake reviews
NOW ADOPTED: GO TO STORY, OF NINJA'S AND DUEL MONSTERS (by Songfern1128)- yugiohxnaruto crossover Naruto and friends are bored, so they try out a new jutsu. What happens when Yugi and his friends are sent to the naruto world?
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 3/15/2007
PotterBlackHaruno Sakura by RuneWitchSakura reviews
I've read stories where Naruto or Sasuke were adopted by Harry, but none of Sakura, so I decided to write one. When Harry comes home from fifth year to find that the Dursley's are mistreating yet another child, he decides to adopt her. Up for adoption
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Death, Fate, Destiny, and Prophecy by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry gets away from the manipulative headmaster after getting one hell of a weird way to contact his parents and Sirius' daughter and dad. Sirius will RETURN! Up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Path of Uzumaki Naruto Clones Light and Bloodlines by Froggy-slice reviews
Naruto fled Konoha at six to ease his pain and to find companions not knowing that he is heir to to a lost clan and village. And after creating shadow clone siblings with Kyuubis help he starts his journey and eventually discoveres the truth about it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,997 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Blonde Hyuuga by Dalxein reviews
After Naruto befriends Hinata at a young age, they soon find themselves to be the best of friends. Ten years later, and something other than friendship brings them closer still... NaruHina, Title makes sense later on. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,028 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ask the Uchihas by ElementUchihaMaster reviews
ask obito, itachi, or sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,334 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
After The Videos Stop by AussieTex reviews
If Reconstruction never happened what would go on in Bloodgulch? The obvious really, Church is upset, Tucker and Sis cannot keep it in their pants and Caboose is confused. The Reds are in for one or two surprises as well as the past returns unexpectedly.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki's flower by Sakura Sama 101 reviews
the leader of akatsuki has a plan. Operation:Housekeeper. His victim? a hot tempered,funny kunoichi missing nin who has had some connection with Itachi is his answer. lets see what really happens in Akatsuki when no one's watching.and so when they leave..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,799 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Intercoms are Now Banned by NekoShinigami reviews
Written for the PW Kink Meme. Edgeworth and Phoenix are ...ahem... "busy" in Edgeworth's office, when Edgeworth's secretary Hannah starts hearing odd noises coming through the intercom. R and R
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Personality Quiz by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
Ways to make Arya Homicidal by HelloFoxie reviews
Wanna annoy our favourite elf? Find out how here! Please note: We do not give insurance for any bodily harm or if you end up screwed in a ball in a dung heap. Eragon now has his own section of the Fic, how to make Eragon Homicidal!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
The Akatsuki Is Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Testosterone by Akatsume reviews
Hinata has been horribly scorned by Konoha, and her crush, Naruto. After killing many, will she find solace in a band of all male murderers? [HinataxItachi, Kisame, Hidan, light Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara] rating may change. also ItaKisa, Kakuhidan, SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Hinata H.
When ninja's go to Hogwarts as wizards by TheRainWolf reviews
The Konoha ninja's go to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament, and they're not allowed to tell anyone that they're ninjas. Finally Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Naruto Online by Almighty-Hanako-Chan reviews
Welcome to the internet, where love is found, threats are made... and Naruto characters are attacked by rabid fans! GaaSakuNeji NaruHina - T for excessive swearing! On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Dib Reborn by LoneHowler reviews
Zim learns the consequences of killing off your mate when you’re carrying a smeet. MPREG some ZADR, RAPR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,287 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Zim, Dib
Ways To Kill The PharoahBakura Style by Nodramallama reviews
Random story about Bakura killing Yami.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Tea and Coffee by koii reviews
Phoenix finds himself making one of the hardest decisions of his life: A choice between heaven or hell, tea or coffee...Edgeworth or Godot. One Shot written for the kink meme. Godot/Phoenix/Edgeworth love triangle...sorta.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Diego A.] - Complete
It Was Just Another Accident! Really! by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are quite a pair. They have been good friends and maybe more for a while now, but what happens when they get drunk together on the night of Sasuke's 18th birthday? Yep. It's an Mpreg story. SasuNaru, duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,940 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed by LuneDe reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,827 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
Once Every Month by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The sequel to Once Every Week. Read that first please. I want you to know that I loved you...and I never was satisfied with once a week or once a month. Thank you, for the best moments of my life. All my love, forever, Akasuna no Sasori. SasoriTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasori, Tenten - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revalations by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
An Akatsuki fic, detailing some of the more shocking secrets of the organization. SHONENAI: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ZetsuTobi, and KisameItachi. Minor: PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Annoying the Lyoko Members with SONGS! by Hiraku Abridged reviews
At first, Odd has too much time on his hands! He starts to sing 'a song' after hearing Ulrich and his mom fight. XD Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE! Special note: I posted this after losing a bet! Next: Yumi's Small World After All!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Psychology by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto USA by me-ninja reviews
Your a crazy Naruto fan and so is your best friend. But if one night you were KIDNAPPED by team seven because you and your friend are neede to stop Orochimaru from taking over the U.S.A?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,870 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru
22 ωαуš тσ αииσу єяαğσи : by LeFrenchMartini reviews
Find yourself Poking fun at all the little things Characters do? Not the only one! Some of the things Id probably do if I was ever so bored to have to stick a rusty fork in my eye. How to Annoy Characters From Eragon. Some Side Effects may Occur.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Coming Home by MrRigger reviews
After the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto is taken by Itachi. Three years later, he's back. How have things changed? What happened to Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Great Power by blackpotion reviews
everyone thought that they were just normal kunoichi but they asked to leave the village for a little while what'll happen? couples: SasuSaku, InoShika, NejiTen, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,998 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sakura H.
15 Ways To Annoy Neji by Kagome Raya reviews
Just what the title says. My way of sending Neji up the wall and staying there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Mist Made Fox by Evilmidgetgod14 reviews
What would have happened if Kisame didn't join Akatsuki? What if Naruto was related to the Nidame? What if they found each other? This is what would have happened. OOC and AU and OCs.Also has character borrowing. Fic is dead and up for adoption for anyone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
Blowing Off Stupidity by Miscellaneous Penguin reviews
Conversation can break the silence fine, but Phoenix and Miles prefer beating each other up.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Stupid Toad Woman by jordanstr8 reviews
This was written for a challenge at MuggleNet Fan Fiction. We all know that in OotP, Hedwig gets attacked by Umbridge. This is her point of view of the attack. Funny, if I do say so myself. Rated for brief swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Naruto Epic by Kyuubi Wiz reviews
Action, adventure, comedy. Contains some coarse language and should not be viewed by those lacking a sense of humour or sugar high. X3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare, My Way: The Sequel! by Uchiha Nara reviews
If you liked the first story, you'll LOVE this one! More dares, truths, and CHAOS than ever before! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,928 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Hatake Naruto by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he hadn't lived alone for the whole of his life? When he was 7, he was saved from a beating and he was taken in by his savior... some OCish characters... DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Runaway by Peppermint Smile reviews
Ryan Evans is getting sick of being ordered around and being made fun of for his sexuality, and is finally pushed too far. Troyella and Tryan slash. PERMANENTLY UNFINISHED. Copyright 2007 Peppermint Smile.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
A New Year: The Clash of Ninjas and Wizards by DarkPrinces641 reviews
The team 7 goes to Hogwarts to protect the school and a boy named Harry Potter. There they meet new enemys and new friends.Will Love councore or will death reveal? Read to find out. Pairings:SakuraXSasuke,RonXHermione,aliitle of SakuraXRon,Harry and Draco
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered by haute-confusion reviews
In the blink of an eye, everything you believe in can fall to pieces. [Tryan Oneshot]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Tsunade by Jenaisis-Sama reviews
Insert witty summary here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Truth or Dare, My Way by Uchiha Nara reviews
Truth and Dare was a simple, right? Well it was, until I tweaked it a little. Okay, a lot.Send reviews describing dares or truths that the Naruto charcters would have to do or say. Plus, send in your own character or ask for other Naruto people to see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
A World of Difference by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,954 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Issues by magewriter reviews
The sequel to Deidara's Trouble's! Rated T because of a single swear word that the nameless member says in the second chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Deidara's Troubles by magewriter reviews
Deidara is living with the rest of the Akatsuki and all sorts of crazy things happen. Rated T because Itachi reads Icha Icha Paradise but doesn't talk about it and Hidan is a cutter. Based on a Deviantart comic by Suzimi URL in the fanfic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulations of Dumbledore by kimoguy reviews
AU. Grey!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Harry finds out that his whole life has been one huge manipulation. and he's out to settle it... on his own terms, and if he can have fun while doing that, so much the better!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
25 Truths About Deidara by MirrorFade reviews
Twenty Five truths about our favorite blond bomb specialist, mostly before he joined the Akatsuki. Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ways to Annoy the HELL out of Xana by Hiraku Abridged reviews
Simple ways to annoy Xana until he snaps and tries to kill you. I'D LIKE SOME MORE SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE! I will upload every ten suggestions into a new chapter.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
BAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by theReluctantDocumentarian reviews
Thank you for purchasing our BAKURA Unit! To ensure your safety and enjoyment with your new unit, please follow the following instructions:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Yami Bakura
Naruto at Hogwarts by YondyB reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Harry P.
The One Night That Started It All by Angel's Nocturne reviews
For YGO Fanfiction Contest. It was the one night that started it all... but what a screwed up night THAT was! Find out why as Bakura tells the tale of how Pharaoh Atemu raped I mean, found love in Thief King Bakura. TKBxPA YYxB humor GALORE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Thief Bakura, Atem - Complete
Familly and bloodlines by RandomKleenex reviews
Naruto has run from Konoha and he bumpes into the Akatsuki. When he is about to lose the battle of his life, a mysterious person shows up and saves him. But why do they look so alike?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Wizards of the Millennia by Stella Wind reviews
[will be edited soon, yaoi] A Harry Potter YuGiOh crossover. Professor Albus Dumbledore is in Domino City, where he senses a powerful, destructive magic... An AU of the fifth year.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,363 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 4/7/2003 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
The Real Ginny Weasley by The.Original.Ginny.Weasley reviews
A parody of The real slim shady by Eminem, Inspired by the fact I call myself the Original Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? by Spectra16 reviews
What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
No more tears in heaven by comet80 reviews
SLASH Tryan. Character commits suicide. Not tellin who but its kinda obvious. Rated for suicide. SONGFIC!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ryan E., Troy B. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 19,481 - Follows: 6,419 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax reviews
Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,716 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Temperal Karma by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 940 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P.
It's Naruto Time! by Moogle Girl X2 reviews
Sugar induced chaos. This is what happens when I'm waiting for Naruto to come on, and somehow the Hamtaro theme song played in my head. O.o Review! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The White Room by Sweetnevermore reviews
[Redone] What happens when a crazed author brings the Teen Titans and Naruto and the gang together in one, really randon, white room?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
God Blinked in Heaven by Grinedel reviews
Harry and Tom figured their feelings but the damn Order ruined it all. SLASH HarryTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A New Destiny by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Revenge of the Sith what if? story. ObiWan Kenobi is prevented from boarding Padmé's ship and everything changes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
To Find A Family by Nox Noctis Angelus reviews
NonSlash, Set after Ootp. Manipulated!Harry BiologicalFather!Sirius Manipulative!Dumbledore Uncle!Remus Harry descovers that Dumbledore has been keeping secrets from him, such as the fact that James Potter was not his father, and that there is a way to sa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Jedi Who Don't Do Anything! by BabyCharmander reviews
Parody of the Veggie Tales silly song, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
Fire Emblem 7: Rekka No Ken: A Novel by Celtic Guardian 7 reviews
A novelization of Fire Emblem, what else is there to say? Warning: It is advised that you do not read this until beating the game, unless you do not care about spoilers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
White Shadows by Silvershadowfire reviews
When Yami Bakura tries to kill his hikari in his sleep, a new Shadow Game begins. Who will win, the Light or the Dark? Not yaoi, adult themes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Group Therapy by Serpent Blade reviews
The Harry Potter characters go to group therapy sessions to sort out their problems regrading the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pink? by Gaarasama reviews
Summary: It’s kind of hard to summarize, it’s just sexual humor. If you need a summary, it’s basically about Bakura and Marik who happens to switch back to their hikaris at a very inconvenient time… [One-shot] [Yaoi]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Girl's Night in by Shi Sendo reviews
the girls of Leaf stay in on Firday night and the guys start to wonder what they do. after five years of this ritural, the boys and their male senseis try to spy on them one night. rating may (and will) go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
Schadenfreude by Hine no Chikyuu reviews
Ok, any of you know about the musical, Avenue Q? This is my take on Bakura singing Schadenfreude along with Yuugi as the Nicky. BakuraxRyou and some SetoxJou. Written in Bakura's POV and rated PG-13 because... written in Bakura's POV. Such a potty mouth!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2004
Love Potion by Little Koto reviews
Seto makes a love potion for Serenity, so that she'd fall in love with him. But the wrong person drinks it. Three words, 'Run Seto, RUN'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Two of a Kind by Sirithiliel reviews
Deal with the Devil, Part Two. Yami Bakura and Ryou make another deal, and they are to switch places for a whole week. Will Ryou’s friends notice? No Yaoi!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2004
The Little Boy Who Wanted to Buy His Mama Shoes by Jin's Irish Grin reviews
This one is touching! Based on a Country Christmas song which I can't remember the title to. Starring Joey, a little boy, some shoes, and a new character, Kalaiya...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004
Nothing for Christmas by Inari Fox reviews
Marik and Bakura sing their version of Nuttin' for Christmas. Nearly every main character gets tormented, but read it anyway! I'm not really good at these song things, so be nice.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2003
Seto Got Run Over By A Reindeer by tefla reviews
A parody of the song, 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' Reuploaded for Christmas 2003
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Sparky by evil-yami-creampuff reviews
Malik lost Seto's pet while he was supose to take care of it, so he asks Bakura and hyper Marik for help to find it. rated for swearing and insanity WARNING: This is seriously weird, I'm telling you right now, the ending makes no sence lol
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2003
Shopping by Borath reviews
Bakura, in a very weird mood, goes to WallMart. Oh dear... YYYB, mentioned YR. Part of the 'Experiment'series, though stands alone fine. Surreal, stupid and a merry timewaster.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Christmas Shoes by Istalksiriusonweekends reviews
'And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight' A Snape story, please read
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Real Draco Malfoy by LyssaQuill reviews
Parody of 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem. Hilarious- it's a must read if I do say so myself! R&R please! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
How To Handle Stalkers For Dummies by Yami-kun reviews
Ryou's been having too many stalkers! Thus, Bakura decided to "help" his aibou by writing the infamous book of "How To Handle Stalkers For Dummies"! (Inspired by Neko-Chan^_^)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003
The REAL Slytherin Heir by FF Queen reviews
Er...I don't know what this is...It's supposed to be a Harry Potter version of The Real Slim Shady by Eminem, but...It doesn't exactly fit to the song...Or rhyme for that matter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Voldemort, Draco M.
Voldemort Sings Eminem Style by SweetenedSugar reviews
I have updated this! It now has the Real Tom Riddle(to the Real Slim Shady) and Without Me! R/R!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Voldemort
The Real Slim Snapey by Kittenmommy reviews
Parody of Eminem's Real Slim Shady. Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Complete
Will the real Draco Malfoy please shut up! by Phoenix Flames reviews
Parady of Will the real slim shady please shut up! Sung by Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2001
The Real Tom Riddle by Bambooanime reviews
The Real Slim Shady has met his rival! The New, Improved version coming soon to a near you! This is my first and #1 fic at ! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2000 - Complete
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Schadenfreude: Louise's Story reviews
Louise, an aspiring young German girl, sees a young boy in a concentration camp while commanding during the Holocaust.His father is hopeless, but she may beabe to save the boy...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Anything You can do, I can do Better reviews
Akefia thinks he can outsmart Yami "Thief Queen" Millenia? Ch, She doesn't think so. It's up to her to prove girls are indeed, better than boys. Parody and slight Songfic-y versoin of Anything You can do, I can do better.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Thief Bakura, Paradox - Complete