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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1871305, Profile Updated: 01-15-13
Author has written 27 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy VII.

Ok, so this account has been open for a little over a year, and if anyone has visited before now noticed the intense crazy we had all over our profile. Crym and I (Pahoyhoy) have decided that since we are actually starting to post little ficlets and drabbles that we should clean up our act a bit, if only on our profile.
The drabbles we are posting here are centered around this gigantic family tree we came up with for the FF and KH characters. You can find said family trees here:

We would really like to know what you guys think so please leave comments whether you love it, like it, are neutral, or are completely traumatized and want to shoot us in the faces (or even just punch us in the throats...)

If you would like to read the stories in chronological order according to the Family Tree Universe timelines here you go:

Fuzzy Navel
It Started With a Bouquet
Acceptance
Level One Chair Trap
Homecoming
Tender Moments
And the Reason is
A Cousin's Compassion
Unanswered Questions
I Told You So
Another One
A Parent's Living Nightmare
Along Car Ride to Weirdsville
The Love of a Family
My Son?!
Scarring My Pride
The Way I Am
Summer Sushi Supper
A Family Affair: Gamblers' Luck
Cracking up the Audience
Bubbles and Boxers
The Great Morning Debate
Adventures In Babysitting *NEW*
Saying Goodbye *NEW*
It's So Addicting Though *NEW*
Gotcha

We didn't want to remove this, hope you enjoy!

So this section came about when Pahoyhoy Asked Crym what kinda Car Sora would be if he was in the Disney/Pixar movie Cars...and we might have gotten a little carried away with the subject...

Sora: 2009 Rave Red Pearl Spyder Eclipse with Brown Tan Top
Riku: 2005 Brilliant Silver Ford Thunderbird Convertible
Kairi: 2009 Copper Red Mica Mazda Miata MX5
Namine: 2009 Competition Yellow Mazda Miata MX5
Roxas: 2009 Kalapana Black Pearl Spyder Eclipse with Solar Yellow Top
Axel: 1967 Victory Red Cheverolet Proteam T362 T-Top Corvette
Xemnas: 2009 Diamond Black Rolls Royce Phantom with Titanium Trim
Xiggy: 2008 Graphite Metallic Hummer H2 SUT with tinted Windows
Zexy: 2009 Vivid Violet SmartCar fortwo with Perfectly Pewter Accents
Xaldin: AH-64 D New Longbow Helicopter in jet Black
Demy: 2009 Tahiti Green Chevrolet Aveo5 LT
Lexy: 2009 Golden Almond Metallic Fully Loaded Lexus LX 570
Luxy: 1951 Pearl White Jaguar XK1200T5
Larxene: 2009 Sunflower Yellow Volkswagon New Beetle with Lightning Decals
Marly: 2009 Cherry Blossom Pink Volkswagon New Beetle with Flower Decals
Vexen: 1976 3rd Generation 2 Door Puce Green Oldsmobile Cutlass with a mashed squash yellow hood
Siax: 2009 Carbon Black Hummer H3T with Red Interior Inserts
Cloud: Kawasaki Ninja 650R106 in Emo Black with Red Accents
Leon: 2009 Graphite Metallic Dodge Viper GT
Sephiroth: 2009 Blade Silver Metallic Cheverolet Corvette ZR1
Cid: 2009 Voodoo Blue Toyota FJ Cruiser (We Don't Know what FJ Stands For, But We are aSSuming it stands for Flying Jeep)

The Passionate Beat by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Another birthday, another year in the life of an ordinary college student with not so ordinary friends. Or at least he thought it was an ordinary life until he meets a mysterious DJ. Dexion, side AkuRoku and RiSo. Now with Lemon. COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,639 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
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It's So Addicting Though reviews
Squall and Cloud learn about the addictive qualities of Children's Television Shows. Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Famtreverse
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Adventures In Babysitting
Aerith trusts her younger brothers to look after her children for an afternoon. What kind of craziness ensues? Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Famtreverse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Saying Goodbye
Aerith and Zack go out for their anniversary and tragedy strikes. Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Famtreverse. Warning: Character Death.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Aerith G., Zack - Complete
Level One Chair Trap
Vexen is a violent sleeper and Marluxia just can't seem to pull it together! THis story is a part of our Family Tree Univers. You have been warned!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Gotcha reviews
Xigbar assists the girls in getting a little revenge on Denzel for going off to college and leaving them alone in highshool. This is a part of our Family Tree Universe Series thingy! Rated for mild language and a bit of bodily damage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Xigbar, Tifa - Complete
The Love of a Family reviews
After a long hard night of fighting with Sephiroth, Kain answers some not so unexpected questions from Hope and Riku. Warning this is a part of our Family Tree Universe famtreverse ! Fan appriciation fic for AkumaStrife!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Riku, Sephiroth - Complete
Acceptance reviews
Marluxia comes over to help Vexen take care of a sick Vaan and gets more than he expected. Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Family Tree Universe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Scarring My Pride reviews
The fall of Seifer and Squall's relationship. Rated for Seifer's vocabulary and violence. Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Family Tree Universe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Seifer, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Unanswered Questions reviews
Rude has a question that he has been wanting to ask his family for some time now. Part of Crym and Pahoyhoy's Family Tree Universe.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Bubbles and Boxers reviews
Seifer can't do laundry to save his life, but is he really ok with Hayner washing his underwear?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Christmas Morning reviews
A look into the lives of different families on Christmas morning. Features the Families of Xigbar and Tifa, The Strife gang, Kairi, Axel and Reno and several more! Happy Holidays everyone!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Axel, Sora - Complete
It Started With a Bouquet reviews
The story of a blooming love between Vexen and Marluxia. Rated T for a quote from Larxene, other wise it's kid friendly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Vexen, Marluxia
A Parent's Living Nightmare reviews
Denzel has been Xigbar and Tifa's foster son for six months now and he has become part of the family. How will the family survive what is about to happen to him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Xigbar, Tifa - Complete
Fuzzy Navel reviews
Marluxia turns to liquid comfort when his wife leaves him and his girls. Will Larxene snap him out of it? Rated T for Larxene's big fat mouth...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
My Son! reviews
Squall makes an idiot out of himself when he mistakes Cloud's nephew for his son.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Way I Am reviews
Fed up with Demyx's happy attitude, Zexion confronts him about it only to find out that Demyx acts the way he does because of the traumatizing death of his mother. Rated M for blood and suicide it could probably be T but...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
A Cousin's Compassion reviews
After losing his mother Demyx has to go live with his cousin Seifer.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Demyx, Seifer - Complete
The Great Morning Debate reviews
Teenage Yuffie, Rikku, and Selphie's choice of clothing don't quite match up to their father, Xigbar's standards.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Xigbar, Yuffie K. - Complete
Homecoming reviews
The story of Sephiroth and Riku's parents. Featuring cast from FF IV. Kain seemingly returns from the dead to reclaim Cecil only to find things have changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Riku, Sephiroth - Complete
Another One reviews
Tifa really wants another child, will Xigbar be able to go through with it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Xigbar, Tifa - Complete
I Told You So reviews
Naminé insists Riku is gay, Riku thinks she is insane.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
Summer Sushi Supper
After their family's annual summer sushi supper, Angeal informs Xigbar of possible trouble with the one eyed man's father.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Xigbar, Tifa - Complete
Cracking up the Audience reviews
Axel, Namine, Kairi, Demyx and Olette present their rendition of Aladdin. This is crack, ye be warned. Rated T for cursing...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Axel, Naminé - Complete
And The Reason Is reviews
After a trying day, Xigbar makes a change that will last three lifetimes. Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Xigbar, Tifa - Complete
A Family Affair: Gamblers' Luck reviews
What happens when a family of hardcore, ruthless gamblers get together for a nice family dinner. Rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Larxene, Luxord - Complete
Tender Moments reviews
Before his big day Marluxia has a tender moment with his soon to be step daughter, Quistis.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
A Long Car Ride to Weirdsville reviews
While traveling back to his mother's home town, Hayner is stuck in a car with his parents for what seems to be a neverending car ride.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hayner, Lexaeus - Complete