Kirby readies for the final battle against Zero Two.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite. -Gijinka. Kirby & Marx

If Robin wanted to be carried, she was very well going to be carried. Frobin

Usopp, Luffy and Chopper set off on a doomed quest to discover what's really under Sanji's fringe, gradually dragging the rest of the crew into their quest with them. A response to the one piece kink meme, no pairings.

The boys on Merry are doing the laundry when they come across what is perhaps the smallest piece of underwear ever created. Interesting revelations ensue. Implied Nami/Luffy