Beautiful Jane
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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1872625, Profile Updated: 03-24-09
Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII.

Current projects:

The House of Waters: A Naruto AU multichapter fic. I will post it when it's COMPLETED. Various pairings, not appropriate for children. Give me another year.

Harder: FFVII: AC. Slightly AU? Reno/Rufus. It's so yummy.

Five facts about me:

1) I find funny in all the wrong places.
I have a perverse, and occasionally disturbing sense of humor. I repress it often, even in my writing, but little things will sometimes leak through. What I find funny, you may find nothing short of disturbing. Same thing for lemons. What may be absolutely noms to me may make you lose your lunch. Depends on my mood.

2) I can be offensive to others.
I truly don't wish to offend, but occasionally it can't be helped. If you find yourself grossed out, insulted or otherwise unhappy, it's not really my problem. I am warning you now, if you're easily squick'd then I gently advise you to run. Quickly.

3) I am not an English professor
Oftentimes, I will post stuff raw and unedited. I live on limited time--I don't do much beyond a quick proof read, to be honest. I'm by nature somewhat obsessive about my spelling, but I am (unfortunately) human. However, I don't mind in the slightest when people point out errors that seem to be blatant and blaring.

4) I am an ellipsis addict.
I'm sorry. I can't help it. I graduated from the academy of angst some time ago, but with an undergraduates in trailing. Call me on it if I drag it out too long.

5) I procrastinate frequently.
In real life, I am a busy person. I don't have time to update frequently, and I sometimes I like to write out an entire story before posting it.

I've been around. I've lurked, posted on and off for the past six years. I'm finally coming back, after I completely erased to the greatest extent and abandoned everything old--new page and all that. This one is to stay. But I don't think I'm bringing back many (if any) old fics. No shoutouts, as I abandoned the drama as well.

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How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/8/2005
Harder reviews
In which Reno discovers something rather interesting about his employer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Rufus, Reno