I came across this while updating. This is a random conversation between a friend and I while we were in high school band. It pretty funny so I'm gonna keep it, just for lolz.

Jen (Saxophone player): "If you think band is for wimps you have not been hit upside the head with a trumpet, out blown by a saxophone, had your head shoved into a tuba, or any of the other shit we've been through. YET, one day these WILL happen to you! *blows kisses*"

Me (French Horn player): "You out-blowing me doesn't happen unless you're blowing something other than a saxophone."... and lolz commence.

Twas a true statement. No one, and I mean no one, could out blow me in band. ;)

QUOTES:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good.

"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."-

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."-

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."-

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."-

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."-

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."-

"We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."-

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.-

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.-

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.-

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.-

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.-

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.-

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.-

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.-

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.-

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.-

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.-

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.-

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

BESTFRIENDS:

they act like your...

- therapist

- worst enemy

- your lesbian lover

- your best friend

- your mom

- your sibling

- like their freakin God or something

-but most importantly the person you love the most

Here are some listed stereotypes. I put what I am in bold letters. Some people do fit stereotypes, and I definitely fit some of these(those which I do, I'll put a star beside). But really guys, just shamelessly be yourself and do what you think is right for you and those that you care about. Don't let others define who you are! You're an individual. Smile. :)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.* (I can be! haha)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.*

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every guy I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.*

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I have this profile so I can keep up with my favorite stories! I'm not much of a creative writer, but if you give me a prompt, it'll be the best fuckin' formal essay you've ever read! Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it'd be a damn good paper!

As for the story on here... Geez... I am not proud of it at all. The Naruto story was something a 10 year old I was babysitting came up with. I thought it was kind of cute, so I posted it. haha. Please don't judge my writing upon that! .

Well, if you've gotten down to this point, thank you for taking the time to read all of this! I hope you have a wonderful day/night. Merry reading!