Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

A - fairly random - collection of Draco/Harry drabbles. Here be slash.

Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!

Draco and Harry can't seem to find time to discuss anything without multitasking.

Come 6th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy has a lot on his mind: NEWT-level classes, Quidditch, and a new affiliation with the Death Eaters. On top of that, he is secretly gay, and finds himself harboring feelings for a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. drarry

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco and Harry are brought together in the strangest of ways. Not because they fancied each other, but because they thought the other was seeking them. Could a criminal end up playing matchmaker? Post DH,Slash,Slight AU.

Draco's in love with Harry but he's an outcast in the Wizarding World...Harry in unhappily married to Ginny Weasley and hides an attraction to the blond. What happens when Draco gives into his need for 'The Boy Who Lived Twice'. MPREG Warning.

Never put something on which you can't take off! Vala finds herself in a pinch and hooks up with an unsuspecting Daniel.

A post-DH EWE fun time post-war story of healing, friendship and summer romance. The students of Hogwarts join together to rebuild the school and themselves in the summer following the war. HPDM SLASH.

Harry hurts himself during potions, bursting out with something unexpected. This acts as a lovely catalyst for some lemony goodness between H/D. R&R.

A down and out Harry visits an escort service in hopes that it will help him feel again--but he ends up getting a little more than he bargained for. Compliant through DH, minus the epilogue. Slash HP/DM Mature content!

King Harry is missing something in his life, will he find what he needs with a feisty blonde? AU, Mpreg

Harry is in love with Lucius Malfoy, and when he finds out that Draco likes Hermione, they work together to get their objects of affection. But what if they realize they've been thinking about the wrong person all along?

Harry fell in love with Draco when he was sixteen but Draco didn’t feel the same way. Now eleven years later Draco has now come back in to Harry’s life turning his entire life upside down. NEW SUMMERY.

As Harry tries to cope w/ a post-war world, his sanity crumbles & he is forced into an institution. Will his state continue to worsen or will help come from an unlikely place? DH compliant minus epilogue "M" for language, self-harm & later SLASH. HP/DM

Ginny and Cho get to show Draco what a woman really wants from a man. Which one of the ladies will go home with him when all is said and done? PWP

He didn't know how it had come to this... Slash HPDM. Slight smut. Enjoy. Meant to be a oneshot.

Like the title? That's right! The 6th and 7th years go for a weekend visit to Hogsmede, and there's a club filled with sweaty, writhing teenagers. It all goes on from there... Draco/Harry. SLASHH!

Harry returns home from work to a surprise.

Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**

So Draco Malfoy knows how Harry Potter sneaks around the castle at night, how he feels about the Boy Who Lived, and how he can get away with these feelings. DracoxHarry yaoi!

Harry contemplates how his relationship with Draco got to where it is. Drarry one-shot.

Draco finds out that wand length is proportional to something else. Oneshot. Harry/Draco.

Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.

Voldemort won, Harry lost. Draco ends up saving Harry. Probably the darkest, most graphic fic I've written so far. Warnings inside.

D&H. Dark vampire fic inspired by the creepiest song in existence; You Are My Sunshine. For GenerationsOfDraco.

Harry getting melonas? Draco singing Gunther? Hot summer love? Oh my. Part 5 in the Naughty Boii series

Harry pole dancing! Draco feels jealous? Harry feels lonely? Touching oneself? A confetti throwing Dumbledore? Wow. Part 4 Of the Naughty Boii series. Warning: Wand on wand, swearing, and may result in retarded laughter. HPDM

Draco wants to sing a song to Harry. Harry feels inspired. Ron is scarred for life. And tralalas are everywhere! 3rd installment of the Naughty Boii series. Warning: Wand on Wand, may cause laughter, squealing or fainting. HPDM

Draco and Harry get a chance at singing again. This time in front of the whole school. Draco a pleasure man! Spreading the crack! You have got to read this to understand! R&R! Warning: May result in squealing, spewing of drinks and laughing! Wand on Wand!

Potion explodes, Ron faints, Draco is Harry's naughty boy! No one has ever used this song before! Something new! Yay! Warning: May result in squealing from seeing boyxboy

Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.

A naughty little HP poem

1 Drabble. Slash. DracoHarry

HPSS. Harry and Snape dance to the Masochism Tango. Humor and silliness abounds. You'll love it, I swear.

SLASH (Harry/Draco). No plot, at least not yet.