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 Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. What up yo! I'm America! (The Total Hero!) My real name is Alfred F. Jones, I think the F stands for Fucking, you know, Alfred Fucking Jones bitch! I have a little crush on my little bro Mattie! He is such a cutie, too bad he is with Berwald. Well anyways, I speak English! And some other languages, like French and Spanish. So you can talk to me in either! I'm one of the very few nations that don't hide their actual personality, I'm proud of my ego! I'm mega loud, but hell, IT GETS THE POINT ACROSS! I'm usually very hyper and happy but you piss me off, I'll cut you into tiny pieces with my chainsaw and feed the remains to one of England's "unicorns"! My Country Moods- America- Crazy & Annoying, But True As Hell! S.Italy- Rude & Mean But Can Be Sweet Sweden- Intimidating & Mean But Sweet To Certain People N.Italy- Happy & Jumpy Poland- Girly & Bitchy Japan- Nice, Polite, & Quiet Norway- Calm But Easily Angered France- Perverted & Charming China- Silly & "Different" Hungary- Sweet & Agressive Netherlands- Perverted & Mean Latvia- Short & Cute Sweden- Strong & Sweet Liechtenstein- Innocent & Lovely Sexiest Twincest In Anime EVER- ScotlandXEngland ( ) Sexiest Guys In Hetalia- (not all in order) 1. Matthew 2. Iceland 3. Spain 4. Prussia 5.Lithuania 6. Switzerland 7. Estonia 8. Germany 9. Russia 10. South Korea 11. Japan 12. Austria 13. Greece 14. (a tie) Scotland & England 15. Denmark 16. Thailand FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will comforts you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile If you ever heard some one call some one else short, and your first response was to use one of Edward Elric's comebacks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Come to the Dark Side...We have Yaoi~ ^(ºAº)^ On with the survey that I got somewhere off the ‘net! [x] You start laughing hysterically at maps… [x] You go “Aww” when you see two or more flags together. [x] You’ve learned more history from it than from an actual history class. [x] You debate about details like whether the number on America’s back is supposed to be 50 or 96…with supporting screen shots. [x] You watch APH MADs. [ ] You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. [x] World War II starts sounding romantic. [x] Your teacher asks why you put “Alfred F. Jones” as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name “Arthur” beside it. (Not my teacher but same scenario.) [x] You yell “Yeah, He’s the hero!” whenever someone says America. (I only think it though.) [x!!!!!] You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. [ ] You know every country’s flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you’ve become one. (I WANT TO XD) [x] You shudder every time you hear the name “Russia” or “Ivan” and quickly glance over your shoulder… just in case. [x] Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, “Germaaaannnnyyyyy!” or "Doitsu~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" down the hallway. [x] You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what “USxUK”, “Spamano”, “GerIta”, “Giripan”, etc. mean. [x] You end every sentence with “Aru.” [x] You scream ’Paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa’ every time you happen to have some. [x] You can’t imagine a functioning Italian mafia. [x] You want Prussia back on the map. [x] You can no longer say “International Affairs” with a straight face. [x] No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. [x] You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. [x] Other people don’t get it when you say your country’s cute. [ ] You’ve listened to Romano’s Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times. [ ] You’re a duke/duchess of Sealand. (But I don’t have ! T.T) [x] You’ve become a thousand times more patriotic. (To more than 1 country.) [x] You find the NEED to travel the world. Like your life depended on it. [x] You can’t take history/social studies class seriously anymore. (But I only want to take World history.) [x] You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America’s birthday. And you’re American. [x] You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. [x] You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. [x] Everyone who’s named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia. (Well not Peter but...ya know..) [x] You started using gendered pronouns when talking about countries. [x] Rather than just being happy that it’s another Nation’s Independence Day, you feel the need to rush to the store and get a birthday cake with that nation’s name on it. [x] Your suggestion for a solution to any world issue is to “SEIZE THEIR VITAL REGIONS!!” Joking or not. [x] You suddenly wish that you could retake your boring history classes even though it’s all about other countries invading your country and your country isn’t even in Hetalia. [ ] You forced all your Otaku friends to love Hetalia. (NUUUUU I ONLY WANT IT FOR MAH SELF! Well except for one of my friends...she is an exception) [x] You actually think about spending your savings to buy any useless Hetalia merchandise. (It's not useless!) [x] You laugh inside when you tell people that you’re writing historical fiction now. [x] You use fanfiction as a study guide. And it helped. [x] You thought of putting Hetalia characters on your world map in your room. (I drew pictures of some of their flags and put "I Poland" or whatever the country.) [x] When they threw the shoe at Bush, you wonder if Alfred managed to duck too/got hit/was laughing his ass off. [x] You seriously asked your parents if you could go out and travel next summer. [x] You would rather have nation-tan’s military uniforms than any other clothes. (Depends on the Nation! XD) [x] You feel sad that you don’t own a good world history book. [x] You think about “VITAL” when someone mentions anything that sounds like “regions”. [x] You can’t stop thinking about fanfiction cosplay ideas. [x] You imagine what it would be like if you were a nation-tan with population of one. [x] You start questioning/looking up your own genetic/ethnic history/make up, just because you want to know if you’re somehow connected to your favorite characters. [x] You had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you first found out about Hetalia, but by the middle of chapter 2 of the main story, you realized you had an imaginary I.V. of Hetalia hooked up straight into your veins. [x] You designate all of your friends as a specific country based on their personalities… whether they accept it or not! (If I feel like it. XD) [x] You find yourself downloading the national anthems of your favorite nations, listening to them frequently and trying to learn the words. [x] Going to the airport is more fun than going to Disneyland. (Only Sometimes! XD) [x] You watch protesters burning any country’s flag in the news and you want to cry even if it’s not your country. [x] You find yourself glued to Discovery, National Geographic and the History Channel and get frustrated when your friends or family ask you to change the channel. [x] The “special relationship” between the US and the UK takes on a whole new meaning. [x] Slang or words from other languages/dialects enter your regular speech even though they’re not common in your language/dialect. [x] You travel to a foreign country and find it amusing that you were “in” that country. (I want to travel!) [x] Destinations that you would’ve never otherwise heard of, let alone thought of traveling to, enter your list of “places to visit before you die”. [x] You’re considering fandubbing a song that has nothing to do with Hetalia as a Hetalia character. [x] You cry at the thought of never getting a chance to see the world before you die. [x] You suddenly start researching for the sake of writing or drawing. [x] You now insist on calling Hello Kitty ‘Shinatty-chan’. [x] You start buying things because they remind you of a character from Hetalia. And sometimes you really don’t need them. [x] You spend hours looking at maps trying to see if Sealand is on any of them. [x!!!!] You find yourself bragging about the fact that you know that Sealand is a country and everyone else, even your history teacher, doesn’t. [x] You randomly quiz your sister/parents/hopeless friends about different countries. [x] The dimension 5 meters becomes REALLY FUNNY. [x] You don’t mind that you can’t cook because it makes you more similar to Arthur. [x] You have dreams about Hetalia characters. [x] You’ve dragged other people into the fandom. [x] You can’t say ‘pasta’ normally anymore – it’s always PASTAAAAAA~~! [x] No one knows your sense of humor anymore. (except my BFFEAALAHAA) Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [x] Blondie - $50 (In America Form) [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [x] Other-$75 (In Real Life) Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $20 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 (In America Form) [ ] Hazel $100 [x] Other - $15 (In Real Life) Height: [ ] Over 7'-$200 [ ] 6'8? to 7'-$175 [ ] 6'0? to 6'7?-$150 [ ] 5'5? to 5'11?-$75 [x] 5'4? to 5'10?-$85 (In America Form) [x] Under 5'4 - $27 (In Real Life) Age: [ ] 50 to 56 -$175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 -$100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [x] 21 to 25 - $50 (In America Form) [ ] 19 to 20 -$25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 (In Real Life) Birth Order: [x] Twins or more than twins - $750 (In America Form) [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] Second born - $150 (In Real Life) [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215 Drink? [ ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 (In America Form) [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 (In Real Life) Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200 (In Real Life) [ ] No correction $100 [x] Glasses $50 (In America Form) [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 (In America Form) [x] Under 7- $450 (In Real Life) Favorite Colors: [x] Green-$750 (In America Form) [x] Red - $600 (In Real Life) (In America Form) [x] Black - $100 (In America Form) [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 (In America Form) [ ] Aqua - $350 [x] Orange - $300 (In Real Life) [x] Blue - $300 (In Real Life & In America Form) [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [x] Yes $0 (In Real Life) [x] Nope - $1000 (In America Form) [ ] some- $750 I am worth $2,817 (In Real Life) & I am worth $17,550 (In America Form) Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (7/10) Veeee~ Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. (2/10) D: I knew it! Japan (Kiku Honda) [/]You're very mature. (3.5/10) Yeah... The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. (6.5/10) FUCK YEAH! The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) On a side note: Wow England is a lot of countries! And they said the same wrong if they meant the UK! It's The United Kingdom of GREAT BRITAIN (big island with England/Scotland/Wales) and Northern Ireland (because the Irish hate the UK and succeeded) [ ]You like tea. (2.5/10) That was to be expected... France (Francis Bonnefoy) [/]You're very affectionate. (depends) (3/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [/]You had a very sad childhood. (4/10) Didn't expect that! China (Wang Yao) [/]You're very mature. (5/10) Sweet Aru~ Others Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x]You are very well-raised. (7.5/10) Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (4.5/10) Wow more than I expected Cuba [ ]You smoke. (3.5/10) Okay? Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [x]You have a potty-mouth. (6.5/10) YES! Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. (5.5/10) Okay? Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. (3.5/10) More than I expected Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [ ]You're quite mean-spirited. (6.5/10) Holy Sh* I didn't expect that! Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [x]You are clueless about things around you. (Most of the time) (8/10) Holy sh* This is because I'm mostly Spanish isn't it! South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. (9/10) I am so Lovino! Female Come Backs pick up line comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Man: I know how to please a woman Man: I can tell you want me Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' |
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