Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.

Harry is surprised to see Draco in a muggle coffee shop. He's even more surprised to see a child with him. Slightly AU, slash/HPDM.

Hogwarts-AU: At the age of seventeen, Harry finds himself falling in love with a detached Draco Malfoy. Through a series of unfortunate miscommunications and gossip, he had a bad falling out (of love), too. Now, years later, can Harry make amends about a misunderstanding? Would Draco forgive him?

His godfather is dead and Harry decides that it's time to cut the strings from the old twinkle eyed puppeteer, start revealing his secrets and live his life as he wanted to. There's a new star in the Black tapestry. Independent! Smart! Powerful! Harry - Character bashing- slash-

Harry vanished suddenly months after the Final Battle. Where has he been all those years and what happened in his life? What will happen once the other two thirds of the Golden Trio finally catch up to and bring with them all the family along for the ride? Select Weasley bashing. Slash!

Or: How Draco broke every single rule in the unwritten Malfoy Rule Book, with a little help from Harry Potter.

Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!

After being Turned by a vampire, Harry descends into reckless and dangerous behavior. The Ministry and the Vampire Council devise a way to keep the former Savior on a leash, and his fangs to himself, by forcing him to take a Consort. Title comes from Shakespeare's "King Lear", Act 3, Scene 2. "The art of our necessities is strange, That can make vile things precious."

"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.

An H/D Romantic Farce dedicated to Jennavere. Involves : Veela!Draco, Mate!Harry, chocolate, and a stuffed dragon named Grr!

Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?

It is 7 years after the war. Harry wants nothing more than to find someone that he loves and settle down and have the family that he has always dreamed of. But no one seems to be able to see beyond 'Harry Potter' and see him for who he is. So he's lonely and frustrated when he meets Draco Malfoy after seven long years and finds that there may still be hope for him and his dreams.

For years, Draco Malfoy had wondered what Harry Potter's wife would look like.

Written for the hd smoochfest 2013. A spell goes wrong in Defence class and leaves Harry and Draco bonded together. They find out that it was a mating spell that resulted in them being connected emotionally and magically. So they are forced to live together and to somehow learn to be a couple.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Written for the Bottom!Draco 2013 Adaptations Fest on lj. An adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P. G. Woodhouse. Draco may have taken the job out of post-war necessity, but that doesn't mean he's not enjoying it.

Written for LJ 'Bottom Draco' fest 2013. Adaptation of the movie: Two Weeks' Notice. Prompt by: gitonk. Harry is a spoiled brat with a powerful position in the Ministry. He's been hired to 'take care' of Draco and the bad publicity his charitable foundation is causing for the bigwigs in the Ministry. Harry frustrates Draco, Draco quits, Harry chases after him! Happy Ending!

Harry is married to Ginny but they're in an open marriage & Harry may or may not be slowly falling for Draco & treating Draco like crap-he's being an idiot. EWE & AU as in Ron & Hermione are not together and Snape is alive, & other craziness. Rated M for sexual concepts, adultery, emotional manipulation. Warning: Straight Sex & Gay Sex (don't say I didn't warn you)! Some rough!sex

Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry but Harry isn't interested. When Draco takes matters into his own hands, Harry has to face to consequences. Warnings inside

Draco manages to escape his fate as concubine for the Dark Lord and seeks refuge with the Order. They take him in, but can he win them over? Warnings inside.

James Sirius Potter talks of the perks of having a middle name

COMPLETE and NOW IMPROVED. Draco has something he needs to tell Harry, even if he is reluctant to do so. Harry and friends took Draco with them when they escaped Malfoy Manor. They became closer but then Draco left suddenly. Now with the war behind them Harry wants an explanation and Blaise wants Draco to tell the truth. One-shot. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. Slash, MPreg, Fluff.

It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest

The war is about to end but Draco Malfoy isn't happy with the final turn of events. He alters the past and finds out how things could have been. However, was all of this meant to be, and can Draco really solve his problems with dark magic?

Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.

In his repeating year at Hogwarts, Draco undergoes a transformation he never expected. A victim of a gender-bending spell, Draco must solve a mystery to change himself back- aided without request by Harry Potter and friends. Fair amount of Fem!Draco,DM/HP

Draco Malfoy is rumored to be the most beautiful mortal alive with little to no luck in love life. However, a cruel prophecy is about to change the fact

Draco Black grew up with rejection deeply etched in his mind and heart. One day, he met a lion who would set him free

While in Scotland for Christmas, Harry meets a local who looks uncannily like Malfoy, but has no recollection of meeting Harry in the past. Harry is determined to find out what happened to the man since his disappearance 5 years ago. Full summary inside.

It was supposed to be only sex, they were both clear on that. Of course 'love' had to go and ruin everything and Draco gets the surprise of a lifetime. This Christmas will be something special indeed.

The wizarding world has a secret that Draco Malfoy carries without him knowing it. There are some things that for some wizards held more importance than even the eventual defeat of Voldemort. Slash HPDM Post HBP would have spoilers. NOT follows DH canon.

The Slytherins share a secret that the rest of Hogwarts is unaware of, but when Harry discovers the traditions of the purebloods will he be willing to accept them? HPDM. One-shot. Follow-up sequel posted: Still Sexy

When the latest bunch of bad guys seem to be targeting Draco Malfoy, it's Auror Harry Potter who gets sent to Malfoy Manor to investigate. Once there, old emotions are brought to the fore, and nothing is what it seems. EWE.

Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.

Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...

- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.

Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

Draco reverts back to his old ways when Harry leaves, but will he take Harry back when he needs him most? AU, Warnings: Substance abuse and suicide attempt.

In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco's friends notice something different about them when they fight. See what they find out when they walk down an empty hallway. Slash! M/M. HP/DM. I don't own Harry Potter unfortunately. New epilogue...hope you like.

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

Harry runs into an old classmate who has a new profession and a totally different look, a look that Harry finds rather attractive. Slash Warning! Cross Dressing Draco. Fic inspired by "Woman like Me" by Beyonce

Short Fic. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are getting married and starting a family of their own. Prequel to the story "Little Bunny Foo Foo" but can be read as a stand alone. Slash Warning! H/D mPreg!

One-Shot! Draco and Harry are celebrating their 10th anniversary together. They reflect on their past, and surprising future. mPreg! Slash! H/D! Rated M for content. Sequel to "New Beginnings" story but can be read as a stand alone.

Harry and Draco start dating in Hogwarts, follow moments in their lives together, with eachother and later the arrival of their children. Fluff, Mpreg, 50 interconnected oneshots Formerly titled My life together with you

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Harry returns to school to complete his NEWTs. There he finds a much changed Draco Malfoy and surprisingly subdued Snape. Dominant Harry, submissive Draco.

The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.

This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D

HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.

Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.

Lucius Malfoy was not a man who was easily set to cooing, or such things over a child, let alone other wizards children.. had this posted on my sister's name.This is a H/D implied and mpreg implied. Songfic

Life is a series of meetings; of daily, weekly, and yearly encounters to make of what we will." A short dribbly, drabbly ficlet. Two or three parts. Slash and cuteness!

Draco doesn't quite believe in male pregnancy. Silly boy. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy slash, mpreg, muggle universe. Oneshot.

Healer Potter is about to have his life shaken up by the appearance of an old Hogwarts classmate, and his daughter. What will happen when these volatile personalities meet again. Birthday fic for DrarryLover4Ever!

The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood

Ron and Harry’s friendship is tested when Ron finds something he really shouldn’t have been looking for.

At the top of the stairs, I'd stand, pretending to be the king of the world, swivel my hips and giggle at how my tiny penis bounced around."

what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.

harry was bored and pissed off as the girls in his department couldn't leave him alone. enter draco malfoy who was cute,beautiful and sexy as hell. Suddenly he became the center of the pranks by the girls.. why is that? my first H/D story, cute!draco

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

H/D, mpreg. In the years following the war, Draco is distancing himself from his family. But events conspire to bring him back around again. A bit of crack.

Harry/Draco are married with kids, but why is Draco angry with Harry? Will they fix it? Mpreg

D/H total AU/vamp Lucius is molding Harry into the new Dark Lord. What will happen when Draco finds Harry Potter in hi own home being worshipped by his family? Will he fall in love as his destiny indicate, or will he seek to destroy him?

Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE

D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.

Harry finds a lost puppy on his way home from work and brings it home to Draco, unknowingly condemning himself to a life of metaphorical babies out of wedlock, annoying-as-hell baby talk...and no sex. Rated for slash and an explicit scene.

Sequel to Glimpses. SLASH, AU, MPreg. Harry and Draco's love and life after the War, told from Draco's POV.

Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?

Hormones are running rampage through the students of Harry Potter’s seventh year of Hogwarts, but it seems he has run into a problem that could affect him for the rest of his life, unless he finds a remedy. Harry&Draco oneshot

With Voldemort Dead, life is not easy for Harry as Old friends become enemies and old enemies become friend. With the return of three Slytherins, Harry life is turned upside down. HarryDraco, PansyBlaise SeverusRemus CreatureFic OCness, MPREG

Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

Slightly AU. SLASH. A few sneak peaks at Harry and Draco's relationship, told from Draco's POV. Written just for fun

Harry is sick of Draco’s ohsoadorable endearments.

Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

Wizards can get pregnant Harry thinks he should have been informed COMPLETE,MM,MPreg,Oneshot

HarryDraco. Draco likes to think he's with Harry for all the wrong reasons. But what if he's only fooling himself?

COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco

Romance and love were nothing but fairy tales told to small children so that they grew up and had a reason to procreate. It didn’t really exist. A HarryDraco romance that shows that sometimes it is true love.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

Harry sends Draco away for his own good only to realise he's made the biggest mistake of his life. When they meet again will Draco place his faith in their love again? WARNINGS: HD SLASH, MPREG, FLUFF, NO HBP COMPLETE! EPILOGUE UP!

draco wants to marry harry but harry just wants a lover.i dont own harry and co they belong to jk rawlings

Winner of the Golden Quill for best romance 2006 Quills HP Fanfiction Competition. Harry returns to Hogwarts to find Draco a broken man. HBP spoilers.

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

PostOotP. Left alone at Privet Drive. Harry realises he is too weak to face the Dark Lord, and so he has to change himself. Even if it means setting himself apart from his former friends. Dark!Harry, HD slash to come Don't like it, don't read it

A cliche veela fic! Readers have fun spotting the cliche plot elements! Overused plot but unique elaboration! HPDM slash n mpreg. [complete]

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]