A Message From the Emperor:

I am the Emperor. I have a mission- a mission that no one could easily achieve. I have realized the reason on why people have given up their devious plans on world domination: despite their continuously foiled attempts to acquire global rule, they gave up on their careers as megalomaniacs. But I am not, nay, never like any of those reluctant quitters who have decided to hang their heads, renounce their careers, and turn themselves in. These hopeless, pathetic whelps couldn't even follow the old, lifelong adage: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again". Instead, they've followed this pointless axiom: "Quit while you're ahead". How abnormal and unorthodox for even a true evil genius to comprehend. Only a true leader, such as I, can get the facts straight, build armies, maintain authority, use force (only whenever absolutely necessary), and have all of the most dominant & powerful qualities needed to prove unrivaled supremacy. This is why I, the High and Mighty Emperor, can prove that any worthy mortal, capable of pure dedication and of firm valor, can achieve unlimited supreme executive power, ironfisted or not, but only through deriving of a mandate from the masses!

So who says that you do not have to "lean on to your own understanding"?

Yours in favor of incorruptible, ironfisted Quintanization

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.

Emperor, Imperial Order of the Quintana Empire

The Emperor's Profile:

Name: Lazaro Quintana, Jr.

Age: 18

Birthplace: San Jose, Costa Rica

Favorite Vehicle Brands: Buick, DeLorean, and Chaparral.

Favorite Firearm: RC-P90.

Favorite Character/Authority Figure(s): Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars), Benito Mussolini, Oliver Cromwell.

Catchphrases: "I have achieved greatness!", "Hail Quintana!", "Oh, Buick!", "Confound it!".

Recent News Updates:

11/25/06: I can finally update my fanfics while I might have a chance to create newer stories. Speaking of stories, I have recently set up a "Coming Soon" section after setting up this "Recent News Updates" section. We hope to update more sections, stories, and world domination plots soon!

Story Summary:

Pokemon: Quintana Revolution: This literary series is about a college freshman who suddenly became a full-time world-renowned authority figure (also known as the Emperor), fighting corruption and benefitting humankind for what it should want. Later, the Emperor himself became quite bored, even after doing everything he could ever think of (as long as it's fairly decent and "law-friendly"), so he decided to travel into an undiscovered parallel dimension and become a Pokemon Master. In fact, he could also rule such a dangerous universe, even though it is inhabited by a number of crime organizations, such as Team Rocket. It is considered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for him, despite all of the Pokemon he could catch, people he could meet, and crime syndicates he could shut down. But that's not all, this epic tale is guaranteed to contain excitement, adventure, humor, suspense, romance, and most of all, bureaucracy! Who knows what legends and missions will the Emperor's emerging Imperial Journeymen encounter along the way?

Character Bios

(Pokemon: IOOTQE):

Emperor Quintana: Attempting to make a turn for the best on Earth, the Emperor has decided to plan world domination. He may be quite stubborn at times, but nobody will get hurt if you properly appease him.

Amah al-Assad: The Emperor's advisor who has recieved the title as Vice-Emperor.

Hans Zard: Chief of Military Security for the Imperial Journeymen.

Neville Fromm: Captain of the Emperor's flagship, the Imperial Corporatist.

Thaddeus Alperton: Head Settler of the Imperial Journeymen.

Marlon Sanding: Head Builder of the Imperial Journeymen.

Coming Soon in 2008-2009:

- The Q Team: "In 2006, a small band of Imperial Separatists were charged with treason for threatening to overthrow the U.S. Government. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security correctional facility to an undisclosed underground location. Today, still wanted by the Government, they survived as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Q-Team!"