Hi I've only just started writing fanfic!

I mainly have ideas for discworld which mainly spring from rereading the whole lot for the millionth time and wishinh there was more.

The Watch are my favourite but I also love Moist.

I would be in love with Carrot if I wasn't so sure Angua could take me with both hands tied and standing in a hole in the ground.

I'm a 16 year old girl from London and should probably be doing homework instead

Basically I want to be a film director and I think Guards! Guards! would make a great one. Seriously you could do a reall cool angsty beginning with Vimes wondering around dark alleys, rain, dropping bottle in puddle, silhouttes, light from neon sign on profile...ahem

So until i get my hands on the right actors to play Vimes and Carrot and several million quid i'd better write fanfic in order to stop my head exploding

never watch a film with me, i will either spend the whole time making derogatory comments about the editing or in raptures about a shot, costume, piece of sound design etc

my recipe for instant happiness: Singing in the rain followed by On the waterfront combined with a mint aero bar (or 3) and a duvet

i am extremely british, i run on tea, say 'oh bugger' a lot, can raise one eyebrow and can put enough contempt and despair into 'good grief' to make small children cry