Name: Richard D. Thompson (or Richard D. Hainey, I'm adopted)

Nicknames: Robert, Tricky, God (no, really), Adam Cook, James Wembley, The Anti-Depressant, Drahcir, Stopthat

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Race: White/Human

Sexuality: Straight, but please stop picking on my gay brothas

Religion: I'm considering FSMism, or maybe I'll make a One Piece religion

Motto: "Fuck you, world!"

Beliefs: I believe that there is no end to the universe, and when you get to the 'end' you just appear at the other side of the universe again. I also believe in reincarnation, the Loch Ness Monster, and Ganesha.

Interests: Too many to list. Seriously.

Notable quotes: "Imagination defeats logic, and logic defeats imagination."

"Leadership does not depend on the way you act, but rather what your goal is."

"When lightning strikes, strike it back."

"When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes."

"When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for something useful instead."

"When life gives you melons, make melonade."

"A pirate is one who has total freedom; a marine is one who has embraced servitude."

"A sword can be either defensive or offensive, protector or destroyer, angel or devil. It is up to the wielder to decide."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up."

"He's not crying, he's laughing on the wrong side of his face."

"Think you can do your little trick before I can do mine?"

"SURELY, I WILL HELP YOU!"

"I...AM THE ONE WHO WILL BECOME THE GREATEST PIRATE!"

"But we still don't know the result of this fight, so we have to fight again in the future. Your friends already died, but I am still alive. We will travel around the Grand Line, and we will come back to see you again. Let's fight again next time."

Hobbies: Reading, going on the net, sleeping, eating

Favourite manga: One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, D. Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Claymore

Favourite anime: Cardcaptor Sakura, Flint the Time Detective, One Piece, GetBackers

Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who, Robin Hood, The Secret Show, Heroes (Mohinder's voiceovers are awesome!)

Favourite movies: Matrix trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Mr. Bean's Holiday, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Digimon: The Movie, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie, Blade trilogy, Toy Story 1 & 2, A Bug's Life, Bruce Almighty, The Simpsons Movie, Alien trilogy,

Favourite games: Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Timesplitters 2, Wario Ware: Touched, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, Wii Sports, Super Mario Sunshine, Animal Crossing, Zone of the Enders 1 & 2, Destroy All Humans, Tekken series,

Favourite bands: Green Day, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Doped Unicorn, Wooden Staple, Enemy Gene, Hitpoint

Best roleplay character: Jenaisis, the King of Hell

Likes: The smell of clothes fresh out of the washing machine, the smell of petrol, the smell of freshly cut grass, days off school, people who praise my intelligence, god-sim games, fighting games, puzzle games, RPGs, SwedishPirateFan, insects, pirates, robots, ninjas, sleeping in my own bed, bubble gum,

Dislikes: Ignorance, mary-sues, people who randomly ping me on Neopets asking me to join their guild, mushrooms, tomatoes, babies, and chain emails. I also hate it when people online say they're 'insane' or 'crazy'. Little do they know if they really were crazy they wouldn't be on a computer- they'd be locked up in some disgusting sanatorium. I also hate it when people moan about life because nine times out of ten they don't really know what it means to have an awful life, like the children starving in Africa, or the people living on the streets. Also: Unhygienic people, people who tell me what to do all the time, homework, fads, having to try on new clothes, people who can spell properly but just choose not to because it's 'cool', people who think the Straw Hats are still sailing on the Going Merry, people who still think they can get their OCs to be Luffy's musician when it's pretty obvious Brook is going to be the musician, school, people who say they're not prejudiced but then go 'eww' when it comes to incest, people who use the Bible as a means to oppress homosexuals (I mean, come on. I only wrote that book out of boredom. I didn't expect people to take it seriously), emos, Nami (sometimes), Spandam, the concept of 'Absolute Justice', the vice-admirals who performed the Buster Call, the Gorosei, having to stay in hospital, my blue quilt getting messed up,

Weapon: Rail gun/dual odachi/seastone bo staff

Hopes for the future: To have my creations made real, to be a famous comic book writer

Naruto pairings I support:NejixHinata, NejixIno, GaaraxHinata, GaaraxSakura, GaaraxTemari, SasorixSakura, SasukexSakura, GaaraxLee, LeexTenten, HidanxTemari, HidanxYugito, SasorixDeidara, HakuxZabuza, OrochimaruxTsunade, KimmimaroxTayuya,

One Piece pairings I support: ZoroxRobin, LuffyxRobin, ZoroxTashigi, Sogeking/UsoppxKaya, KalifaxLucci, BrookxCindry, RobinxBrook, LuccixRobin, KalifaxRobin, CindryxPerona

My heroes: Satoshi Tajiri, Ken Sugimori, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandella, Napoleon, Jack the Ripper,

NOTICE: The reason I haven't written anything for a while is because a few weeks back I contracted leukaemia (AGAIN) so I'll be busy for a while. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.