Lorelai: It's Repetitive
Rory: And Redundant
Lorela: It's Repetitive
Rory: And Redundant
Lorelai: We certainly are entertaining Mac.
Rory: Indubidbly, Tosh.

Jess: So Courtney, what about you?

Rory: Forget it Jake, its Chinatown.

Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of 'you had me at hello'.

Lorelai: So, let me get this straight. Uh, you and some guys who actually know what they're doing are gonna come over and fix my house, and I can pay them back whenever I want?
Luke: That's right.
Lorelai: 'Cause I'm Tony Soprano?
Luke: Only scarier.

Luke: Get out, Taylor.
Taylor: Why?
Luke: It's just a code I live by.

Taylor: You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down.

Richard: Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.

Clara: Is Jess your real name?
Jess: Yes.
Clara: Do you like it?
Jess: It's fine.
Clara: Would you rather be named Bill?
Jess: No.
Clara: Frank?
Jess: No.
Clara: Mike?
Jess: No.
Clara: Bob?
Jess: No.
Clara: Ed?
Jess: Does this belong to you?

Rory: I'll tell all the ladies what a stud you are.
Michel: I believe that memo has already been sent.

Rory: So you did read this before.
Jess: Yeah, about 40 times.
Rory: I thought you said you didn't read much.
Jess: What is much?

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."
Rory: Hehe.
Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:
Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

Jess: You didn't answer me.
Rory: About what?
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Rory: No.
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Rory: No.
Jess: Postcard?
Rory: No.
Jess: Smoke signal?
Rory: Stop.
Jess: A nice fruit basket?
Rory: Enough.

Jess: Hey, if you're going to get all Ward Cleaver on me, I'm gonna have to call Eddie and Lumpy and tell I'm gonna be late.

Lorelai: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.
Lorelai: Very funny.
Jess: Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.

Luke: When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They'd go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it's indecent. This is a diner not a peep show.

Luke: You go make her stop.
Lorelai: I'm not going over there.
Luke: Why not? You're a woman.
Lorelai: So what?
Luke: So you have the same parts.
Lorelai: What?
Luke: You shouldn't be scared of it.
Lorelai: Scared of it? You know, you're gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.

Luke: How about that one?
Lorelai: Too pale. Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sunscreen.
Lorelai: Or mad cow disease.
Luke: Pale does not mean mad cow disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had mad cow disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.

Rory: I can't even open my eyes.
Lorelai: That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.
Rory: Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.

Jess: Hi.
Rory: Hey.
Jess: Hi.
Lorelai: Hi.
Jess: Hi.
Luke: Hi.
Rory: I have to get to school.
Jess: Yeah, me too.
Rory: Bye
Jess: Bye. Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Luke: Bye.
Jess and Rory leave
Luke: What the hell was that?
Lorelai: That was episode one of Rory and Jess: The Early Years.

Luke: This is Liz's kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, Lorelai's boss, she owns the Independence Inn
Mia: Hello.
Jess: Hmmph.
Luke: That's "Hello, nice to meet you." in slacker

Lorelai: My life stinks. Hey, let's look into each other's eyes and say "I wish I were you" at exactly the same time - maybe we'll pull a Freaky Friday.
Rory: Or we can just pretend that we did and you can go around acting really immature. Oh, wait...
Lorelai: I can't believe you won't switch bodies with me.
Rory: Forget it. Then I'd have to date Kirk.

Jess: Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Luke: Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I'll get worried.

Lorelai: Hey, what do you know about this town loner guy?
Luke: Same as everyone. Just kind of skulks around with that backpack, never smiles.
Lorelai: Does he also make cheeseburgers and secretly harbor a desire to wear a backwards baseball cap?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: They're cousins, identical cousins...
Luke: Stop it.

Luke: Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess: Thanks for what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen

Luke: Oh, really? Hanging socks on doors - that's your idea of funny.
Jess: Depending on the sock design, could be hilarious.

Jess: Excuse me Edgar Bergin, I think I'd like Charlie McCarthy to answer now.

Kirk: My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore!
Lorelai: Oh, great, now I'm not even the town whore.

Andrew: I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.
Lorelai: There it is - our new town slogan.
Rory: I like it.
Lorelai: I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
Rory: Don't forget the stuffed shish-kabobbed bird.
Lorelai: That moan when you squeeze 'em.

Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: How does ink come out of pens?
Luke: All right, there is such a thing.

I LOVE GILMORE GIRLS! Friends is amazing and so is Seinfeld. I like CSI: NY too, oh and Smallville's good. American idol is amazing (BLAKE LEWIS I'M YOUR #4 FAN), and i kind of like Frasier. OC used to be good, and House is still good, I like Iron Chef and Top Chef, basically any cooking show, ooh and ER before Carter left, and of course Grey's and Heroes and ANTM, and the office is fabulous, that show gets top billing, should of gone next to GG, but none of those is as good as GILMORE GIRLS! call me little miss chatterbox. And Squegee, either one is fine. Check out the C2 to see my favorite Rory/Jess fics.

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