(Princess Goth did give us this but she will continue talking to you if you're talking to her presently.)

This is the Sayuri section of this profile (I'm sharing with my cousin)

Name: Sayuri

Ethnicity: Japanese (And proud of it!)

Age: That of which no one must speak of...it ends with teen...

Birthday: Trick or Treat (October 31st)

Sexual Preference: Male

Hobbies: Editing stuff and drawing, if I've talked to you I'd gladly edit a picture for you, like making Sasuke's hair pink XDD(But only if I know you at least a little, don't just message me saying, hey make Hinata's hair blond in this picture. And I expect credit)

Dislikes: People who ignore me (I like attention) and...Japanese haters...and...that's it...wait...and people that brag all the time. I think thats it.

Shima's side (I'm the cooler one)

Name: Shima (Shut up! My mom was probably high when she named me T~T)

Age: Rawr! X3

Birthday: Use your imagination

Sexual Preference: Male and female

Hobbies: I edit too, but amazingly better. Eating is funheehee but I never get fat thanks to my family's genes!(Unfortunately Sayuri doesn't get fat either -grumble-)

Likes: Unlike Sayuri who didn't put what she liked (which I bet she's gonna fix later after reading mine). I love hentai-I'm cool with yaoi and yuri-Sayuri doesn't approve...

Hope you still like me now! 8)

Umm...that's it...I'm sure I forgot something though, I guess I'll see you later...oh yeah, a word from xPrincessGothx

I haven't updated in a year so you can guess that its discontinued. Too much writers block. 1,000 or more people read each chapter but only 10 percent reviewed, disappointing. Hopefully, you won't do the same to Sayuri and Shima. For those who reviewed. Thank you. Read Sayuri and Shima's fics, especially since I'll be helping ;D -wink-.

-With love and other mushy stuff

~PrincessGoth

Will be updated later!

Our favored quotes:

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~Homer Simpson

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." ~ Albert Einstein

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"If there's a will, I want to be in it"

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree