Hi, CultOfNerd here. I am your average kid genius. At 10, I found out the wonderful world of Doctor Who. At 11, I was creating computer programs.

Now? Now I am a writer at Fanfiction.Net.

Name: The Doctor. (Seriously, why would you ask that question?)

Age: Haha, spoilers!

Location: A small island in the middle of nowhere. Australia, duh.

Fav Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alex Rider, Kane Chronicles, The Lorien Legacies, Heroes of Olympus

Fav food: We could be here all day.

BE ALERT.

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LERTS.

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Story news...

I will update The Son of Neptune when I get some time, but in the mean time, I would like some reviews.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Hades

2. Percy Jackson

3. Leo Valdez

4.Piper McLean

5. Grover Underwood

6. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

7. Connor Stoll

8. Annabeth Chase

9. Travis Stoll

10. Zeus

11. Jason Grace

12. Artemis

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Rachel/Jason... Um, can't say I have.

2. Do you think four is hot?

U'm I'm not sure, but if I did, Jason would kill me.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Artemis/ Annabeth... Um, 1. Artemis is a maiden. 2. Annabeth and Artemis are both girls. WEIRD!!!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Um, I think there might be one about Travis...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy/Rachel... Yeah, if Annabeth didn't exist and if Rachel wasn't the Oracle...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Grover/Travis or Grover/ Zeus? Is "None of the above" an answer?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Travis walked in on Percy and Artemis kissing, who knows what he'd do?

8. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hades/Annabeth? No no no no no...

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Connor/Artemis? I'd call it WEIRD...

10. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Um, can I pass?

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I think not...

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Piper/Grover? NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

13. If you wrote a song fic about eight, which song would you choose?

Look, I don't think many songs would fit with Annabeth.

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hades/Rachel/Artemis? WARNING: Do not read if you value your life.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Um, Grover? AGES ago.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hades and Connor are in a happy relationship until Connor dumps Hades for Travis. Hades, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Jason, has an unhappy breakup with Artemis, then follows the wise advice of Grover and finds true love with Leo.

WHOA, dude. Back up. Hades and Connor in a relationship? WEIRD. Connor dumps Hades for his bro? NOW THAT'S TAKING IT WAY TOO FAR. Hades dating a son of Jupiter? Aren't Hades and Zeus rivals? Hades breaks up with Artemis? SHE'S A MAIDEN, FOR THE LAST TIME! A god following a satyr's advice? C'mon, even they aren't stupid. AND FINDING TRUE LOVE WITH LEO? I'm not even gonna write anymore.

17. What would you title this fic?

HADES IS GAY!

COME TO THE DARK SIDE...

WE HAVE COOKIES!

I am the Box Ghost!

I cannot be contained in your cylindrical container!

Coffee powers, activate!

My Holiday timetable:

1:00AM Sleep

2:00AM Sleep

3:00AM Sleep

4:00AM Sleep

5:00AM Sleep

6:00AM Read

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10:00AM Read

11:00AM Sleep

12:00PM Eat

1:00PM Sleep

2:00PM Read

3:00PM Sleep

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9:00PM Sleep

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11:00PM Sleep

12:00AM Sleep

KIRBY POWER!

[Little Girl] *Gasp* A real fairy!

[Me] Die, fairy!

[Fairy] Noooooo!!!

[Me] *Steps on fairy*