Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

At least, I think she is... Continued summary inside. Style, Bunny, Creek, and other slight pairings.

Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

In truth or dare, Kenny will do whatever they say for the sake of the game. Craig won't.