Orphaned as long as he can remember, Naruto finds comfort only in his ANBU protectors and his friend Sakura. However upon learning his heritage as a member of the Uzumaki Clan, he decides to honor the heritage he never knew he had. All the while, shadows surround those he wishes to protect; both from within, and without.

Being (re?)born into a world of fiction you barely remember is a lot more interesting with modern science. Engineering, physics, and biology, mixed with supernatural ninjas, and you'll obviously want to be a shinobi. fem!Semi-SI-OC (Rated T, mainly for language.) Assuming reality isn't too big a pain, expect chapter 4 around mid-late September.

Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people.

Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.

Naruto Uzumaki was a mass of conflicting fronts and ideas. He was loud and stupid, but shy and intelligent. He was sunny and always smiling but wept in the silence of his room. What will happen when he catches the attention of T&I's Ibiki, and his two new teammates? Will they be able to unravel the complex web of disguises that Naruto has woven? Watch and see.

Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it's the coolest thing ever. From that point on, Tom only wishes to become a man as great as his Professor. Dumbledore really, really doesn't know how to deal with the little psycho kid following him around.

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

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If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.

Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)

Shikamaru is back, war flashbacks and everything. But no matter his foreknowledge, changing the future is not as easy as he thought. His Hokage being set back to a snot nosed brat that reacts bewildered to any form of affection does not help. At all. Meanwhile, Gaara is thrown back to being avoided and feared, while being tormented by a voice urging him to kill every step he takes.

Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH

Being a parselmouth, Harry is hired by all of the Dragon Sanctuaries. His new job: to travel the world, check on all the dragons, talk to them and learn about them. The dragons have also heard of Harry's talent - as an artist and they can be pushy about having their portrait painted. With dragons, magizoologists and shades of Dark Lords after him, Harry's life is anything but dull.

What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)

The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.

Born of a drunken one night stand rather than a love potion, Tom Riddle grew up a little differently. Family. Job. And absolutely no insane take-over-the-world attempts. Which all changes when he gets thrown into a world where apparently he grew up to be some sort of mad Dark Lord with a complex and he doesn't have any hair... Or a nose... [Story in Rewrite Process, see account]

The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way- by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that seeks to either protect or destroy him.

Sasuke's attempt at a surprise attack on Kakashi during the bell test was successful. Very successful. In fact, he killed their sensei. Now Team 7 finds itself with the corpse of a high-level jonin and only their basic training from the academy to help them cover it up. Will they be able to hide the evidence? Or will their first week as ninjas also be their last? DISCONTINUED.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

What happens when Fred and George play a prank on Umbridge? This seemingly small event will trigger many unexpected consequences in the lives of Harry Potter and his friends. Introducing Professor Potter! Soon, everything will change. Things aren't black and white. And truths don't stay hidden. UPDATED

Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.

It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. At least the secret societies, countrywide conspiracies, and evil overlords are par for the course. Rated T for language.

Her bleeding heart really will kill her someday, Sakura muses. Non-romance.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

My name is Uzumaki Nori – no, I'm not the twin of Uzumaki Naruto. By what I have concluded, I'm his replacement. (semi-SI! as Fem!Naruto; AU!)

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year

After Fawkes saves Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack, the phoenix decides to stick around, whether Severus likes it or not.

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

What if Kushina was the great granddaughter of Mito Uzumaki and thus, Hashirama Senju? What would Naruto's life be like as a direct descendant of the first Hokage? And he inherited more than just the "Will of Fire" from Hashirama? With the blood of The Shodai flowing in his veins, How will Naruto's journey change? Let's find out.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Albus Dumbledore was too late. Someone else managed to defeat Gellert, leaving chaos and too many questions behind. Tom Riddle, who recently graduated from Hogwarts, was fully committed to become the greatest Dark Lord of all time, chasing immortality and surpassing Grindelwald's legacy. It's too bad that Unspeakable Harry Potter had something to say about that. HP/TR. Time travel

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Hagrid's brief stay at Azkaban gives Sirius an entirely new perspective and a brilliant idea. Nobody expected him to befriend his guards; he never expected to get involved in their business. And they never expected to have a guide dog...

After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.

Snape finds distraction from the tedium of faculty meetings with the help of the new DADA professor. (SS/HG)

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

AU! While experimenting with his shadow clones, Naruto discovered one of Orochimaru's abandoned lab. (Discontinued)

The Promised Day has passed, but Ed and Al have not yet restored their bodies. Without any leads to follow, they decide to part ways to better their chances of success. Following the myths and legends of the world, Edward finds himself in Hogsmeade. With his goal within reach, it seems that taking his chance will be the hardest leg of the journey. NOT Student!Ed

After separating from Hagrid, Harry does not want to return to the Dursleys and wishes himself to Hogwarts for his Sorting. However, something is strange about Hogwarts, and his actions have far reaching consequences, not only for him. Completely AU! Time travel!

Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? (hiatus/rewrite)

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

He was just helping his friend with his jutsu. Since when were there five faces on Hokage Mountain? Why does everyone want him dead more so than usual? Who's the fool in the atrocious mask claiming to be him? And why is there a ninja wearing ORANGE? Madara won't know what hit him. Time travel. UP FOR ADOPTION.

A/U: Victory came at a price. Aizen's defeat left the Soul Society in shambles, and the balance of souls collapsed. So, Ichigo Kurosaki was sent back in time to stop it from ever happening and arrived that same faithful night that Hisana made the biggest mistake of her life. From there things began anew...

UP FOR ADOPTION- Apologies to fans of the story. It was about what if Kushina knew a secret art that saved Minato from death that day, and woke up 11 years later in a world where his best friend is dead, his father hangs like the shadow he is, and his son needs him to become the man he can become while the world reacts to The Yellow Flash return

When Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, he thought he would be sorted into one of the four houses. Instead, the hat yells out 'Apprenticeship'. Harry doesn't even know what to do anymore. Hogwarts isn't what he expected. Instead, it's a whole lot better!

Naruto had never been the best at genjutsu, but faced against one that was designed to break the mind of the target, how will he fare? Will he defy the odds stacked against him or will this be his final challenge? Mentions of suicide. Please review!

[COMPLETE] During the Summer between 5th and 6th year Dumbledore finds himself in need of a new muggle studies professor after a falling out with Charity Burbage. And who better to teach muggle studies than a Muggle! No Bashing, No Slash, No crazy power trips or outlandish abilities (O/C Professor x Tonks, Rated T for terribly cheesy ;)

When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!

Riffraff? Streetrat? Naruto didn't buy that. He'd been raised in the orphanage his entire life, and had worked his fingers to the bone. One wouldn't think that cooking, cleaning, and catering to the whims of children could ever make an effective ninja, but Naruto would prove them wrong. Like he always did.

Solitude his only solace, bitterness a stubborn companion, a terrible guarded secret his worst enemy… VergilxOC, Dante, and a lot of bitter dark chocolate...

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

Safe. The word resonated in Kingsley's head. There was no safe place any more. Not now. His parents, his mum and dad, they had kept him safe. But they weren't here any more. Kingsley was on his own. Unsafe. Rated for character death.

Lucius Malfoy was a strong believer of chaos. That, however, seemed to go against everyone's beliefs about the man. Yet, Lucius was a true study of contradictions that were hard for most people to accept. And his true personality was more chaotic than his simple, straight-forward surface would ever indicate.

"Is he even human to you? Or is he just a savior in your eyes who can do no wrong? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but he's not fine. He's not ever fine. He may act like it and put up this farce for people who don't know him, but don't even think for a second he's not hurting inside." Oneshot! Ron-centric!

Xover FMA/HP: Après avoir affronté les Homonculus, sauver Amnestris et sacrifié son alchimie pour retrouver son frère, Edward n'aurait jamais songé à ce que la Vérité lui demande de sauver un autre Univers où règne la Magie. Edward devra compter sur ses nouveaux amis pour découvrir les mystères de ce monde et affronter un ennemi terrible qui menace l'ordre de l'univers : Voldemort.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

When you become the Master of Death, you don't just gain a stone, cloak, and wand.

When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle

A Reunion Fic plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone. 10/Rose but not for a few chapters. Please R&R. 7/4/13: I've gotten myself out of the corner... We're headed to the home stretch, updates will be swift and regular.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

They cloned all of SG1, but then got frightened and dumped them in an alternate universe. But, still, SG1 picks themselves up and moves on, finding a new place in the village hidden in the sand: Sunagakure.

Weird and random one shots based on common fanfiction facts about certain Uchiha, each one has it's own prompt and Uchiha. Not for the serious of heart. Please read and enjoy

Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!

Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.

Harry is sold to a man who experiments on Mutants when he's seven. this is a Hp/xmen crossover. slash brainwashing, rating just in case

My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.

Some things are not always as they seem. Light is not always good and dark is not always evil. Harry finds out to he has been lied to and joins Voldemort in revealing Dumbledore’s lies to world. The wizarding world is in for a shock. Tom/Harry.SLASH!

Ron makes a violent wish after a heated fight with Harry, now he must deal with the consequences. Slytherin!Ron / AU during GoF Rated T for safety.

ABANDONED Something went wrong with the summoning at the end of 'Lucifer Rising'. It wasn't Lucifer that rose, rather it transported his son to the church instead, and he isn't very impressed with his father. HP/SPN Xover. Slash! Dean/Cas/Harry

Naruto meets a man who is bitter and dark, and claims to have come through a golden door, and feels unnerved.

Harry and Lucy are the twins who lived. They are also a weird vampire-hybrid, powerful and slightly insane. Watch them as they grow up, as they fool and enrage Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort and the DE. \ AU Independent Gray Harry \ H/Multy \ Yuri GL

A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.

Set after the events of The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. The Doctor finds a somewhat...unconventional...way to "keep" the Master onboard his TARDIS.

A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.

While in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Hermione find themselves hurtled through time. Somehow, they've landed themselves in the 70's. Now they have to handle the Marauders while trying to find a way home.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash

It started off with a kiss on the cheek but they always wanted more. And who could blame them, he was utterly brilliant and handsome…and clever. Very very clever.

He fought against demons thousands of years ago. Now he is a Zanpakutoh.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Daniel descended as a 11 years old Harry Potter…well, sort of. Inspirited by Corwalch’s “Two Shall Be As One”, diverged as Daniel went back a bit further.

AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?

Dante and Nero go to take out a snake demon but it's not quite as simple as it appears. Ch 9, "and blah blah, you're cured!" he said vaguely. Nero didn't much like the sound of the 'blah blah' part of this plan and slid his gaze over to the older man.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Given enough of it, time and pressure can break anything... even the shield that hold him together. Tatsumi/Tsuzuki.

Haldir has found a pretty little kitten with black fur and green eyes. That talks. Hp X-over, slash, crossgen

A Dresden Files / Harry Potter cross over story.

This is a short 1shot about a poor, neglected snitch.

The story of a girl, and the men she meets as she grows into a woman. Mate to How He Loved Her.

Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.

An AU story where POTW was a beginning not an end...First story in the Comfy Chair Series