CRACKFIC A collection of stories combining to of my many obsessions. Naruto and Mountain Dew.

Sasuke: the gorgeous guy that all the girls are lusting over. Gaara: human sexgod and Sasuke’s ex. Neji: pretty preppy boy that seems to have caught a certain someone’s eye. Naruto: the loud mouthed idiot. Multiple Pairings, shounen ai, AU High school yrs

It seems almost impossible, doesn't it? That a human could be raised in Heaven and live there, raised by goddesses. He's starting to bloom from an adult into a man, but he may be going too fast. Will the guidance of a Valkyrie bring the two together? OGx?

Kakashi somehow gets stuck playing Matchmaker. But he soon finds it fun to play Cupid, and he decides to pair up every shinobi he knows with their One True Love. BACK IN PROGRESS! Kakashi is SERIOUSLY Cupid now. Beware... new chapters are quite cracky.

Join Eriol, Syaoran, Sakura, and Tomoyo as they do their History project assigned to them by their, well, History teacher. Enjoy the silliness and the idiocy while they struggle with silence and sugar to finish their project and hopefully get good grades.

[ONESHOT] I want to feel, I whispered in a voice just below inaudible. You stared at me, amber eyes sparkling in the moonlight. Now Eyes, why would you want something like that? 1st POV Eyes, 2nd POV Kanon. KanonEyes.

The laziest ninja now has to answer the questions of all the readers! Although he doesn't seem to happy about it...

Temari and Shikamaru go on their first date. Kankuro drags Gaara along to spy on them.

What happens when the Konoha Genin aren't training? Eight hilarious drabbles. Mild language.

Tenten talks in her sleep and Neji finds out some interesting things. [Neji x Tenten] [Oneshot]

[ Haru x yuki ]. Haru's not going to let Yuki walk home alone.

Goku and Vegeta are shopping for Bulma when Goku lets something slip... Yaoi, GokuxVegeta

Mokona searches for true love... and finds it. Crackfic, possibly WTF inducing

A short poem from Kanone to Eyes. Dedicated to L'Arc Hyde.

Just something I did for fun, One chapter only, i hope.. Its about American Idol Naruto Style, bunch of song lyrics, and stupid judging comments Rated T for song lyrics

Urd's early childhood from Hild's point of view

A lonely 'monster'...a weakling...who would have thought these two could be friends? However, fate has a way of being unexpected. Can she, the weakest link, soften the heart of this monster, who kills to determine his existence?...GaaHina

Hinata rolled over and kissed his chest, “I’m not afraid to die.” Gaara x Hinata

taking place in the second episode. Al taking advantage of Ed being handcuffed to the wall X3

It's time to take another look at Heaven. You've heard of the everfamous goddesses, but what about the gods? A new chapter is about to begin, and these new gods are going to make Nekomi a more interesting place than ever...

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

Light x L. When you're handcuffed to someone, insomnia takes its toll in one way or another.

[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential

[DHr]“See,I knew that was going to happen.”Draco laughed.“And they say you're the smart one.”“That’s not funny, Malfoy. First I get handcuffed to you and now…” She took a pause as she tried to wiggle her foot loose. “MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE TOILET!”

Temari thinks she'll keep this bag of fruit to herself, but Gaara's gotten far too good at surprising her. [one shot]

A/U Sesshomaru is waiting for a new master. Will he be able to endure? Or will fate be unkind.

If you think Yami's the pharoh you ar soooo wrong! XD Full summary inside, but Yugi's the pharoh and Yami's the servant! Read and Review, minna! [Lemon in 2nd chapter]

Sesshoumaru and Kagome's arranged marriage is spoiled by the death of Lady Wisteria, Sesshoumaru's aunt.

Old humor fic I wrote back when Burger King had that Green Ketchup promo. ^^; The gundam boys find out about the green ketchup, and disaster follows.