An episode by episode account of things THE Chad Dylan Cooper would never do...Or, at least, that's what he thinks at first. There might be one person who can make him do the unthinkable.

They hate each other. Plain and simple. But he's Draco Malfoy, and no girl escapes his charm. Even if it is stupidly smart Granger. But what happens when progress is actually made...from both ends, and a certain little bet between friends gets in the way?

Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.

When Fitz shows up at Clares in the pouring rain, what does he want? What will happen? *based on the new 2011 promo* ... *possible Flare*

During the fight, Fitz tops Eli. Hard... It is slash... M-rated slash...

He's new, and I'm ready for something fresh. Sometimes, fantasy turns into reality. And I've had a fantasy about Eli Goldsworthy.

Summery inside...

Adam is the new kid at Degrassi with a mysterious allure that Fiona finds irresistible. But when the going gets tough, can Adam keep his secret promise a promise, and for that matter, can he keep his secrets?

Chris and Jess are kidnapped when Jess is 14, and Chris is 17. They are broken, bruised, and raped. Chris is forced to have sex with Jessica or else the team of kidnappers will rape her viciously. Turns out, they might anyway. Full summary inside!

What should have happened the night after Troy's final basketball game. He finds Jimmie taking pictures of his room, which leads to much more than either bargained for. Started as Troy/Jimmie but quickly became a giant East High orgy of fun! SLASH, LEMON!

What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".

When KC and Clare go their seperate ways because of one mistake, things get bad when Clare goes down a bad path with Reese but things will never be the same for her when someone from Darcy's past her life goes from bad to worse, will KC save her?

Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!

The foolproof way to know that you don't have a life beyond both Twilight and the internet! From the creator of 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE!

This story is dead. It was immature, honestly, and I don't feel comfortable writing it anymore.

Saturday detention. Five unlikely students are put in detention and drama will boil. Especially when three other delinquents join them during the day. But what happens when all hell breaks loose and a gun is fired?

The Degrassi graduates celebrate their last days together with a camping trip. The camping trip goes horribly wrong when a killer arrives on the scene. This is a cheesy Degrassi teen horror fanfiction. Complete with the return of Sean.

[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.

If you really love the show, and will blow up if anyone makes fun of the characters, don't read this!!!! If you do, and you want to flame me for defacement of Degrassi Characters, have fun, but don't blame me for it:)

Updated FINALLY! READ AND REVIEW. I'll Pay Ya'

A Reposted and Reformated version of A Degrassi Parody of Popular teen Moviesthe first Degrassi fic I ever had written:

A few degrassi characters experience a taste of reality...note to reader, this is sarcastic so laugh!