Hi everybody, and welcome to my profile!!! My name (well, pen name, if you insist) is JayHawk. As stated in the prologue of my story/stories, I am ninjago's #1, 100% biggest fan, and I love writing, reading (esp. Ninjago), and doing almost anything involving words. I am a personal friend of NinjaDragon0427, and a big fan of KaitouKiwi abd TombRaiderNinja's stories. I hope you love my stories as much as I do!

Also, unless I gain a strange new infatuation, I am 100% Ninjago. Just saying. AAnd if I did gain that strange new infatuation, then you would not be reading this. Just saying. XD

Oh also!!! If you have a story you'd like me to read, I'm always looking for new material, so pm me and let me know!!!

My stories:

Return of Sarok

Five ninja. One sensei. One samurai... and one new enemy. Unlike anything the ninja have dealt with before, he will not stop at anything to get what he wants. His loyal servant is a master of deception; one of the ninja being their target. But there is one who lies in wait--a far greater adversary with a diabolical plot in mind. Will the ninja uncover the true danger before it's too late?

Worls unite

Stranded in a foreign world, the ninja's only priority is to return home. But when a new issue arises, will the ninja and their new friend be able to fix everything? Or will evil triumph once and for all?

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Haha so I'm one of those annoying people with a bunch of randomness on their profile, so if u want to wade through it and learn random stuff about me, go ahead!!! It all starts here…

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You say red and black, I say Red, Black, Blue, White, and Green

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya

You say Jack Black, I say the Black Ninja

You say Mafia, I say Serpentine

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp

You say childhood, I say Legos

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord

You say school, I say training

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say The Bounty

You say Elsa, I say Zane

You say weird, I say Darreth

You say PB&J, I say mucus salt sandwich

You say principal, I say Sensei

You say Karate, I say spinjitzu

You say robot, I say nindroid

You say deadly acid, I say Cole's chili

You say Tokyo, I say Ninjago City

You say hallucination, I say venomari spit

You say holy grail, I say weapons of spinjitzu

You say walking dead, I say Skulkin

You say Superman, I say Green Ninja

You say Chuck Norris, I say the First Spinjitzu Master

You say Darth Vader, I say Garmadon

You say "It's all good", I say "Everything's gravy!"

You say nuclear bomb, I say mega weapon

You say Halloween costumes, I say pirate pajamas

You say life, I say Ninjago

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Chima SUCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have watched Ninjaball Run more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have seen every Ninjago episode and YOU WANT MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Lord Garmadon makes you laugh, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Nya deserves a bigger and better role, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Ninjago post this on your profile: "Ninjago is the word for awesome"

If you wish that you were a ninja/samurai/Spinjitzu master, PASTE THIS ONE YOUR PROFILE!

If you want Ninjago to continue, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If your best friend knows you are completely insane, and yet somehow puts up with your antics every time you see her, copy this on your profile.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues...

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Screen doors are painful and sneaky. If you agree, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Come to the dark side…

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!

9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12. You get to wear creepy masks.

13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?

15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)

17. We get to order our minions around.

18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.

20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.

23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!

24. The reason YOU joined

1.YOUR NOBODY NAME (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Sendilyx

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Linizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Ann Berry

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Laslisto

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Isaoke

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Jane Ole

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Sunburst

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): Ljbczeg

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

-You love/like going to the mall.

-You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 0

PUNK

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 0

GEEK

-You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

-You get straight A's.

-You love/like reading.

You don't care what you look like

-You have a curfew.

-You always do your homework.

-You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music

You hate being called emo.

-You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

-You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

-You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC

-You watch/watched the Superbowl.

-You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

-You collect your jerseys.

-You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

-Your garage consists of sports equipment

-You belong/belonged to a school team.

-You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

-You have a specific number

Total: 8

RESULT: I'm a nerdy athlete? Sure!

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

MY ANSWERS:

1. Why would I tell you who he is? But hehe maybe…

2. Blue and yellow-- Totally! Well maybe except for the kisses part… Geez, I'm only sixteen, people!

3. L; Totally!

4. March; that's good! I guess! ;D

5. White; Glad to know it!

6. Julia; wow. How did you ever guess. (Note the sarcasm--we've been BFFs for years!)

7. 69; awesome! I love my friends!!!

8. Florida; ehh I'm kind of a mix.

9. Ocean; that's kind of true. Except I'm exceptionally loyal too. {:) I guess I'm great all around!!!

10. Hmm… I wish I could figure out how to end my current story fantasmically!; I have no doubt I'll find an awesome ending, but in three months? We'll see…

ELEMENT PERSONALITY QUIZ

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first. Yup

You are very competitive.Yup

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.Yup

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. Yup

People have often called you insane. Yup

Total: 5

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality. Yup

You like to go to the beach.Yup

You rarely get angry. Yup

When you do get angry, you know how to control it. Yup

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights. Yup

You are a good swimmer. Yup

You like the rain. Yup

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous. Yup

Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty. Yup

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. Yup

You could easily survive in the wild. Yup

You care about the environment. Yup

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed. Yup

You aren't afraid of anything. Yup

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 6

AIR

You have a free spirit. Yup

You hate rules. Yup

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. Yup

You hate to be restrained. Yup

You are very independent and outgoing. Yup

You are quite intelligent. Yup

You tend to be impatient. Yup

You are easily distracted. Yup

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. Yup

You wish you could fly. Yup

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 0

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. Yup

You are spiritual. Yup

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. Yup

You believe everything you see or hear. Yup

You are afraid of the dark. Yup

You hate violence. Yup

You hope for world peace. Yup

You are generally a happy person. Yup

Everyone loves to be around you. Yup

You always follow the rules. Yup

Total: 10

All air and all light, lots of water… why doesn't that surprise me??? XD