NEW MOON IS ALMOST HERE!!AAAAHHH!!

HI!!whats up!i love to read im not sayin im a bookworm but reading is great!

some of my fav books r:

Twilight,New Moon,Eclipse,Breaking Dawn,Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets,Goosebumps,Mostly Ghostly.

Some of my fav authors:

Stephinie Meyer,JK Rowling,Rl Stine

Fav hobbies:

I love to play soccer,draw,hang w/freinds(thts how i found this place),read twilight saga!well duh!!who doesnt!(lol),I love to watch the twilight movie over and over til i die if a have to!i love tha movie!playin on the internet!

Fav movies:

Twilight(DUH),Hotel for dogs,Harry Potter movies(waitin for Half Blood PRINCE),Dodgeball,Bolt,Simsons movie,Pineapple express,ect.

Fav music:

Bellas lulaby(Kiss the rain),The meadow,Esmes favorite(all by robert patterson),Clumsy,London Bridges,Big girls dont cry,Chicken fry,Hoedown Throwdown,Rockstar,anything good by hannah montana(DONT MAKE FUN OF ME CUZ I LIKE HANNAH MONTANA OR ILL HUNT U DOWN AND PUNCH U!),SOS,Burnin up,Video girl,Miss indepentet,My life would suck without u,Bring me back to life.Lala land,Dont forget,Get back,Pocker face,So what,Hot n cold, SONGS BY TAYLOR SWIFT!, ect.

Fav singers:

Fergie,Hannah montana,Kelly clarkson,Jonas brothers,Katy perry,Pink,Lady gaga,Emily osman,Mitchal musso,The zac brown band,Demi lovato, Taylor swift!, ect.

Twilight team:

TEAM J@LICE(JASPER&ALICE) ALL THE WAY BAYBEE!!

2ND TWILIGHT TEAM:

TEAM ELL@(BELLA&EDWARD)

3RD TWILIGHT TEAM:

TEAM ROS@ETT(ROSALIE&EMMETT)

4TH TWILIGHT TEAM:

TEAM C@RSME(ESME&CARLISLE)

LEAST FAV TWILIGHT PERSON:

JACOB!UGH I HATE HIM!

FAV TWILIGHT PERSON:

TIE BETWEEN ALICE AND JASPER!

Me and my freinds r ramdom im telling u the truth here!Ya listen to what me and my freinds Kasey,Zachary,Coby were talkingbout in math.

My group is doing a uh..what was it a matching thing with shapes(we were working with 3d shapes tht week)

Me:Hey guys my cat is physco!

Zachary:Listen to this i was doing the loundry and my cat jumped in the dryer and i didny kno it.So when i turned it on my cat was going in circles going:MEOW MEEEOWW!

Me,Kasey,Coby:LUAGHING OUR HEADS OFF

HERES ANOTHER TIME IN MATH:

Teacher:asked question

Kasey(my crazyest freind other then myself):IM GOIN TO HOLD MY BREATH TIL SHE CALLS ON ME!!(SHE WAS HYPER FOR NO GOOD REASON!)KASEY ALMOST JUMPING UP AND DOWN HOLDING HER BREATH WHILE WAVING HER HAND AROUND!!

Coby:LAUGHING AT THE FACT THT KASEY WAS ACTING CRAZY ALL DURING MATH THAT DAY!

Zachary,Me:LAUGHING WITH COBY!

Reagan:...(well reagan is just like us but while were crazy during math she focuses on math i do too!we both get like a B averge in there!shes clamer then us!)

Kasey:gives upSHE DIDNT CALL ON ME!

Me:Kasey C L A M down!!

Teacher:(Mrs Adams walks by and looks at Kasey likes shes a crazy person!)

Me:She said she had pancake and syper sooo.. i guess thts y?Shes hyped up on pancakes!

Zack,Coby:laughing like theirs no 2morrow!

OH THIS IS FUNNY!

Teacher(Mrs Lerman):we r goin to have kareoke on next friday!Reads songs

Kasey:Mrs Lerman why dont u get some Hannah Montana songs or Ashley simpson!?

Me:(I didnt or never heard of Ashley Simpson soo ya)Dont you mean Jessica Simpson?

Kasey:No!ASHLEY!Well Mrs Lerman go get some of those cuz all girls kno them!(I DIDNT KNO ASHELY SIMPSON TIL THEM)

Meagan:I HATE HANNAH MONATANA!

Kasey:GASPSRAISES HAND AND LOOK LIKE HAS TO USE THE BATHROOM

My teacher:Go on to the restroom Kasey.

Kasey :No i dont have to its somthing else!!

Teacher:Oh srry its just u look like it. what do u want?

Kasey:I THINK MEAGAN NEEEDS TO GO THE NURSE!TEACHER ASKED YCUZ SHE DOESNT LIKE HANNAH MONTANA!

after tht there was this big thing bout hannah montana isnt real and some say she is.Rlly i say she is real.Shes miley cryus in a wig soo techanally she is real!o then this annoying boy says:SHE PUTS ON A WIG!SO SHE NOT REAL!and im just sitting there thinking does think were stupid?so hes saying if i put on a wig and sing and dance im not real!soooo YA ME AND MY FREINDS RAMDOM ALL THE WAY!!

I thought this would be funny to put!Sooo its called:

RANDOM THINGS ME AND MY FREINDS SAY!!

Me:Dude whats with u tlking bout ur crazy cat hopping in the dryer?

Zachary:uuuhh...idk!Cuz its funny!

Me:I mad!

Kasey,Citlai:Why?

Me:Cuz!Zachary cought me singing during kareoke after i told he would NOT catch me singing!

Me(after my freind Hannah who is Bella in my twilight club had a fight or watev and was mad at the boy who plays Edward):Im sad!

Reagan(Rose):Y?

me(Alice):Cuz!Hes being mad which make her sad which make me sad!Which confuses u!

Reagan:Uh...ok...(After we worked out a plan we got those two dating!it was kinda funny!cuz theyll be all LUVY DOVEY and ill be all AWWWWW!and Hannah would come ova and hit me!sooo then i always said OOOWWW!(LOL RANDOM)

Me(sitting at lunch table with freinds):CAKE!!

Kasey:what?

Me:idk.i was thinking bout cake now i want some!(sigh)After bout two to four weeks of cavring cake my mom made some!it was yummy!

Kasey;Hey did u see the Sonny with a chance with the check out girls?

Me :ya!it was funny!tawni was like i always wanted a lunchbox!and sonny was i always wanted a doll with the strings so when u pull it i t goes:Check It Out!then the string would get stuck it would be like Check it out check it out check it out check it oooouuuuttt!

L8TR THT DAY!

Me:Hey Kasey CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT!

Kasey:laughing like crazy!

HOPED U LIKED SOME OF OUR RANDOM MOMENTS!

10 ways to annoy my freind Hannah:

1.Go up to her and say crushy crushy crushy crush u have a crush!

2.When her and her crush r near each other or sitting next to each other say;AAAAAWWWWWW!

3.Tell her Bellas theme song is:Clumsy by Fergie

4.Tell her Edwards theme song is:Womanizor by:Brittney Spears(y she cares?i have no idea!)

5.Tell her shes annoy!(Shell hit u!but shes not annoying though)

6.Tell her Robert Pattrison DIED IN CAR WRACK WITH AND BEER BOTTLE AND AND CAT IN HIS LAP!!(i kno this one is random but shell prob freak!)

7.Tell her twilight sucks!which i would never cuz im love with twilight and so is she!

8.Kick her(running off things i think off tht will annoy her here!)

9.Go up to her and sing Clumsy by Fergie

10.Get a girl in our class named:Madison to tlk to her all day long!!(YA SHELL GO CRAZY AND ILL BE LAGHING MY BUTT OFF!)

10 WAYS TO ANNOY ME(OR GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE):

1.Tell me Twilight sucks!

2.Diss Alice from Twilight

3.Diss Jasper from Twilight

4.Diss my freinds

5.Make up lies bout me

6.Make up lies bout my freinds(If u havent seen im very caring for my freinds and twilight!soo if u diss or hurt them u will pay!)

7.Take my stuff and not give it back when im not looking!(which my freinds do to annoy me!)

8.Being a stupid person who thinks their better then evryone else!(U KNO WHO U R TABATHA!BACK STABBING ANNOYING WITCH!)

9.Call me a loser who knos nothing(im telling i will do my best to beat the crap out of u!)

10.Call me weak!(i may look skiny and weak!but im not!i can kick ur butt all the way to year 1000000099999!)(Srry if seems like im mean im not!but if u start thinking u can do watev u want to ppl ull get hurt!just saying)

Once a girl asked the boy

"Am i pretty?"

The boy anwsered

"No"

"Do I cross your mind?"

"No"

"If i left would you cry?"

"No"

"Do you like me?"

"No"

As she turned away to leave

The boy grabbed her by the hand and said

"Your not pretty your beatuiful."

"You dont cross my mind couse i always think about you."

"If you left i wouldnt cry i would die."

"I dont like you I love you!"

Hope you liked this!I got it as a txt one day then i read online so i decided tht i would put on here!

Well thts all i guess if i have more ill edit!so as Alice says :Its Time!to read more fan fic!(lol if u say the movie and the baseball secne u kno wat i mean she goes when the thunder sounds she says:Its Time!