Crack pairings for your heart's delight! Wonder with glee at all the strange, weird and downright mentally scarring aspects of these crackers (Eh? Eh? You see, it's pun. Because in Britain (where I live) a cracker is something good. I'm not being egotistical here. I just think crack can be very good and sometimes hilarious. Have you noticed that this section in the parentheses is longer than the bit outside it? I guess that whole 'brackets-are-optional-bits-of-extra-text' thing they taught us in school was wrong (or maybe they just taught me that for some weird experiment (to find out how people react as a functional member of society (though you can hardly call me such a thing) when they think brackets are optional, perhaps?) so they can finally discover the meaning of life or something.))

TL;DR: We write crack

Yeah, there's a few of us running this account, and we'll all be posting ridiculous crack fanfiction, I wouldn't take us too seriously. At all.