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Joined 03-09-07, id: 1234404
My name is Sam. In case you haven't figured it out, my pen name comes from reading Twilight, New Moon, and FullMetal Alchemist. My favorite color is blue.

I have an obsession problem. If I read a book or see a movie I will rant about it for weeks. It annoys the hell out of people. It also annoys me because it's my problem. I'm also a genuis but a total slacker. The only things I'm interested in are ancient history, music, and writing and reading. I have involuntary OCD,but I try to ignore it. I don't really like having a clean room because everyone else always keeps their room clean. I'm also a non-conformist. FREAKS DOMINATE!!

I have a younger sister. She's really peppy which is extremely super mega annoying. If I'm doing homework or something, she'll come in and start singing. I then have to yell at her to get out. This get's my dad wicked pissed and I get a bucketload of crap from him about how I should be nice to her 'cause she's my only sister. Fortunaley, I'm now in a boarding school so I don't have to deal with this. Unfortunately its a prep school. Which is weird because I'm not the only crazy and/or 'emo' person there. Funy how these things work out. I'm also a vegetarian, which my dad finds extremely bizzare. But I like it so it doesn't really matter what he thinks. Not that it ever has anyway. I have an older brother too, but I don't get to see much 'cause I'm in Connecticut and he's in Boston. And I'm from Boston too. starts doing Papelbon riverdance Irish people! I realy think the Irish are cool. I'm Polish and German too, which I think is cool.

I have a twisted sense of humor. I am also very random at times. My mind is always freaking out so I have trouble paying attention. Music, books, and my friends are my only life lines. I love my friends. I would be totally lost without them. Like totally and completely lost. I like acting like a kid sometimes 'cause its fun. My dad thinks its immature, but I know middle schoolers who more mature than highschool seniors. Seriously.

I have some of the weirdest nicknames EVER. I'm not going list them here for everyone to see but if you ever meet me, I might tell you. Most of them are something to do my name. And some just come out of nowhere. I play guitar and bass which is fun because I really want to be in a band.

I like getting hyper off Monster or Rockstar or Vault or something like that. Especialy if I don't eat for 6 hours and then have Rockstar, cause then my body starts having a 3 hour mini-seizure. It's fun.

Anyway, I'll update my profile and stories. Be on the lookout for 'idea polls'. I'll have these if I get writer's block.

Fav Books

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment by James Patterson

Maximum Ride: School's Out-Forever by James Patterson

Maimum Ride: Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports by James Patterson

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

Eragon by Christopher Paolini

Eldest by Christopher Paolini

The Giver by Lois Lowry

Candy by Kevin Brooks

Beautiful City of the Dead by Leander Watts

Darkness Creeping by Neal Shusterman

Inkheart by Cornelia Funke

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

Fav Bands

HIM

My Chemical Romance

Linkin Park

Green Day

Papa Roach

AFI

Mindless Self Indulgence

Senses Fail

Nickelback

Nine Inch Nails

Atreyu

Trivium

Disturbed

Beastie Boys

Gorillaz

Metallica

Dropkick Murphys

Blaqk Audio(Davey and Jade of AFI)

Fall Out Boy

The Used

Paramore

Barefoot Truth

Shiny Toy Guns

Bad Religion

Incubus

The Offspring

Rage Against The Machine

Muse

3 Doors Down

blink-182

44(Mark and Travis from blink-182)

Angels and Airwaves(Tom from blink-182)

Panic! At the Disco

Say Anything

The Killers

Fav Anime/Manga

The Sandman(Neil Gaiman)

FullMetal Alchemist

Deathnote

D.Gray Man

After School Nigthmare

Bleach

FLCL

Naruto

Gundam Wing:Endless Waltz

Fav Movies

The Mirrormask(Neil Gaiman)

Nightmare Before Christmas

Pirates of the Carribean 1+2

Edward Scissorhands

The Covenant

Spirited Away

Princess Monoke

School of Rock

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Secrets Made, Secrets Told by EdwardAddict reviews
Sequel to The Beginning of Forever... Bella and Edward are married and things couldn't be better in their relationship. But when Mike snaps, what will happen to this happy couple? And now that Victoria's shown up... DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Bella, Victoria
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Experiment 2323 by EdwardAddict reviews
Years after the Flock have settled down for good, they finally get closure over the School. Turns out, the whitecoats were captured and tested. Life has a funny way of taking care of things. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kryptonite by EdwardAddict reviews
Songfic. Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down Three years since Fang surrendered to the whitecoats. Three years since he had seen the Flock. When the scientists make him an offer he can't refuse, what will happen to the others? Faxy Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Oh, The Possibilities! by EdwardAddict reviews
Where's Fang's power? Why doesn't he have one? Oh, young one, you are very wrong. He's had a power all along. It's just a secret. But now he's willing to share that secret with us all. Series of Oneshots Parody
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Fang - Complete
Beware Our Insanity by EdwardAddict reviews
The random antics of my band and its members. Insane. Crazy. Dorks. Yes, we're all that and more. A nerdy Band is... list from a nerdy band kid. We walk the talk and talk the walk. Can you? New update
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Kiss My Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep by makara-butts reviews
Roxas feels alone. Ever since AXel disappeared, Roxas wants to die. He wants to die so badly it hurts. After deciding not to commit suicide, he goes back to his room to find...Akuroku. Deal with it. My first KH fanfic so bear with me. R & R plz.And Be Nic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King by EdwardAddict reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fang - Complete
Smashed Into Pieces: The End Of We by EdwardAddict reviews
Songfic. Smashed Into Pieces by Silverstein Max left Fang seven years ago and he can't take the pain anymore. A Romeo and Juliet ending for a Romeo and Juliet couple. Pain first, then eternal bliss. ONESHOT FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lips of an Angel by EdwardAddict reviews
Songfic. Based on Lips of an Angel by Hinder Fang and Max are twenty and both married. But not to each other. Fang still misses Max terribly. Then one day, he gets a phone call... FAXNESS TWOSHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Beginning of Forever by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETED! Bella finally gets Edward to change her. What will happen? Mostly fluff. First fanfic aka: sucky, don't read .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/5/2004