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Hi I'm Lord Muffin n this is myyyy profile

I Probably won't post seeing as I'm not a good author but I love reading PJO fanfics :P


Okay, the average person will screw up reading this. Try to see if your better then average

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is fourty cat

This is seconds cat.

Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentences and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile.


I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

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Return of the Guardian by knight 6991 reviews
Artemis' guardian disappeared during the first titan war along with his son. What will happen when his son shows up 3000 years later. (I suck at summary's) Percy and Artemis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,113 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Son of Darkness by Lilie0107 reviews
A pair that was never meant to be together. A child, no, a man that shouldn't exist. An ancient foe is rising and even Chaos struggles to keep the enemy under control. A forbidden love, the light in the dark times of war. What will happen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,869 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Percy J., Hestia] Chaos
percy jackson guardian god titan and primordial by Shadowlord1295 reviews
this is a different version of my other story the Percy Jackson guardian of the hunt and son of chaos. in this story Percy has lost the love of his life only to met the most powerful deities and learn of a new prophecy is he ready to face another war with new allies and a new love? on time will tell rated t for a lot of swearing tell me if i should raise the rating or not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Return of the Dead King by TheGoosemaster reviews
Perseus, the eldest son of Kronos and Rhea was once the King of Olympus. When his younger siblings overthrew him, they completely destroyed him. Unbeknownst to them the Olympians sealed their fate, as he was the only one who could stand against the rising Protogenoi and save the gods from utter destruction. Miraculously he returns, will the dead king save them or leave them to fate
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] Artemis - Complete
Perseus: the eldest god by some fucking random guy reviews
Read at your own risk, horribly written story, only still on my account for archive purposes. If you wish to adopt the idea, send me a PM letting me know you're doing so so I can keep an eye on it, and go ahead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 2/1/2015
Percy Jackson: the heir of the Unknown by some fucking random guy reviews
Read at your own risk, horribly written story, only still on my account for archive purposes. If you wish to adopt the idea, send me a PM letting me know you're doing so so I can keep an eye on it, and go ahead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015
A new life by Bashabuttonstories reviews
What comes after the fight? Love. at least for Asuna and Kazuto. But as time passes, more and more demons of their past appear, and enemies that only want to continue the dismay and destruction of the death game. This is a new life, whether good or bad, through the fire and the flames, they will prevail. (Spoiler alert for the Light Novels! KiritoxAsuna.)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 102 - Words: 213,550 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Yui
Legend of Olympus by Kocona reviews
AU. When Perseus Jackson, five-year-old orphan, wandered the world, he is taken in by the least likely Olympian. Overtime, Percy became a ruthless warrior—the secret weapon of Olympus. Without knowing it, Percy sets a whole new prophecy in motion, rousing an ancient enemy; one that will require all of Olympus to destroy. How will history differ this time? Percy/?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,788 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Percy J.
The Legend of Zelda: Sky Lines by Light Onthemayo reviews
One hundred and fifty years after the disaster with the Spirit Tracks, Hyrule has risen to the skies. The people have made a living through the use of airships and the "Sky Lines", trails of intense wind used to aid these airships in their travels. On the eve of a fantastic adventure, a young man named Link has just been given command of his own airship...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 146 - Words: 710,548 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Link, OC - Complete
Pain of the Past by Erieene reviews
Many, many years ago Artemis had a great friend. One who kept his promises and made sure she was smiling all the time. A promise was kept and broken in one night. The dreaded day for Artemis and her hunters. One that they would give anything to change if possible. It's time for Artemis to move on but to do so she needs to get over the pain by going to the past. Does she want to?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,936 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis]
The Chaos Chronicles: Road To Vengeance by SDMS135 reviews
After the Second Giant War Percy was betrayed by the Gods. Meanwhile Chaos has a plan and Percy Jackson fits as the last piece to his puzzle. Percy's newest quest is to relive his life as son of the Creator and bring Olympus down its knees. The catch? His worst enemy know exactly who he is and they aren't the only ones after him, Percy soon learns to trust no one, especially Chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,384 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
The Champion of Chaos by Omega.King.of.The.Night reviews
Percy, The Hero of Olympus flees after being banished and betrayed. He is wandering in the wild when he is found by Chaos who's got an adventure for Percy. Flamers welcome, please R&R/ TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS, HAVE TO RECONSIDER SOME ORIGINAL KEY PLOT POINTS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Percy J.
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
Embrace the shadows by TheSilverboar reviews
Percy, abandoned by almost all of the other campers, abandoned by the Olympians, abandoned by even Annabeth in favor of his new half-brother is offered a deal to go back and change it all as a child of darkness instead of a son of the sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J., Nyx, OC, Chaos
Love? by Archangel of Order reviews
I have decided that I will rewrite this story as I've come to dislike this version. The prologue for the new one should pop up soon. As well as the first couple of chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
The Fatal Flaw Of Olympus by nutsofthechest reviews
The gods made a mistake a mistake that change a man into a monster. The Flaw was once a man that was held high in regards by the gods. But with one action the son of Poseidon became a victim of Zeus wrath, But soon the gods need his help once more to not just save a planet but a galaxy. Rated M (Gore, blood, lemons, action) Percy/Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 334,688 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Hidden Angel of the Unknown by Veragon reviews
After the Giant War, Percy seemed to get more distant from his friends. Annabeth cheats on him and his parents were murdered. Reclaiming his past as an angel took his life to a new threat. Even with a lot of power, will Percy be able to defeat the creator of the universe? (Pertemis)Promise: No joining the hunt things. Not a typical Annabeth broke Percy thing. Just a different plot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 6/19/2014
Percy Jackson: Monster King by sevenvik reviews
Maidens are celestial beings whose existence has been kept secret from demigods because if you form a contract with them you get the powers of primordial. But Percy never followed rules, did he? AU. ABANDONED. PM if you wish to continue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson, The Blessed Guardian by Dragonhitter reviews
Percy is Betrayed by the people he held most dear,and his whole life is shattered when it is supposed to finally be peaceful. When Percy is broken and disappears, will he ever be found? What bonds will he develop with the most hating goddess, and when a new threat rises, will Percy have the will or the reason to respond? Will he even be alive? Important note inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,541 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] Annabeth C., Gaia - Complete
-Lies- by koolkimoov reviews
Percy though that after the end of the giant war he was off his demigod troubles,… he was sooo wrong. Rewritten & Completed
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Artemis, Percy J.] - Complete
Finding Paradise by DeathGuardian24 reviews
After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. Watch as he use this power to find his home, his paradise. Not an ordinary chaos story.Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,644 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Heart and Soul by Olympus'sAuror reviews
At the end of the Giant War after Percy refuses Godhood a second time Zeus banishes him to Delos. There he meets Pontus and Thalassa Primordial God and Goddess of the Seas...R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4754 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Prince Alpha of the Void by UltimateFanGirl4Life reviews
With Percy being left by everyone he once loved he discovers a new life that has been waiting for him his whole life. An so starts his life with Chaos
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Percy J.
Twin Sisters of Chaos by Resatice reviews
Before the reign of the gods, Artemis was born. Not as a child of Zeus, but one of Chaos's twin daughters. Forced to leave her planet because of a war, Artemis goes to Earth to seek protection. What happens when she goes back to her first home? Co-authoring this with PurpleGoddess9. Flames are welcome because we love s'mores! Rated T for minor swearing. Pertemis in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,305 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Artemis, Percy J.
The Army of Chaos by SpritesVista reviews
An act of revenge drives Percy out of camp. Seemingly betrayed and on the verge of death, Percy is saved by the oldest Primordial promising him a new life in the Army of Chaos. Now, centuries later, a combined force has arisen. To save the world, he must return to the planet he so much despises. How will he cope back on Earth when the familiar threat arises?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Daughter of Chaos by megareader333 reviews
Chaos has a daughter who is going to be his heir. Percy is betrayed by camp half-blood. He becomes a soldier in Chaos' Army. Percy also befriends Callista, who is in other words Chaos' daughter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,400 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Percy J.
The Commander of Chaos by SomethingInExistence reviews
Saying Percy's life sucked, was an understatement. He got a new half-brother, who's been nothing, but trouble. Because of him, nobody remembers Percy. To make matters worse, his parents are now dead. Heartbroken, Percy joins the warriors of chaos. Now 1000 years later, Gaea has awakened, and Percy finds himself helping, those who betrayed him. What could possibly go wrong?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Percy J.
Percy King of the Titans by ShinyDagger852 reviews
Percy been betrayed like in the other stories. But he has been gifted by the fates to be his own king of the gods. Best Part Yall pick the queen and title
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Percy J.
Starstruck In Hollywood by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
Sequel to Goode High School for Performing Arts. Percy and Annabeth meet up again at a party. Annabeth's now famous and Percy still loves her. Will they reunite ? New faces, old rivalry, new games and big names. Read and Review .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,770 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Paladins of Chaos by Mr.CornChips reviews
I probably won't update...but read anyway! Do the rawr?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
A New Chance at Life by I am Piper Daughter of Athena reviews
Percy and Piper see Annabeth and Jason kissing. They dont stay at camp and have others feel sorry for them. Instead they run away with Nico to start a new life. 1 month later Piper and Percy are "siblings". Piper has become a world-wide model while Percy has become Hollywoods new top actor, but they thought they left their old life for good. they were very very wrong. RatedT in ca
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Percy J., Piper M.
His Return by HopelessDove reviews
HIATUS - BEING EDITED. Murdered by those he loves the most, the greatest hero returns to protect the very ones who betrayed him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Percy J.
The Hunters of Chaos by nilaybit reviews
Percy Annabeth Thalia Jason Nico Reyna were betrayed by everyone at camp by saying that they are Murderer and Traitor. They left the camp and join the Chaos. But the Prophecy provided by Rachel began after 1000 years so they have to come back to earth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Zelda: A Fairytale by Sakurelle reviews
Zelda is a princess in hiding, although she does not know it. Instead, she lives as a common slave, befriending a cursed wolfman named Link, while Ganondorf seeks the power of the long forgotten Triforce mark she bears on her right hand. AU LinkxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,347 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete