Am I expected to write a lot here cause I don’t wanna…

Well the basic spiel:

I am 439 years old, being a vampire this is normal.

It gets boring being a vampire and life gets to be a bitch after 150 years

So to not bore my self to death (haha as if that’s possible) I started writing fanfiction… I’m not too good at it sigh. Anyways I got this account so I can post my own fanfiction up and review on other fanfiction that’s wayyy better than mine... wow you haven’t stopped reading yet and I haven’t stopped writing. What kind of a whacko are you to keep listening to a deranged chick who thinks she’s a vampire? Don’t you have better things to do? Well since your still reading I’ll take that as a no, and this is fun so I’ll keep going. Well anyways if you haven’t noticed I love yaoi and slash, yea take note of that a chick who thinks she is a vampire and likes reading about gay sex, how do you like them apples... well lets see any thing else I should tell you… well I love lemons cant write them though, still love reading well-written ones. The literature i like to read most:

Harry Potter

Eragon, Eldest

anything by Tamora Pierce

His Dark Materials

Any thing by H.G Wells

The Artemis Fowl series

Twilight

Hmm everyone else seems to do this too so I should too; these are the pairings I like:

RoyEd- Full-metal alchemist

EdHeidrich-Fullmetal alchemist

KyoYuki-Fruits basket

Shiguire+Ayame- Fruits basket

LupinBlack-Harry Potter

Ron Hermionie-Harry Potter(Omg a nonyaoi couple)

BellaEdward-Twilight (omg another one!)

DannyVlad- Danny Phantom

There is more I can’t remember at this moment in time. Or think of anything else to say so if you are still reading this move on to reading and reviewing every single one of my stories since you obviously don’t have a life.